Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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How long will Revolution 60 come to Steam?

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Brianna Wu‏@Spacekatgal
Brb, getting high. Did you know running generates the same domaine rush of benzodiazepines and other opioids?
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Flynt/Wu at his finest. "Did you know . . ." followed by an egregiously misspelled word and two howlingly moronic factual errors.

Doesn't have the faintest clue how to spell dopamine.

Stupidly thinks that benzodiazepines produce a dopamine rush.

Stupidly thinks that benzodiazepines are opioids.

Did anyone at Giant SpaceKat go to college?

Flynt/Wu's followers must be the biggest collection of dumb-asses on the planet.
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Don't forget that he's almost certainly also lying about even running and probably didn't get up again that whole day.
 
Jaimas said:
This took all night. Worth it so Imgur won't have any ability to destroy it.



I actually invented a game around making Brianna Wu watchable that I use for Wiki updates.

First, get some friends who don't mind laughing at stupid shit. Or getting rip-roaring drunk.

Second, get absolutely shit-faced.

Third, queue up a Wu video on Youtube, and fuck with the settings so it plays half-speed.

Prepare to laugh your ass off as Brianna Wu becomes infinitely more entertaining than she has any right to be.
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oh goddamn it.

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Wu coming on stage and looking quite distinctly like a man in a skirt really drives home what she's looking for from society. She doesn't just want to be accepted as a transgender woman, she wants to pretend to be a girl.

She's not dressing with her actual body or even age in mind. She's pretending to be one of those hip young tech women with their unnatural hair colors and leagues of sycophants. It would be ridiculous for a 40 year old woman to come on stage like that, let alone someone with a frame like Wu.
 
I think it's getting obvious that REV60:SE PC edition will never be released, but be in perpetual development, imminent release hell.

If any of you are familiar with the Black Swan theory, Nassim Taleb describes the counter-intuitive situation;
The further a project slips pasts it's deadline, the further away it is from completion

Looking at https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Revolution_60_Release_Date_Failures it seems that the closest Wu got to releasing was the Steam debacle early February 2015. Leading up to this you can make the argument that there was progress, or work put into development.
  • Was still releasing updates to her FB, (which is heavily curated to actual fans) and stated the game was in Final Testing
  • We actually got to see new progress on the Typing of the Dead style 'gameplay'
  • Wu did actual work to set up the Steam page
  • Wu tried to a False Flag OP to drum up some press surrounding her which might have translated into a boost in Steam eyeballs.
But after the False Flag incident and the general Steam consensus that this game would be shovelware (Steam users have a good nose for recognizing shit and make no qualms warning others) I think Wu realizes around this time that releasing on Steam will be an unmitigated disaster, criticism that couldn't be construed as harassment.

After this, all shown progress has been all but superficial. Small lighting tweaks to otherwise unchanged scenes, minor updates to screenshots, changing the date on trailers, slightly changing the App Icon. To anyone with development knowledge, these are 10 minute edits.

The only concrete achievement Wu has it that she is a game developer, no matter how shitty. But without a game, all that is left is hyperbole. At this time, what are Wu's options?

  1. Release the game, Steam disaster and the general consensus that Wu is a "Digital Homicide" grade developer. (Well at least she hasn't sued a critic... yet)
  2. Abandon R60 and start on another project. Which would involve giving up on the only original IP she has, an admission of failure and having to do actual work again to make something. Possible KS and Patreon backlash.
  3. Indefinite Development Hell. Always be making and breaking deadlines can work for years. Save face, still claim to be a game developer and make money from Patreon and the Speaking circuit. It's not like there's any major lost revenue from not having R60 on stores.

It's already been a year+. Duke Nukem Forever was what, 10 years?
 
uberzilla said:
Wu coming on stage and looking quite distinctly like a man in a skirt really drives home what she's looking for from society. She doesn't just want to be accepted as a transgender woman, she wants to pretend to be a girl.

She's not dressing with her actual body or even age in mind. She's pretending to be one of those hip young tech women with their unnatural hair colors and leagues of sycophants. It would be ridiculous for a 40 year old woman to come on stage like that, let alone someone with a frame like Wu.
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The most salient thing about Wu isn't even that he's a non-passing tranny but that he's apparently color blind and maybe retarded into the bargain.
 
Mushroom Cloud said:
I think it's getting obvious that REV60:SE PC edition will never be released, but be in perpetual development, imminent release hell.

