Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Peace and Harmony]

What "hate crime" is Wu even a victim of?

Someone disagreed with her once or twice.

 

[Executive Impact]

You'd think these people could just turn off the computer...

Turning off the computer means turning off the Patreon revenue flow. Walking away would also be contrary to the narcissistic nature of people like Wu who thrive on all kinds of attention, positive or not.

This is the one area where Phil Fish deserves some respect. The man had the sense to disappear rather than engage with the shitstorm he had helped perpetuate.

 

[HypeBeast]

Honestly I'd be amazed if the fimminizm cards turn out to be half as decent as Chris' handmade pokemon cards.

The things I would do for a Brianna Wu medallion...

 

[millais]

Why isn't there a poll option that says 'who gives a fuck about GamerGate, it didn't change the world and nobody gave two shits for it'?

Because the people who sincerely don't give a fuck about Gamergate wouldn't waste their time voting in a poll about Gamergate

 

[Xander]

Because this thread is about Brianna.

 

[Andy27]

Why isn't there a poll option that says 'who gives a fuck about GamerGate, it didn't change the world and nobody gave two shits for it'?

Because people who don't give a fuck about Gamergate don't come into a thread about a lolcow who is related to Gamergate and complain about how the poll about the lolcow and Gamergate did not include the option of "who give a fuck about Gamergate"

 

[John Titor]

Never for the looks of it, the only thing that brianna has show are a little improvements to the character models, but thats it, no patch to the history, horrible (and stolen) gameplay, horrible characters and horrible graphics

i always laugh how brianna with 400.000 dollar cant even manage to get good Indie quality, heck just look freaking touhou, i doubt ZUN waste 400.000 dollars in one of his games

ZUN spends 400.000 dollars to make his games, yes.

IN BEER.

I always find it interesting to compare Wu with other established game devs.

ZUN has a day job and only does Touhou as a hobby; Wu obviously made Rev60 out of egotism. ZUN underestimated how big his fanbase is; Wu thinks she's the next Miyamoto.

 

[Trombonista]

Also, Touhou has dozens more strong female characters than Rev60.

 

[Cubanodun]

I always find it interesting to compare Wu with other established game devs.

ZUN has a day job and only does Touhou as a hobby; Wu obviously made Rev60 out of egotism. ZUN underestimated how big his fanbase is; Wu thinks she's the next Miyamoto.

Same as Daisuke Amaya, he did Cave story for the heck of it and now the thing is even on Wii, meanwhile Brianna made some poor and terrible game and believe that she is Hideo Kojima, and demmand to be praise like him or you are a misoginistic piece of shit

edit: one of my fellow agents of C.I.S from argentina just reminded me that brianna tried to do this, but she failed, badly

 

[A Random]

At least that game had lesbians to compensate for being terrible. What does Wu offer?

 

[Furina]

Same as Daisuke Amaya, he did Cave story for the heck of it and now the thing is even on Wii, meanwhile Brianna made some poor and terrible game and believe that she is Hideo Kojima, and demmand to be praise like him or you are a misoginistic piece of shit

edit: one of my fellow agents of C.I.S from argentina just reminded me that brianna tried to do this, but she failed, badly

This came out in 2001 for the PlayStation and it still looks better than Brianna's game. The characters even look different, which Brianna seems to have some trouble with. That's fourteen years of separation, meaning that I can sit down with someone and have an intelligent conversation with them who was born after this game was made. Think about that.

I was wondering, supposing Rev60 does eventually get a Steam release and gets panned by everyone except Wu's cronies and enablers, as we expect, who would she pin the blame on? She's been going on and on for ages about how this is "her" game even though as far as we can tell she was more like an idea machine with the power of veto over everyone else. She got the others to do the actual coding and design, doing little of it herself, but taking a lot of the credit.
Does this mean that when everyone calls it out for being shit she's going to say "it wasn't my fault, I didn't code any of it" or will she have to keep the ball rolling and say she made a buggy, unfun game?

Or maybe she'll just say everyone who doesn't like it is a misogynist transphobe blah blah ad infinitum.

Edit: Awake for 30 hours and I can't into English.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

No credible site will review the PC version of Rev60.

