Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Without A Gout]

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...can someone tell me why the sky is solid red?

It's probably like Superman 64, where the developers called the green stuff "Kryptonite Fog" because they were too lazy to actually render anything worth a damn in a decent distance.

They probably just call it "Gamergate Fog".

 

[Ravana]

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...can someone tell me why the sky is solid red?

It takes place in Gothan City during that season of the Batman animated series where the sky was red

 

[captn_kettle]

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...can someone tell me why the sky is solid red?

The sky embraces the rage of god damn goobergatorz against womyn.

 

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...can someone tell me why the sky is solid red?

Because Wu excels at taking suck and taking it to the next level. Sure, she already has atrocious, sexist stiltwalkers in her game and the color palette looks like something a skitzophrenic would pick... but what makes it a HONEST and TRUE Wu masterpiece is the red sky that is the perfect hue to make your eyes spasm in their sockets. This is a sign of a true artisan and should be recognized within the Hallowed Halls of Holyfuckwhatisthis along with Shecameforcwc and the Dobson Collection.

 

[zedkissed60]

"Glenn Greenwald is a terrorist. I'm outta here."

8 minutes 26 seconds later...

 

[Staffy]

The typing mechanic wasn't there before, wasn't it? John's unknowingly asking people to laugh at his dreck even more harder.

 

[Splendid]

The typing mechanic wasn't there before, wasn't it?

No, it's new, but Wu's been promising it all along, so its inclusion isn't news.

 

[Staffy]

It makes his game look more autistic that's for sure.

 

[Richard Stabone]

Brianna, don't make promises you can't keep.
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Also, you really shouldn't direct people to your Twitter where they can see you're doing everything that isn't game development or marketing.

This makes zero sense. She can push a button and release it right now but her "studio" can't ship it (a digital copy of a game) because Gamergate (a group that seemingly doesn't even give a shit about her anymore) somehow has the power to stop it? And she was sick for a few days which is the reason the game is 2 years behind schedule. And now she needs to make a trailer which you would think is something that should be done if you have the time to play video games for 40 hours a week.

I can only guess that Wu saw the stuff popping up on Kickstarter and had a chimpout. Maybe an iPad was thrown across a room. The response she put up was not well thought out. The stream was a disaster.

She didn't even need to do it either. Only a tiny fraction of the zeroes who donated to her scam did so for the actual game. If this was a project people actually wanted, there'd be 100 comments demanding a refund by now. Wu should honestly just pretend she fulfilled the reward and released the game. Not like anyone is going to call her on it besides us.

 

[Maria Mint]

The typing mechanic wasn't there before, wasn't it? John's unknowingly asking people to laugh at his dreck even more harder.

Typing of the Wu as a concept would be a hilarious game though. Cisgendered whiteboy Goobergaters rise from the dead to stop a totally real woman from releasing her video game, and you can only stop them by faithfully retyping the tweets Brianna makes encompassing everything from The Purge to Glenn Greenwald.

 

[Staffy]

Autism doesn't equally mean unfunny, most of the times. I'm actually hoping that someone hacks this game for shits and giggles and give this game a major "overhaul", changing all the words that you have to type being one of them.

 

[Mr. Duck]

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...can someone tell me why the sky is solid red?

Even Quake 2 looks better than that.

 

[Florence]

Dear god, that audio sync is terrible.

 

[Kiras left nipple]

Wu bodged this one right up, should have sat out the critics asking about the game, poor asian husband must of got a hell of a beating last night...

game continues to look shit, and unplayable, frauds hanging on by their fake fingernails because even if this vanity project drops, its over..

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Of COURSE Wu'd defend Apple.

 

[NQ 952]

I still want to know how the fuck I've made more playable games than Wu-master John.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Of COURSE Wu'd defend Apple.

Of course, she is going to defend that shit. Wu is already seeing herself flooding the panels she's at with IR strobe light, so GooberGabber isn't able to put her snarly face on video.

I still want to know how the fuck I've made more playable games than Wu-master John.

I never programmed a game, but I am pretty confident that I can burp up a more enjoyable gaming experience than Rev 60.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Apple purposely makes the tools and information needed to repair their tablets and phones fucking difficult to access through their official channels so people will eventually give in and just buy replacements. Of course they'll use something like this if they think it can make them money.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Of course, she is going to defend that shit. Wu is already seeing herself flooding the panels she's at with IR strobe light, so GooberGabber isn't able to put her snarly face on video.

I never programmed a game, but I am pretty confident that I can burp up a more enjoyable gaming experience than Rev 60.

I've seen amateur game devs pull one-day gamejams over here with no funding that have looked more fun than what rev 60 looks like so far.