Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Pointless if you don't have the baleeted goods, bruh

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"I'm going to shit my pants and do nothing instead of spending the evening insulting fucking everyone like the colossal cunt I am."
 
Doesn't Politwhoops or whatever it's called still keep a record of any tweets Wu deletes?
 
No thanks.

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John I hate to be the one to keep saying this, but you haven't done jack fuckity shit.

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Oh John, you're so unique and intelligent.

Maybe you could tell us about how normal it is for a 40 year-old man to self-aggrandize on the level of a kindergarten kid telling the class his dad is superman, and what it suggests about a person's self worth to constantly have to toot their own horn.

Whatta ya think?

Or how about writing a book on the fascinating study of a man whose life is SO wholly shot through with lies, so entirely an artifice of bullshit and spin, that one interview with a semi competent reporter makes our hero nervous enough to flop and twitch like a meth-addled catfish!

Whatta ya think? Might be a book in it?
 
How can John write a book on the transition from being a games designer to a politician when he's done neither?

John is barely competent to write a pamphlet on the transition from sofa to front door.
 
The only "weird skill" this filthy asshole learned in the last few years was how to piss sitting down.
 
How can John write a book on the transition from being a games designer to a politician when he's done neither?

John is barely competent to write a pamphlet on the transition from sofa to front door.

That's because the Wu's have no visitors.
 
John I hate to be the one to keep saying this, but you haven't done jack fuckity shit.

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Heh, maybe I misunderstand here something, as I am not fluent in sperg. But actually normal people learn to keep their mouth shut for 2 seconds and think about what to say next. And not blurt out every fart that runs through the vacuum of their skulls. It's called self control.

Certainly, a skill that eludes someone like Brianna who even manages to tweet her brain farts at light speed.
 
No thanks.

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I am pretty sure, that everything Wu knows about politics comes from the Star Wars prequels...
John I hate to be the one to keep saying this, but you haven't done jack fuckity shit.

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... because:

You wait two seconds before answering a question, because as a politician it is vitally important what you say and how you phrase your sentences. It's a habit that prevents your from accidentally blurting out whatever thought just crossed your mind, and it prevents Freudian slips. Also, politicians repeat names for their own sake, not to fake closeness. Saying a name out loud actually helps you to remember that person's name. It's like Wu hasn't actually met that many people while campaigning ...
 
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