Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Cubanodun]

I think a little pee just came out of me

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This would be the... 8th time already? @Sarcastic Username time to add this new one to the collection

Also i know the reason he did not went to PAX this year, because he has to compete with things like this

or this

and what John has to offer? nothing

this was a good PAX btw tons of neat shit thanks to the gods snarlzilla did not go to ruin it

 

[Norvic]

Oh Roses. You used to be cool

Seriously though, that new screenshot manages to look even worse than the original. Wu really doesn't know the meaning of the word moderation.

 

[Coldgrip]

I expect to see Wu going nuclear as soon as someone starts adding dicks to the models.

I thought all the characters already had dicks?

Samus Holiday is a tranny. Get over it

 

[soliloquyR]

Oh Roses. You used to be cool

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Seriously though, that new screenshot manages to look even worse than the original. Wu really doesn't know the meaning of the word moderation.

The """detailed""" backgrounds would matter if you could walk around freely in them, instead of only seeing them in 3 hours long cutscenes, and sometimes really shitty battles.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Wait, what? The lights in the floor are casting beams over the sectional couch and table? Congratulations John, you have autism, and from looking at these screenshots now so do I.

And this is the kind of thing he's been spending weeks doing. We're going to have a real treat on our hands if he does release this.

 

[Anightinchristine]

Is there anything preventing him from claiming to have submitted it but also claiming that Steam moderation needed to delay its approval or something. I feel like Valve would not go out of their way to correct him.

 

[OG Swolemaster]

I like how a light on the floor is somehow projecting on top of and through the couch its right next to.

EDIT: friend is claiming those are pictures of his screen taken from a phone, evidenced by the slanted bars at the top of them.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Her game looks like someone ported crappy ps1 CG assets to a newer real time engine.

 

[DragoonSierra]

That baby must look like fucking krang by now.

Look what i found.

Spoiler

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Top men are working on ripping the models.

That's happening one way or another.

Shall we contact StudioFOW?

Oh Roses. You used to be cool

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Seriously though, that new screenshot manages to look even worse than the original. Wu really doesn't know the meaning of the word moderation.

Seriously thought the couch and everything else in the original looks so black and white its like its from some noir film and everything else on the right looks so neon its wierd

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Unfortunately, Wu still has enough connections to milk a few favorable reviews (or maybe even goty-titles) out of and then just ignore everything else, decrying that as sexism and gamergate bullshit.

Anyone who gives it even a middling review will be rightfully accused of unethical journalism.

Wonder if Wu will even bother getting people to review this thing, especially since non-mobile gaming journos charge much more for a good review.

Shall we contact StudioFOW?

And do what? Save John the money of commissioning something himself?

 

[Mr. Duck]

Shall we contact StudioFOW?

I've already ripped the models from the iOS version like a month ago, the problem is rigging them to work on SFM/GMOD, it's doable, but it takes like an hour or two for each model, and i'm not autistic enough to waste my time on doing that, so if someone wants to give it a try, i can upload them again.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I've already ripped the models from the iOS version like a month ago, the problem is rigging them to work on SFM/GMOD, it's doable, but it takes like an hour or two for each model, and i'm not autistic enough to waste my time on doing that, so if someone wants to give it a try, i can upload them again.

Still got that link?

 

[Cubanodun]

Is there anything preventing him from claiming to have submitted it but also claiming that Steam moderation needed to delay its approval or something. I feel like Valve would not go out of their way to correct him.

Short answer: no

Long answer: when the game passed greenlight is already checked (badly) and steam doesn't give a shit about it unless you outright scam your customers, the only thing that john has to do is fill the digital paperwork and upload the final build to the steam servers

I hope he is praying very hard for the arrival of that meteorite

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

That baby must look like fucking krang by now.

Actually, I have a computer-generated model of what the baby will look like.

Spoiler: Surprise! It's twins!

I hope so. I need a good joke game to gift someone.

You would give a game that is so poorly optimized it can fry someone's computer as a joke?

Well done!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oh Roses. You used to be cool

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Seriously though, that new screenshot manages to look even worse than the original. Wu really doesn't know the meaning of the word moderation.

It's like a rave party threw up all over the game

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

Oh Roses. You used to be cool

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Seriously though, that new screenshot manages to look even worse than the original. Wu really doesn't know the meaning of the word moderation.

Oh my God, some of those effects are coming from things that aren't even light sources.

My mid-range rig is going to be torn apart from this, and I'm the kind of moron who loads up like 120+ plugins in Fallout New Vegas.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Oh my God, some of those effects are coming from things that aren't even light sources.

My mid-range rig is going to be torn apart from this, and I'm the kind of moron who loads up like 120+ plugins in Fallout New Vegas.

Mhh... Mods for Rev60 sound like a endless source of amusement. Like a "BabyGotGums"-mod, which makes the characters Snarl at the camera in random intervals. Or one where you have to add, "Ya know..." and "...right?" to every "Typing of the dead"-QTE.

The possibilities are endless!

 

[DragoonSierra]

Like a "BabyGotGums"-mod, which makes the characters Snarl at the camera in random intervals.

I need this

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Mhh... Mods for Rev60 sound like a endless source of amusement. Like a "BabyGotGums"-mod, which makes the characters Snarl at the camera in random intervals. Or one where you have to add, "Ya know..." and "...right?" to every "Typing of the dead"-QTE.

The possibilities are endless!

Don't forget fustration

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Mhh... Mods for Rev60 sound like a endless source of amusement. Like a "BabyGotGums"-mod, which makes the characters Snarl at the camera in random intervals. Or one where you have to add, "Ya know..." and "...right?" to every "Typing of the dead"-QTE.

The possibilities are endless!

Since making the game mod friendly would require extra effort from Wu, the best we can hope for are texture edits.