Wu will get one of his feminist buddies to review and award it "Game of the Year" which he will proceed to crow about until he turns blue in the face just like the mobile version and just like the mobile version it won't sell Jack outside of a certain circles nor will it make back 1/10th of its budget.

Wu will then continue begging on Twitter so he can fund the sequel but given his ability and infancy might be pretty hard to produce as he's running out of "non-problematic" programmers who are willing to work for shit wages under a shit boss who steals all the credit.

Buuuut, I highly doubt Rev60 will hit Steam, Wu's running out of money and people so unless he gets another 400k I just don't see it happening.

Which sucks becuase I am so looking forward to fapping off to Rev60 gore porn.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

No credible site will review the PC version of Rev60.

Wu will get one of his feminist buddies to review and award it "Game of the Year" which he will proceed to crow about until he turns blue in the face just like the mobile version and just like the mobile version it won't sell Jack outside of a certain circles nor will it make back 1/10th of its budget.

Wu will then continue begging on Twitter so he can fund the sequel but given his ability and infancy might be pretty hard to produce as he's running out of "non-problematic" programmers who are willing to work for shit wages under a shit boss who steals all the credit.

Buuuut, I highly doubt Rev60 will hit Steam, Wu's running out of money and people so unless he gets another 400k I just don't see it happening.

Which sucks becuase I am so looking forward to fapping off to Rev60 gore porn.

Honestly, I'm hoping some credible sites do review it because it will represent a truly, truly landmark moment in vidya journalism where they're going to have to decide, once and for all, if they want to tell the truth.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

The first obvious response is who gives a flying fuck?

The second is you fucking PAY for AppleCare you dumb bitch. It's an extended warranty plan that you BUY. What about "if you pay for it it isn't free" don't you get?

You get "free applecare" when you buy a mac, it's called the warranty. Apple was smart enough to trump up something they're half required to pay for anyhow. It's not really all that great because I've had them deny service on repairs and though things might have changed, anything substantial will require sending it in for repairs even though they only have a limited number of products. Also they highly recommend getting their overpriced external hard drive because it's pretty common to get the drive wiped regardless of the hardware failure.

Also the number of broken components in her machine speaks volumes about how overrated apple hardware is. I had similar lists of broken parts in mine and normally my computers only start breaking well after the initial warranty has expired. I've never used a warranty on anything outside of work other than apple products.

 

[LegoTugboat]

It's probably water damage from all the tears she sheds. Mac or PC, they don't cope well with flooding.

 

[AnOminous]

You get "free applecare" when you buy a mac, it's called the warranty.

Not to sperg too much, but "AppleCare" is the name of their service division. It handles all service, including that under warranty. But the "AppleCare Protection Plan" is something that you can purchase while the product is still under the original warranty, and is the extended service plan. Otherwise, it's just the warranty. This article explains it further. Pretty sure Wu received service under the extended service plan, not the original warranty.

 

[José Mourinho]

1. ???

2. So many plans, achieved: close to none

3. Not by Brianna but she retweeted it, that image speaks for itself lol

4. I know irony isn't your strong suit, Wu. But come on, you should know better than that

 

[AnOminous]

It's stunning that Wu considers that a series of retarded tweets using a memegenerator background is somehow an accomplishment.

 

[Cubanodun]

1. ???
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Someone did not read House of M when Scarlet witch is the main reason that everything is fucked up, only someone that takes the adaptations at face value can fuck up so badly, aka people who think that if you watch the movies you are a comic expert

 

[Furina]

It's stunning that Wu considers that a series of retarded tweets using a memegenerator background is somehow an accomplishment.

Wu doesn't have a lot of accomplishments so she has to inflate things. It's like applying for a job when you're resume only has you getting average marks and working at a McDonald's.

4. I know irony isn't your strong suit, Wu. But come on, you should know better than that
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She seems capable of understanding the call out culture and the inherit problems in it, but then forgets them the second they apply to her. This complete lack of self-awareness is typical of SJWs, I've found. I think its because they are emotional creatures who do what feels right in any given situation. Revenge is the most basic emotion to feel when you've been wronged, so that is what they seek. When it is them being called out they feel defensive and that what is happening to them is wrong. They don't see is as "what comes around goes around", they see it as an uncalled for attack.

They is why the SJW crowd and Brianna always make such laughable statements.