If any of you are familiar with the Black Swan theory, Nassim Taleb describes the counter-intuitive situation;
The further a project slips pasts it's deadline, the further away it is from completion

Looking at https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Revolution_60_Release_Date_Failures it seems that the closest Wu got to releasing was the Steam debacle early February 2015. Leading up to this you can make the argument that there was progress, or work put into development.
  • Was still releasing updates to her FB, (which is heavily curated to actual fans) and stated the game was in Final Testing
  • We actually got to see new progress on the Typing of the Dead style 'gameplay'
  • Wu did actual work to set up the Steam page
  • Wu tried to a False Flag OP to drum up some press surrounding her which might have translated into a boost in Steam eyeballs.
But after the False Flag incident and the general Steam consensus that this game would be shovelware (Steam users have a good nose for recognizing shit and make no qualms warning others) I think Wu realizes around this time that releasing on Steam will be an unmitigated disaster, criticism that couldn't be construed as harassment.

After this, all shown progress has been all but superficial. Small lighting tweaks to otherwise unchanged scenes, minor updates to screenshots, changing the date on trailers, slightly changing the App Icon. To anyone with development knowledge, these are 10 minute edits.

The only concrete achievement Wu has it that she is a game developer, no matter how shitty. But without a game, all that is left is hyperbole. At this time, what are Wu's options?

  1. Release the game, Steam disaster and the general consensus that Wu is a "Digital Homicide" grade developer. (Well at least she hasn't sued a critic... yet)
  2. Abandon R60 and start on another project. Which would involve giving up on the only original IP she has, an admission of failure and having to do actual work again to make something. Possible KS and Patreon backlash.
  3. Indefinite Development Hell. Always be making and breaking deadlines can work for years. Save face, still claim to be a game developer and make money from Patreon and the Speaking circuit. It's not like there's any major lost revenue from not having R60 on stores.

It's already been a year+. Duke Nukem Forever was what, 10 years?
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I think that this is spot on. Wu lied herself into corner and arrived months ago at a point where she can't move either back or forth. Wu can't release her game, nor can she stop it's development completely. No matter what she does, she will be the laughing stock for everyone who knows her and isn't a completely brainwashed white knight.

The only thing she can do (and obviously does) and is to delay the inevitable and hope that people will forget about "Revolution 60: 'Go! Holiday! Go Out And Zap To The Extreme!', Steam Special Edition.". I bet that, because of that tactic she came up with that vague and ludicrous "virtual reality and reading a players emotions"-idea. She desperately needs something, that not only makes her look like someone who is actually is developing stuff, but also needs some grand project to pull the wool over her followers eyes and distract from the slow exploding "Rev 60"-debacle.
Of course, she couldn't just start 'developing' another game, no, it needs to be something bigger and more exciting, so that people stop thinking about her game in development-hell. Of course, she could just hire a team of programmers for Rev 60, but I am pretty positive she doesn't have the funds to pay a team of coders and no one with a shred of experience would work for GSX by this point.
 
Spellskite said:
Jesus Christ at that outfit. Brianna looks like she was dressed by the cast of Revolution 60.

Pants would have been fine, no need to scar everyone sitting up front for life.
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Women don't wear miniskirts when they have to sit on stage.

SlenderManBearPig said:
Sunseri Speaker Series: Friday, April 15th
Free to the Public
Brianna Wu— Guillot University Center
1:00 – 2:00pm Thriving in the Business World
3:00 – 4:00pm Gamer Gate
5:00 – 6:00pm Creativity
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> doesn't want to talk about Gamergate
> spends an hour talking about Gamer Gate

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You know what is best about this?

The lead programmer's name is misspelled. And no one cared.

Also talks about Maria in the present tense, when she's gone on to other things.


Chan the Wizard said:
Sure.
"Trailer"
I'm sure it's not just a bunch of previously posted promo images, because his game is so broken that showing video would reveal just how broken. If he can get it working long enough to even get video.
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There was a trailer that she put up on her Vimeo channel, and then Gamergate stole it from her public channel and she removed it. This looks like the same ending, showing "special edition" in black on white.
 
How does anyone believe this man is an "engineer?" He can barely use the internet.
 
SlenderManBearPig said:
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I wonder if Wu knew that photo was on the poster or just wore it because her only other outfit was dirty.
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This is what a student of an "College of Arts & Sciences" creates as a poster for a public speaker at their college? Seriously? What do they even learn these days there? This looks like something the intern threw together in InDesign during his lunch break, with one finger up their ass... although I bet this was made entirely in Photoshop.

  • I have to tilt my head, when I want to read some of the text. Everyone hates that, never do this for more than two words.

  • The information of 'when' and 'where' this event happens is all over the place. Instead of all dates, times and places being in one spot, I have to search the damn thing, to get all the information. Each information has a different size and style, so you don't connect them at first, and you have to look this thing twice over, before you see that the location is squashed in the upper left corner. The hours of day and the date when it happens aren't even near to each other.

