Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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How long will Revolution 60 come to Steam?

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I can imagine the sycophants virtually tripping over themselves to give positive reviews but I'm not so sure many people will negatively review it. It's not like the screenshots and so on will be deceiving so there's little reason for people to buy it in the first place.

A small number of total reviews would probably piss Wu off more, anyway. It would question her boogeyman narrative and would show that her fans aren't willing to part with their cash. Tweets are cheap.
 
Varg Vikernes said:
Fuck, Wu has aged like ten years in two months. Wu may be a cunt and brings it on itself but I can imagine it gets stressed out. Hopefully he's burnt out now.
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I imagine there are some interesting discussions in the Flynt/Wu household from time to time. Frank almost certainly wants back as much of his damned money back as possible, and -- unlike Flynt/Wu -- he understands that there will be no revenue while the game is not available for purchase. John doubtless finds it stressful that Frank can't see that the game is not about money; it's all about making John a legitimate -- and incredibly persecuted -- tranny in technology.
 
"Things every person ever has experienced."

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Yes John, back in the 90's. When every kid everywhere was privileged enough to have parents that were willing to drive with them to Wal-Mart at 7am to buy horribly expensive NES/SNES games. I remember them costing something bewteen 50 and ~75DM but that might be a bit wrong.

And they'd spring for the strategy guide too, why not. Money does grow on trees after all.

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Wu's parents were horrible though and there is no contact anymore. And they certainly didn't give someone $200k to shit up an animation studio idea. No sir.
 
Cubanodun said:
The long story about that is when he released the game, John annoyed TotalBiscuit to review it, not knowing that TB only review PC Games, after several days of bitching TB said that he was not going to review it because 1) is not for pc and 2) because he would be biased about it, after that john when thermonuclear and sended his minions against him the rest is history

No one except the kool aid addicts are going to review it except @Smutley , ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO DO IT AGAIN???
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Smutley and I will be waist-deep in this faster than you can say "Gay and Unrealistic."
 
Luminous Being said:
"Things every person ever has experienced."

Brianna Wu ‏@Spacekatgal 55m55 minutes ago
3/ They you would BEG you parents to drive there at 7 am to snatch up the first copies. [Emphasis added] Wow, were they unhappy too.
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For John Walker Flynt at age 14, "begging" consisted of throwing a screaming, kicking, pre-op-tranny fit until his harried and persecuted parents gave in and did as their special-needs child demanded. To say that his folks were "unhappy" is one of the great understatements of our time.

I also wonder why he needed to buy multiple copies of the game. Or maybe he just writes like crap, which would help explain why 10 years wasn't long enough for him to earn a journalism degree.
 
Luminous Being said:
"Things every person ever has experienced."

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Yes John, back in the 90's. When every kid everywhere was privileged enough to have parents that were willing to drive with them to Wal-Mart at 7am to buy horribly expensive NES/SNES games. I remember them costing something bewteen 50 and ~75DM but that might be a bit wrong.

And they'd spring for the strategy guide too, why not. Money does grow on trees after all.

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Wu's parents were horrible though and there is no contact anymore. And they certainly didn't give someone $200k to shit up an animation studio idea. No sir.
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Seriously...begging your parents to drive you to wal-mart when you're ~14?

I would say "that's kinda pathetic, ride yo bike if you're that desperate" but then it occurred to me...do we know if John actually had a bicycle, much less knew/knows how to ride one?

Surely even John learned that shit at some point...right?
 
HarblMcDavid said:
Seriously...begging your parents to drive you to wal-mart when you're ~14?

I would say "that's kinda pathetic, ride yo bike if you're that desperate" but then it occurred to me...do we know if John actually had a bicycle, much less knew/knows how to ride one?

Surely even John learned that shit at some point...right?
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I have been informed by a known expert on the matter of bikes that TRANSPHOBIC WHITENORMATIVE LATINX OPPRESSING SHITSCUM CANT RIDE BIKES BECAUSE THEIR DISGUSTING TESTICLES AND PENIS GET IN THE WAY
 
Judge Holden said:
I have been informed by a known expert on the matter of bikes that TRANSPHOBIC WHITENORMATIVE LATINX OPPRESSING SHITSCUM CANT RIDE BIKES BECAUSE THEIR DISGUSTING TESTICLES AND PENIS GET IN THE WAY
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Ya, but now Wu can at least sit on a bike. Still can't ride tho. :c

She is really like an amalgamation of CWC and ADF.
 
Cosmos said:
Okay, seriously, how fucking long does it take to add in a bunch of neon lights to a video game? From what I've seen all Brianna is doing is slapping a bunch of colorful lights over everything, and apparently that takes two years to implement.
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Dude, it took her 2 years to figure out how to yank up the light saturation slider, what can we expect, it's not like Flynt has a degree in anything tech related, you know... :heart-empty:
Also, it just hit me, OPL was more successful in college than Wu. Jesus.

