Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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How long will Revolution 60 come to Steam?

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I literally googled "Brianna Wu" to find that trailer. I do it for a few days whenever Wu's bragging about news stories featuring herself (spoiler alert, 9/10 times no stories come out). It was like the 7th google result or something. I'm totally claiming credit for hacking GSX or whatever though.
 
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5 days old and only 27 views on the latest video. Sounds like this game is gonna be... Revolutionary.

Also on this video.... https://vimeo.com ... I dunno about the game's lore, but did Wu put an animoo of herself into the game at 20 seconds? It has a resemblance of when Wu was doing the whole goth thing.
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Funny thing is, this video now requires a password.
 
Luminous Being said:
All of you dissing the awesomeness that is Revolution 60 should read Wu's twitter feed to learn about what the project actually means. Because the release was a technical marvel!

You are also thieves.

Edit: The thread on KotakuInAction - https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/45prdd/showerthought_celebrating_wus_bloated_and/
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You posted it on your own website, you transexual sped.


Also, Wu, it doesn't matter how much you clean up the visuals. Your game is still four and a half hours of the most boring narrative game ever made, and the general execution is still shit. The only way to fix it is to completely re-do everything, which you won't, because your ego is larger than Canada.

Also you are uncharismatic and I would not have sex with you.
 
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Revolution 60 correctly threw all of our system resources on STORY, VOICE ACTING and ANIMATION. Even the character's hair is animated
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Story: you ripped off Deus Ex and Mass Effect

Voice Acting: cringe as shit and i'm in part 7 of @Smutley let's play, heck the Pewdy pow, only for that you deserve all punishment hell can give you

Animation: you only have to see the battles or better yet the infamous Bike scene where the game slow down until the bike crash and then slow down again when Holiday do the Matrix flip in the air to evade the laser, the animation is not fluid is like frames were cutted on purpose and looks like you were seeing a online game with a ping of 500

and no, the characters hairs are not animated, the only thing that moves is Holiday ahoges,not even the bulge hair moves when she do backflips , Minuete, Amelia and the Slutbots have standard Reboot tier of static hair

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Instead of that ALL of the female characters move the same, swinging their butts and walk like they have problems on their knees or are in a place with high gravity

Bonus: Minuette gun is just the freaking Noisy Cricket pistol from MIB
 
Cynical said:
Wu, you don't seem to get the joke, so let me explain:

[MEDIA=twitter]698745646690529281[/MEDIA]
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/698745646690529281

That's a screenshot of Bubsy 3D, one of the shittiest games ever due to piss poor design and shoddy graphics.

Strip out all the fancy shaders, and the stock version of R60 doesn't look much different. Like Bubsy 3D, your game is badly optimized and looks like refried ass on your target platform.
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Jesus Christ. Hey, "software engineer", a normal in 3D polygon graphic terms is just the direction a face is aiming towards. You might be thinking of "normal maps". We know you read this thread, so educate yourself a little, please.

I can't get past how Wu fails at jargon and still dares to flaunt the non-existent engineering degree. How are his followers blind enough to not notice those subtle mistakes? Aren't a bunch supposed to be actual developers? Then what the hell?

Wu really sounds the most ignorant whenever he tries to sound smart.
 
I'm putting up the final chapter of the Socially Unconscious manuscript later today.

It's official: Wu never throws anything away. Just call her the Barbara Chandler of plot points. Holy shit.
 
Count groudon said:
The bottom half of her chest piece completely goes through her lower body when she moves. Most competent game devs usually design their models so this can't happen, but In the 8 months she spent "tweaking" the game she felt that adding lens flare and hideous lights was a more productive use of time.
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Okay, so is it clipping on the sides? I'd like to be able to mock this, but I need to understand it to mock it, and not just repeat other people's accusations.

Luminous Being said:
All of you dissing the awesomeness that is Revolution 60 should read Wu's twitter feed to learn about what the project actually means. Because the release was a technical marvel!
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That's impressive for anyone to say about their own work.

You are also thieves.

[MEDIA=twitter]698904353705431040[/MEDIA]http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/698904353705431040
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Stalking our internal site! Bawk bawk bawk!

Quick, blame Natalie for not locking them down!
 
Sarcastic Username said:
Okay, so is it clipping on the sides? I'd like to be able to mock this, but I need to understand it to mock it, and not just repeat other people's accusations.
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It looks like it clips through in whichever direction she bends. Again, something that an actually skilled designer can fix with no problem, but is apparently beyond the skill of the "unreal expert" John Wu.
 

B'awww. I remember when smartphones had 4MBs of RAM and we were glad of it. Kids these days.
 
It was quite a marvel in just how poorly it performed on the device so I guess Brianna isn't technically lying.
 
Count groudon said:
It looks like it clips through in whichever direction she bends. Again, something that an actually skilled designer can fix with no problem, but is apparently beyond the skill of the "unreal expert" John Wu.
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Didn't she say ages ago something to the effect of women preferring lower quality graphics? If so, then the ladies are in for a treat when Rev 60 hits Steam just in time to enjoy it as inflight entertainment on a commercial passenger flight to Mars Colony 4.
 
Sarcastic Username said:
Okay, so is it clipping on the sides? I'd like to be able to mock this, but I need to understand it to mock it, and not just repeat other people's accusations.
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that explain a lot i thought jewtube fucked up the video

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For some reason the models can't throw straight punches even when Holiday level up it does the same retarded pose


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I don't know why all the attacks are that comical punch and roundhouse kicks
 
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Hodor said:
This looks like the trailer to an unreleased, shitty cyberpunk anime-cash-in on the PSX. It's like Shogo Mobile Armor Division, except Shogo actually emulated chinese robot cartoons fairly well.

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I mean, look at this thing. It actually looks worse than the iOS version.

It looks like something slapped together in an afternoon- hell, her pose hasn't even been altered to avoid the armor clipping through it's lower half. The meshes look like ass. Holiday doesn't look like she's in the same universe as the backdrop.

Sums up Rev60 fucking perfectly, though.
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That game did get released.
http://www.gog.com/game/shogo_mobile_armor_division
 
I wonder if Revolution 60 PC is going to be locked at 30FPS or not, i actually wouldn't be surprised if John locked it because he couldn't make the QTEs work at a highter framerate.

Can someone ask him on Twitter? :ween:
 
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