Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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How long will Revolution 60 come to Steam?


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Oh Roses. You used to be cool :(

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Seriously though, that new screenshot manages to look even worse than the original. Wu really doesn't know the meaning of the word moderation.

Is that supposed to be the sky in that photo? A single shade of dark blue? Hell even doom had good skymaps and that was 20 years ago.
 
Question: How many times can you replace your broken iPhone before you realise that you're one of the most privileged people on the fucking planet?

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Happy 500 pages! We've already made 500 pages in almost 4 months! To more of John's insanity!

Oh Roses. You used to be cool :(

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Seriously though, that new screenshot manages to look even worse than the original. Wu really doesn't know the meaning of the word moderation.
Also, Wu obviously doesn't give a shit about how this game's gonna run on some computers.
With all these Mcdonalds playhouse-at-night seizure lights, it's gonna tank, crash, and burn on performance because of the wasteful effects.
Hope for Rev60 dwindles...at it's only Monday

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Damn, now John's going to miss the meteor that crashes into his """studio"""!
Question: How many times can you replace your broken iPhone before you realise that you're one of the most privileged people on the fucking planet?

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"""Oppressed""" "female" "developer", everybody.
 
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We may as well make our own game where Holiday works for GiantSpaceKat and has to block Kiwi Farms HARASSERS all day long or something before her colleagues are literally murdered by the offending tweets.
What about a VR survival game? You have to hide in your house as threatening tweets flash across the screen. Then you hear a van peel away outside your door and the shrieks of the Commander himself echo in the distance. Skellingtons appear in the window whispering stuff like "It's about ethics" and "Where's the game, Brianna?".
Lights flicker as low metacritic scores ooze up from the floor and unblockable comments are scrawled on the wall...
 
What about a VR survival game? You have to hide in your house as threatening tweets flash across the screen. Then you hear a van peel away outside your door and the shrieks of the Commander himself echo in the distance. Skellingtons appear in the window whispering stuff like "It's about ethics" and "Where's the game, Brianna?".
Lights flicker as low metacritic scores ooze up from the floor and unblockable comments are scrawled on the wall...
And when the Commander speaks, the subtitles just say [Unintelligible]
 
What about a VR survival game? You have to hide in your house as threatening tweets flash across the screen. Then you hear a van peel away outside your door and the shrieks of the Commander himself echo in the distance. Skellingtons appear in the window whispering stuff like "It's about ethics" and "Where's the game, Brianna?".
Lights flicker as low metacritic scores ooze up from the floor and unblockable comments are scrawled on the wall...
What about a 5NAF style game? Holiday and co. are already uncanny valley territory, and a game where you play a brave Skellingtin commando sent in to sabotage the evil terrorist organization GiantSpaceKat and escape might not be too bad. Before each mission you're breifed by the Commander about where the supplies of stolen Code Red and Doritos are hidden and how you'll have to make your escape via streetracing.
 
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