Luminous Being said:
If Revolution 60 ever hits Steam I can forsee that the few initial reviews will be positive because Wu's asspatters will be the first to get the game, then, when the Steam community proper hears about the game and tests it the ratings will dip into the red faster than you can say "#Gamergate".
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Steam's community is not known to be nice to shit games, and they will be even more unfriendly when they start figurung out who Brianna "John Walker Flynt" Wu is. One might say they'll be outright appaled.

Refunding statistics will also be a nightmare for Wu .
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I'm expecting to see quite a lot of reviews from people that go "Best game ever!" with "Time played: 8 minutes"
Peace and Harmony said:
Things that John Flynt, over the age of 30, hasn't experienced:

- having a job
- having friends
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-having a degree
-having a driver's license
 
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Luminous Being said:
"Things every person ever has experienced."

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Yes John, back in the 90's. When every kid everywhere was privileged enough to have parents that were willing to drive with them to Wal-Mart at 7am to buy horribly expensive NES/SNES games. I remember them costing something bewteen 50 and ~75DM but that might be a bit wrong.

And they'd spring for the strategy guide too, why not. Money does grow on trees after all.

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Wu's parents were horrible though and there is no contact anymore. And they certainly didn't give someone $200k to shit up an animation studio idea. No sir.
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Wu is full of shit. Electronic Boutique was opened in the 70's and by the early 90's had a pretty vast chain of stores. And they were Doing preorders as early as 1993 that i know of because my friend and I pitched in our money together and had his mom preorder Mortal Kombat 2 months before it came out and then she let us skip school the day it came out to stay at his house playing it.

Also I live in backwoods america. but within a 15 minute drive i had 4 differetn EB's, sears, montgomery ward, hastings, 3 walmarts, and Toy's R us. Games were not hard to find unless it was something crazy rare which Final Fantasy was not.

God it's like she thinks she's the only person that lived through anything.
 
HarblMcDavid said:
I would say "that's kinda pathetic, ride yo bike if you're that desperate" but then it occurred to me...do we know if John actually had a bicycle, much less knew/knows how to ride one?
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I'm not sure if John even knows that a bike is a kind of vehicle. I think he thinks it's something you stand next to, but isn't sure what it actually does.
 
Luminous Being said:
"Things every person ever has experienced."

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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/724719844013297664

Yes John, back in the 90's. When every kid everywhere was privileged enough to have parents that were willing to drive with them to Wal-Mart at 7am to buy horribly expensive NES/SNES games. I remember them costing something bewteen 50 and ~75DM but that might be a bit wrong.

And they'd spring for the strategy guide too, why not. Money does grow on trees after all.

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Wu's parents were horrible though and there is no contact anymore. And they certainly didn't give someone $200k to shit up an animation studio idea. No sir.
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The 90's was when Blockbuster was big. People didn't freak out as much about getting a game on release date because only the flagship titles for Nintendo and Sega got that kind of promotion. Kids and teenagers were too busy scouring Blockbuster for a spare copy of a game they've been wanting to play for weeks or even months but was never there on the Friday nights they checked. Most teenagers had an ever-changing amount of games because they didn't actually own most of them. They would swap with friends for a week or rent. Even when you got toward the end of the SNES's life span a lot of people I knew barely got to double digits when it came to owned titles. However they'd still manage to find a way to play and beat a full spectrum of games without crying to their parents to drive them to Walmart.
 
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Rinlahn said:
Wu is full of shit. Electronic Boutique was opened in the 70's and by the early 90's had a pretty vast chain of stores. And they were Doing preorders as early as 1993 that i know of because my friend and I pitched in our money together and had his mom preorder Mortal Kombat 2 months before it came out and then she let us skip school the day it came out to stay at his house playing it.
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Yeah. Even my village had a small store that stocked computer games as well as tabletop gaming stuff. In the city there was an Electronics Boutique as well as Forbidden Planet that sold games, and by like 1995 or so most of the big music retail stores also sold games and movies, probably about the time the original Playstation came out.

This is not to mention the most common way we got games as a kid, which was as shareware on magazine cover tapes and disks.

Wu's experience seems to be that of a spoiled kid who had to have everything he saw on the shelves of the supermarket.
 
Idle note: FFIV, which Wu is prattling about, was one of the most-produced titles Squeenix ever did. Most Video Stores here in NY that I'm aware of had at least two copies, and it was the cheapest FF game in used-game stores like Funcoland except for Final Fantasy Mystic Quest. Demand for such games kept them from the usual price-bottoming we saw, but it was still going for $30 new.
 
Luminous Being said:
"Things every person ever has experienced."

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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/724719844013297664

Yes John, back in the 90's. When every kid everywhere was privileged enough to have parents that were willing to drive with them to Wal-Mart at 7am to buy horribly expensive NES/SNES games. I remember them costing something bewteen 50 and ~75DM but that might be a bit wrong.

And they'd spring for the strategy guide too, why not. Money does grow on trees after all.

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Wu's parents were horrible though and there is no contact anymore. And they certainly didn't give someone $200k to shit up an animation studio idea. No sir.
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Jesus Christ, even in the 90's Wu's "problems" were so petty, they would still count in our "I'll just order a replica online or play it on an emulator if I can't get a physical copy"-age as first world problems.
 
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