Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[ActualKiwi]

When you stare into the void artificial vagina long enough, you start to scream in terror.

It's when the void artificial vagina stares back that the trouble begins.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It's pretty obvious John has no intention of ever releasing the game.

The people whose money he stole should just go ahead and sue. They should do that while he's still married to Frank Wu and there's money to collect.

No one cares anyway. Look at the iPhone version.

 

[Without A Gout]

I'm being entirely serious when I say this. What's with the fucking screaming in every picture of Frank? Is it a "quirky" thing or what?

Frank is the epitome of

 

[AnimuGinger]

Frank is the epitome of

Nah, he's closer to

 

[BriannaWoo]

I think you're all missing the most important thing here.

Wtf kind of sorry excuse of a steak is this? Looks like no skirt steak I've ever had, it looks like one of those really fatty cast offs that the butcher normally chucks to a dog.

Also...

Well done John, it's taken you 58 hours of save whoring to complete the main story.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I think you're all missing the most important thing here.

Wtf kind of sorry excuse of a steak is this? Looks like no skirt steak I've ever had, it looks like one of those really fatty cast offs that the butcher normally chucks to a dog.

Also...

Well done John, it's taken you 58 hours of save whoring to complete the main story.

Also note how incredibly heavily spiced/seasoned that steak is, usually you only season a steak that much if it's shite.

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

I've never seen such a scrap-looking steak.

And I've had pretty cruddy steaks before.

 

[AnOminous]

Wtf kind of sorry excuse of a steak is this? Looks like no skirt steak I've ever had, it looks like one of those really fatty cast offs that the butcher normally chucks to a dog.

It's Blue Apron meat. It's like a hipster TV dinner where it doesn't even come in a dish already made for you to heat it up. It probably costs them even less to make for that reason. But you get to "cook" it from subpar ingredients.

Wu is making this product look more and more like shit, because this doesn't look like the shit on the Blue Apron site.

This is what Adam Carolla thinks of it:

Blue Apron sucks, don't try it

I tried 3 meals and it's nothing more than an expensive grocery delivery service. Not only that, the portions aren't sufficient and I'll easily eat the whole 2 person meal for myself (I'm 6'2" 180 and active). And the nail in the coffin is that you put in the work to cook, but get zero left overs. I'm a busy guy, and if I spend 30 min in the kitchen, I want more than one meal out of it.

Yes I could see if you don't cook much it's possibly nice to have them ship you thimble sized containers of soy sauce and shit, but basically anyone who cooks a variety of things regularly already has a kitchen stocked with 90% of the supplies you need.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Not the worst skirt that John's handled...

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Spoiler: kill me

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Looks like they recently made iced cream.

Nothing screams "gourmand" like his and tranny Powerades to wash down that mangled steak.

"I got you purple because I know it's your favorite and you totally need extra electrolytes and 56 grams of sugar to go with that MSG covered steak."
They need all that to rebuild their bodies after sitting on the couch tweeting and smoking.

 

[Walter Temple]

Well done John, it's taken you 58 hours of save whoring to complete the main story.

Atypical of Wu, it's not even the latest thing that everyone's talking about. She genuinely got absorbed into something she couldn't buy her way out of. If I thought for one solitary instant that Wu even had a better nature to appeal to, this would be the time.

"You see Wu, doesn't it feel nice to just play and enjoy a video game? I mean, you're shit at it, but being bad at a game isn't a moral failing. You are fully capable of losing a few days in some commercial digital entertainment product without at any time keeping a mental list of petty offenses to bitch about later on Twitter. Go forth, new convert. Go and play."

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I'm being entirely serious when I say this. What's with the fucking screaming in every picture of Frank? Is it a "quirky" thing or what?

I genuinely think he's just one of those people who has no idea what to do when someone forces him to take a picture (which happens to him like, all the time), and that's his go to because it CAN read as "quirky." I also have no idea what to do when someone takes my picture so I always end up with incredibly forced looking fake smiles.

Still his thing is like, way annoying.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Every time people go " poor poor Frank", I resist the urge to spam his Lolcow Wiki page. Dude is by no means helpless or pitiful. If anything, he's the one that came up with this whole narritive the Wu family lives by.