  • The entire thing is using three different fonts. That would be ok in many cases, but some lines are stretched, some italic for no reason at all than making that thing harder to read and I count eight different font sizes. In short: I count 15 font variations on screen (color, style, font-type, etc.), the UNA-Logo not included.

  • Dozens of other sins, like:
    The date has a cheap mirror effect for no reason, the font is squashed and isn't even centered properly in that orange wedge.
    The Lines behind 'Sunseri Speaker' make it hard to read.
    The logo of the college is embossed.
    There are Photoshop-Filters everywhere. Everything has either a shadow or a outline, or both.
    It looks like someone vomited streaks of color over that thing.

  • Finally, the entire concept is shit.... actually there isn't much of a concept at all. The text was apparently placed where there was 'space left' in that mess of a background. It looks like someone tried something "Mondrian" and tilted the thing 45° to the right, without knowing the first thing about image composition. Finally they went wild with the most basic Photoshop filters adding shadows and outlines. The background itself (and anything else) is too 'busy', so your eyes dart around constantly without knowing what to focus on, you have no chance to pick up the information quickly.
 
Meanwhile on Kickstarter, I think the backers are beginning to figure out what we've known for over a year:

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Too bad that GSK Kickstarter account isn't active or anything.

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Oh.


EDIT: One more Kickstarter note - she hasn't posted a project update since the December screenshots that she (at that point) had done months prior. So, those poor backers have missed all those spergfests where Wu (presumably drunk on attention, Nyquil, or both) said the game was coming in March. Brianna is seemingly doing everything in her power to avoid speaking to the backers of this project. That sure seems like the behavior of someone who has a game that's only two steps away from completion.
 
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I love how his beta sycophants actually believe Revolution 69 is noteworthy enough to be showcased at PAX.
 
Ruin said:
How does anyone believe this man is an "engineer?" He can barely use the internet.
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There's more gullible schmucks and die-hard supporters (that supress conflicting information) on the internet than sane people, that's the problem.
 
Luminous Being said:
There's more gullible schmucks and die-hard supporters (that supress conflicting information) on the internet than sane people, that's the problem.
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Yea but I mean this isn't some arcane information that you have to scour encrypted CIA databases for. This is a man who talks obsessively about how smart he is and how he's an engineering god and then posts basic "how do I internet?" questions on his public Twitter account.
 
Ruin said:
Yea but I mean this isn't some arcane information that you have to scour encrypted CIA databases for. This is a man who talks obsessively about how smart he is and how he's an engineering god and then posts basic "how do I internet?" questions on his public Twitter account.
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You underestimate how stupid human beings can be.

It's a sad thing when it sinks in that we, as a species, are collectively dancing a polka at the edge of a cliff and some of the people in our midst are braindead, spineless ghouls. (:_(
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Brianna Wu‏@Spacekatgal
Brb, getting high. Did you know running generates the same domaine rush of benzodiazepines and other opioids?
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Flynt/Wu at his finest. "Did you know . . ." followed by an egregiously misspelled word and two howlingly moronic factual errors.

Doesn't have the faintest clue how to spell dopamine.

Stupidly thinks that benzodiazepines produce a dopamine rush.

Stupidly thinks that benzodiazepines are opioids.

Did anyone at Giant SpaceKat go to college?

Flynt/Wu's followers must be the biggest collection of dumb-asses on the planet.
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You forgot "thinks Pepper Spray is a type of Nerve Gas."
 
This is John's lower body, with his head cut out.
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Nice manarms, Johnny-boy.
Luminous Being said:
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Ah yes, college...
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Funny, Johnny. You've called Gamergate worse than ISIS before as well. But then again, Wu's god complex denotes that there must be a positive Double Standard for him, and only him.

About college..... 10 Years wasted, John...
 
Blueneonkid said:
This is John's lower body, with his head cut out.
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Nice manarms, Johnny-boy.

Funny, Johnny. You've called Gamergate worse than ISIS before as well. But then again, Wu's god complex denotes that there must be a positive Double Standard for him, and only him.

About college..... 10 Years wasted, John...
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If I didn't know better, I'd swear that was some sort of male appendage stuffed to one side around the crotch area of those jeans. All that money on gender reassignment and not even a decent camel-toe.
 
Since Duke Nukem Forever was brought up earlier, I find it funny that between the 10 years Wu spent in college and the 10 years spent on Duke Nukem Forever, somehow Duke comes out more successful in that matchup.

At least there is $1 bargain bin evidence of an accomplishment (and I use that word loosely) in DNF's case.
 
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