Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[CWCissey]

Sorry, very late to the party, but...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aXiorhWBa2M
...this asian guy IMO looks like a "typical beta". I mean, he comes across as a permanent denizen of the friendzone. Maybe he expects that by supporting Giant Spacekat and making propaganda for them, he'll finally score some hankypanky?

</PUA mode>

BTW has anyone here played that game, what is it like?

I think it was Smutley who did, and he said it was extremely mediocre.

 

[Jaimas]

I think it was Smutley who did, and he said it was extremely mediocre.

He said it was unimpeachably shit. Repetitive, crashed in places, impossible to lose.

 

[A Random]

Except when you get to the very end, at which point not getting through one of the QTEs gives you an instant fail no matter the path you were in. And the 'multiple endings' are less than the revealed amount.

 

[CWCissey]

He said it was unimpeachably shit. Repetitive, crashed in places, impossible to lose.

That was it. Someone else must have said it was mediocre.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

The issue regarding the book for Rev 60 is kind of weird. The game makes it sound like it would help the story but I think Smutley and even Wu herself said it doesn't add much to the story. I think Wu said Frank wrote quite a bit of it. It's a ton of useless info regarding vehicles, guns, and short character bios on characters that aren't even in the game. I don't think it actually fleshes out the game's story at all. Rev 60's shitty story is a classic case of the writer understanding what's going on so they magically assume the audience will too. It's another example of Wu making this game more for herself than for the consumer.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Sorry, very late to the party, but...

Almost 850 dislikes versus 10 likes, fucking kek. Poor Frank tries so hard.

 

[CWCissey]

Almost 850 dislikes versus 10 likes, fucking kek. Poor Frank tries so hard.

Read the comments! They're glorious!

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Almost 850 dislikes versus 10 likes, fucking kek. Poor Frank tries so hard.

I know we would hold it against them if we knew but you'd think they could have gotten the whole dev team plus one friend each to like their trailer. I probably would have told all my friends and my mom's friends and so on to like my youtube promo if I'd bet the farm on a project.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Read the comments! They're glorious!

Yeah, I was just glancing at some of the top-voted ones.

This whole farce has basically become an autistic arms race where Brianna has to keep inflating her ego and make more and more outlandishly arrogant statements in order to guard herself against the increasing toxicity of the comments against her game. And as her attitude gets worse, more people get more pissed off and more badly pissed off.

The street race would have solved everything.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Rev 60's shitty story is a classic case of the writer understanding what's going on so they magically assume the audience will too.

"MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS!"

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I just found out - yeah, I know: late! - that that asian guy is Brianna's husband.

That said, the video's overwhelmingly negative ratings may in no small part be due to the overwhelmingly annoying spaceship sounds he makes in the beginning.

 

[Positron]

He said it was unimpeachably shit. Repetitive,

"My game is for Neogamers; not your adderall-addicted dudebros with your 10-second attention span!"

crashed in places

,
"My team of all-women testers never crashed the game. May I remind you Neanderthal dudebros not to smash buttons."

impossible to lose.

"Losing is oppression, just like Patriarchy!"

 

[Ruin]

I didn't bother checking out Brianna's masterpiece but do the games villains have any motivation for doing evil shit other than they're evil?

 

[j.peikko]

I didn't bother checking out Brianna's masterpiece but do the games villains have any motivation for doing evil shit other than they're evil?

they're men. what more does she need?

 

[c-no]

I didn't bother checking out Brianna's masterpiece but do the games villains have any motivation for doing evil shit other than they're evil?

As far as I know, the Chessboard AI goes bad because things happen. Also, the Snow Leopard guys are bad because they are in league with China for reasons.

 

[Red_Rager]

As far as I know, the Chessboard AI goes bad because things happen. Also, the Snow Leopard guys are bad because they are in league with China for reasons.

Chessboard is just doing the computer equivilent of pms'ing. CB has nothing on Shodan

 

[c-no]

Chessboard is just doing the computer equivilent of pms'ing. CB has nothing on Shodan
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5iZMD_eCpEo

Chessboard had to take over a geishabot to do something. SHODAN doesn't need some robot, not when SHODAN in all the metal glory can take over and entire ship or space station.

 

[Positron]

Sweetie, I think the burka is in.

 

[the Borg]

Oh god, for a second I thought that was Maria Brink. I'm happy that she wasn't subjected to Wu's fantasyland. Really don't think Wu can pull that look off, or any look, but I know his asspatters will say yes because he wants it.

Shaving half his head is one step away from the Britney Spears fully shaved freakout.

 

[XH 502]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/gdzy0r5-png.20002/

Wu needs to stop sullying the good name of Natalie Dormer.

Oh god, for a second I thought that was Maria Brink. I'm happy that she wasn't subjected to Wu's fantasyland.

If it hasn't happened yet you know it will. Maria is the tall Amazonian sex goddess that Wu imagines herself as. It's only a matter of time before Wu tries to draw a comparison between them.