 

[sailorautism]

Every time people go " poor poor Frank", I resist the urge to spam his Lolcow Wiki page. Dude is by no means helpless or pitiful. If anything, he's the one that came up with this whole narritive the Wu family lives by.

Yeah but I kinda feel like he's been punished enough already... none of his transgressions are severe enough to warrant the punishment of being stuck with BriWu for like 7 years lol

 

[Accel_Rider]

Yeah but I kinda feel like he's been punished enough already... none of his transgressions are severe enough to warrant the punishment of being stuck with BriWu for like 7 years lol

It's not a grave, it's the future he chose

 

[sailorautism]

It's not a grave, it's the future he chose

The only logical explanation being is that Frank is a severe masochist.

 

[captn_kettle]

I think you're all missing the most important thing here.

Wtf kind of sorry excuse of a steak is this? Looks like no skirt steak I've ever had, it looks like one of those really fatty cast offs that the butcher normally chucks to a dog.

Also...

Well done John, it's taken you 58 hours of save whoring to complete the main story.

Lets break this down:
XCOM 2 - 56.5 hours (Wu already had 2 hours logged)
Lightblade VR - 4.4 hours (Started playing 27th June)
Star wars battlefront 2 - 2.6 hours
AvP classic 2000 - 0.8 hours
Vanishing realms - 1.8 hours
Tilt Brush - 0.8 hours
fantastic contraption - 6.4 hours
selfie tennis - 0.8 hours
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc - 0.3 hours
starbound - 3.8 hours
Hover Junkers - 0.3 hours

Thats a total of 78.5 hours over the last 6 days (I know as Wu started shilling the vive on 23rd, and hover junkers is vive only).

78.5 hours / 6 days = 13.08 hours average per day playing video games instead of releasing rev60. Its a wonder how Wu gets anything done in life.

Archive:
http://archive.is/sBZdL

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Lets break this down:
XCOM 2 - 56.5 hours (Wu already had 2 hours logged)
Lightblade VR - 4.4 hours (Started playing 27th June)
Star wars battlefront 2 - 2.6 hours
AvP classic 2000 - 0.8 hours
Vanishing realms - 1.8 hours
Tilt Brush - 0.8 hours
fantastic contraption - 6.4 hours
selfie tennis - 0.8 hours
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc - 0.3 hours
starbound - 3.8 hours
Hover Junkers - 0.3 hours

Thats a total of 78.5 hours over the last 6 days (I know as Wu started shilling the vive on 23rd, and hover junkers is vive only).

78.5 hours / 6 days = 13.08 hours average per day playing video games instead of releasing rev60. Its a wonder how Wu gets anything done in life.

Archive:
http://archive.is/sBZdL

Add 7-8 hours of sleep and 1-2 hours of stuff like clothing, eating, showering, eating, brushing your and you get up to 24h. There isn't even 'cleaning the house' or 'buying groceries' in there. If there is any real reason why Wu genuinely subscribed to blue apron, it's that she doesn't need to leave the house to get food.

...on the other hand, I wouldn't be surprised if there is a massive mountain of pizza boxes somewhere in her house.

Granted the time Wu got on record for XCOM2 without having any achievements, could also indicate that she leaves the game running in the background to ramp up geek credit. I too have some ridiculous times on some games, because I just left them running while I did some other stuff. Except Skyrim, I really wasted that much time on that game.

 

[Andy27]

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Nothing to improve on X Com 2? How about the dozens of options included in Long War mod for X Com Enemy Within?

When you stare into the void artificial vagina long enough, you start to scream in terror.

In Frank's case when you stare into the artificial vagina for too long, you become a pussy

 

[Rou]

To add to list we have author, chef, journalist, motorcycle racer, CEO, criminal investigator, VR expert, gun enthusiast, valuable source of life experience, former hobo, artist, loving wife, caring pet owner, Peggle god, and model.

Don't forget "recovering drug addict" and "current drug addict".

 

[Quasar]

Granted the time Wu got on record for XCOM2 without having any achievements, could also indicate that she leaves the game running in the background to ramp up geek credit. I too have some ridiculous times on some games, because I just left them running while I did some other stuff. Except Skyrim, I really wasted that much time on that game.

I believe that XCom 2 is one of the games that disables achievements if you use any mods... Which probably means that Wu had to use "cheaty" mods as well as save scumming to beat it.