Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Lackadaisy]

Wu's totally not imaginary staff really dropped the ball on this one.

Whenever Wu mentions the GSX "staff," I like to imagine her three little dogs shackled to computers and looking confused.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Had he shoved this shit out the door a year ago, he COULD have had some actual press coverage,

I'm pretty sure it was more beneficial for Wu (and his patreon) to keep getting interviews about how he's shitting his pants over the gamer werewolves.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

To clarify:
- I know jack shit about releasing a game on Steam
- I missed four deadlines in two weeks

 

[Richard Stabone]

This is a a sloppy release from the Godzilla of Tech.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

*low bitrate roar sample from 50 years ago*

 

[Smutley]

John "Mathmatics" Flynt strikes again

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

How the fuck do you not know how many endings the game you worked on for 5 years has. How the fuck can someone be so stupid. Someone please save those poor dogs.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

That cursed review Steam process!

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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/728655448933576704

Well, as they say: the third tenth time is the charm.

To clarify:
- I know jack shit about releasing a game on Steam
- I missed four deadlines in two weeks

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Cause it would have been im-fucking-possible to make such an image by merely cutting out a fitting pricetag from another image and use that...
I mean, the game only cost 400k dollaridoos and took 2 years to be ported to PC, there was neither enough budget nor time to prepare such an image!

*low bitrate roar sample from 50 years ago*

Don't worry, I've got your shit covered:

Spoiler

How the fuck do you not know how many endings the game you worked on for 5 years has. How the fuck can someone be so stupid. Someone please save those poor dogs.

That's the thing though. With her fumbling around with the lighting in the past 2 weeks, we're looking at a solid 10 days of work* that she spent on that project in total.
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*: Well, 10 days of sporadic work and a lot of Twitter, awful cooking and trying to impress people with his grrrlgamer-cred.

 

[Norvic]

A great measure of how botched this launch is going to be: the only place you can find any news about R60's impending release is on Wu's personal twitter. None of the various GSX professional social media accounts have been updated, not even the fucking website.

This for a game that is supposed to come out next week. Natalie is really dropping the ball on this one.

 

[Count groudon]

The events of these following weeks have officially lead me to believe that John/Brianna Wu is literally retarded. I'm not even saying that as an insult, she literally seems to be incapable of dealing with the most basic shit and it's just getting sad to watch.

 

[Cubanodun]

John is lying, before you can even get the template to the store you need to put the price first, i posted all the process in a post yesterday

Also

Self-release is only available during the week so that someone at Valve can be online if anything should go wrong. The release button will be accessible from 9am Monday to 5pm Friday Pacific time.

 

[AnOminous]

A great measure of how botched this launch is going to be: the only place you can find any news about R60's impending release is on Wu's personal twitter. None of the various GSX professional social media accounts have been updated, not even the fucking website.

This for a game that is supposed to come out next week. Natalie is really dropping the ball on this one.

Cut her some slack, you'd be having a rough time if you were entering your third year of pregnancy too.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You fired your team, John.

Spoiler: Thank you for your time and efforts

 

[CervixHammer]

https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/728674105168375808

There's nothing like the feeling of pride and accomplishment of shipping the game your team spent years making!

 

[Sarcastic Username]

If someone wants a sound clip of John bragging about firing people, go to timestamp 35:00 of http://www.imore.com/debug-44-brianna-wu-amanda-warner-and-revolution-60

 

[AnimuGinger]

This would be a great chance for an enterprising developer to post what the actual cost is.

But we'll pretend it isn't 20/40, without saying what it really is.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

This would be a great chance for an enterprising developer to post what the actual cost is.

But we'll pretend it isn't 20/40, without saying what it really is.

She's too blindsided by the vehement rejection of the $39.99 price tag to think about that right now.

I find it funny that she's having an "issue" with those generated templates Valve gave her but didn't tag their official Twitter account looking for a fix. Maybe I can ask Ed McMillen how he worked around such an obstacle when he put Binding of Isaac on Steam. I don't seem to recall his games ever having inaccurate prices on their page so he must know who to contact at Valve to get the right template.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

She's too blindsided by the vehement rejection of the $39.99 price tag to think about that right now.

I find it funny that she's having an "issue" with those generated templates Valve gave her but didn't tag their official Twitter account looking for a fix. Maybe I can ask Ed McMillen how he worked around such an obstacle when he put Binding of Isaac on Steam. I don't seem to recall his games ever having inaccurate prices on their page so he must know who to contact at Valve to get the right template.

My backchannels have confirmed to me that this is only due to Ed McMillen's superior backchannelling ability.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

es tiempo

 

[Lorento]

es tiempo

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IT'S HAPPENING!