Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Just on the topic of Crash's remains, that is a legit box they put animal ashes in if you're willing to pay. They put a lock on it and give you the key. I can understand doing that because pets can feel like family. You know what most people don't do? Post pictures of their dog's memorial on twitter in response to some random guy in an unrelated chat saying he'll rape your dead dog. I'm not trying to be a moralfag here, I'm legit saying it doesn't make sense unless you're trying to milk it for sympathy. I believe she misses Crash but I also think she has a personality disorder or mental illness where a secondary reaction to everything is "How can I use this?" A troll used Crash's death to try to get a reaction. Brianna followed up by doing the same thing. I know that point would be totally lost on her.

 

[kcbbq]

I still think her "final" build is FUBAR. This is the old one that she had been taking screenshots of, which is why "I thought we fixed that". Probably why she ditched out so early - getting to the end of the updated parts of that build.

 

[Richard Stabone]

That game looks like shit. I guess you can get away with that garbage on mobile but who the fuck is buying this on a PC? It looks like a game that would come out in the 90's.

 

[soliloquyR]

And we are live!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F_QUFEc5vKQ

Chat is a hilarious Tsunami of weenery. I can only imagine how many JohnWalkerFlynt weens we've unintentionally inspired.
That was seriously 30 minutes of weenery the likes of which I'd never seen before. Fucking beautiful.

Wu has a Crash Wu shrine.

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Because of the stream, I thought the Wu train was nearing its final destination, but no, this has only fucked up the tracks and hastily slipshodedly shoehorned in another twist.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

"if we don't exfil soon we're both gonna get murked!"

John flynt confirmed for 12edgy15me

 

[Cynical]

I still think her "final" build is FUBAR. This is the old one that she had been taking screenshots of, which is why "I thought we fixed that". Probably why she ditched out so early - getting to the end of the updated parts of that build.

And it's quite possible he can't get anything further to run worth a damn, and what we were shown is anything I'd demand a refund over if I were a Kickstarter backer.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

What I want to know is how many Kickstarter backers were able to notice that comment announcing the live stream and tune in. Something tells me that none of them got it in time, meaning none of them got to see the game in its current ugly, disco lighting, screeching, badly optimized, poorly textured state. If I had paid money and waited just short of three years only to see that subpar mess, I would be absolutely furious. If only they would look around a bit and stumble across the recording of the livestream...

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

That's good to know, though it raises the question - *can* they show up and if so, why not have it show up there to show the game is close to done?

Yes

having it show up would make it easier to point of you're lying about "crunch"

 

[Jaimas]

I was thinking of buying it as a joke gift but now I feel bad about it.

Also is the audio messed up (desync, no mixing/normalization of volume) or was it just the stream?

It did that in the IOS version too.

 

[Buck Bumble]

It did that in the IOS version too.

inb4 "Brianna just streamed the IOS version with changed prompts"

 

[Mr Pizza]

Wait, the game teaches you how to type? I had this game when I was like... 7, when I was learning how to type.

 

[mrae]

Wait, the game teaches you how to type? I had this game when I was like... 7, when I was learning how to type.

Revolution 60: Mavis Beacon Edition

 

[Catgirls are Love]

inb4 "Brianna just streamed the IOS version with changed prompts"

She might as well have. The only noticeable differences between the two versions are the horrible colors, tweaked outfits and changed prompts. Otherwise, the PC version is just the iOS one at a higher resolution with a somewhat better framerate because it's not running on a phone, yet for some reason it takes soooooo long to release it to market.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So who's going to volunteer to hack the game and replace all the typing prompts with phrases related to the auteur?
"Type: AMBIEN"

 

[Catgirls are Love]

So who's going to volunteer to hack the game and replace all the typing prompts with phrases related to the auteur?
"Type: AMBIEN"

Bonus points if you recreate the game in an earlier version of the Unreal engine.

 

[captn_kettle]

So who's going to volunteer to hack the game and replace all the typing prompts with phrases related to the auteur?
"Type: AMBIEN"

I've already had the idea of decompiling it and adding milo and ralph into the game.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

I've already had the idea of decompiling it and adding milo and ralph into the game.

Would be much easier to do a text edit. I would not be surprised if the strings of text you type in are in a text file.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Your entire life is a nonstop garbage fire.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

A garbage fire you started, then threw fuel on.

 

[Cynical]

Your entire life is a nonstop garbage fire.

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Your attempt to prove you aren't a fraud backfired, you got trolled into next year in the space of half an hour, you got your shit kicked in when sperging about politics to the point Glenn Greenwald trolled the hell out of you, your Patreon dropped over 15 followers and 50$ in a day......yeah it was pretty shit for you, and pretty hilarious for us.