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Interesting comment to declare a white supremacist attack.



Neo-Lysenkoism is one hell of a drug.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrGdl_tlxiY Honestly I fucking hate Hasan. Cracker, Hog, Redneck, Hillbilly and every slur against Southerners and proud of it. When this Yankee son of a bitch eventually carpetbags, I want him to test his inferior Yankee culture and degenerate media. Fuckin Yank
The fact that he's one of the most famous twitch streamers really says a lot
 
Remember when Duncan was getting his ass kicked in his comment section on crypto and quickly tried suggesting investing in real estate properties as better than bitcoin? Pepperidge farm remembers

He got in an argument with an anime profile and tweeted this absolute peach of a reetarded take

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Duncan was getting his ass kicked and accidentally revealed his programming after this
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After this Duncan stopped replying. Turns out the anime pfp twitter account was actually based (not the based that Duncan keeps trying to culturally appropriate) and Duncan realized he was in way over his head. So Duncan let his fans take fat L after fat L in the replies. I will share my favorite

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Get fucked moronic Duncan fans, you just got dunked on by an anime pfp
 
I was going to post this in Internet Famous but I think it fits here. Besides, I posted here my theory on the Breatube pipeline.
A lowbrow Bugman who has been aggressively promoted by the algorithm. Around the same quality as The Serfs and Dylan Burns.

Though not as much as Noah Samsen. He has had explosive growth in the past month, gaining almost 150k subs so far. He does your usual reaction to TikTok videos and how landlords as the most evil thing to grace humanity since the Black Death.

His Dark Souls livestream, curiously, only had around 150-200 viewers. Contrast that to Mersh, whose channel of 14k easily gets 600 people watching a night.

Noah is being aggressively promoted to the extreme and yet no one wants to want him do basic things.
I gotta say that catching up to the thread and reading all this indifference and shitting on both Kavi and Samsen warms my heart immensely.

This holiday season has been the worst I have ever lived and one minor thing that has been the cherry on top of the shit sundae was waking up on Christmas morning and while checking my subscription feed noticing that for some reason I was subbed to Mr Beard. You would be forgiven for not knowing who that irrelevant fuck is, another fixture of the never-ending pantheon of softboys that were former Viners or know former Viners and make bank by talking about movies no one has heard about or TikTok trends mixed with some language that makes it pretty clear what their political opinions are. Think how the hypothetical models Old Navy would use if they wanted FTM models 9 months into testosterone would look like and you can picture just about any of these fucks.

Mr Beard in particular had "grazed" my feed already with a collab he made with Danny Gonzalez, someone I stopped watching like three years ago and died to me the moment he appeared in the H3 Podcast sandwiched between Hontra and The Nephew. I decided to ignore him and similar people because of some sort of largely undeserved empathy towards a fellow creator. But when YouTube showed I was subbed to him (someone I had never watched a video of) I fucking snapped.

Things only got worse later on for my recommend section and I have spent Catholic Christmas until Orthodox Christmas piling up my personal shitting list. Suffice to say, I'm a petty cunt and I want to take my anger after a bad end of the year on someone. Allow me to present you what I decided to call the Danny Gonzalez pipeline. Y'know, because Drew Gooden is better anyway.

Allow me to preface this. I do read threads on Internet Famous but I rarely have watched any remotely political content in the last four years. If I don't watch the archive I take the banter at face value and move on. I have a rule to not shit where I eat and so I avoid people with threads and a lot of people that I know can lead me into a lolcow rabbit hole.

My watchlist is mostly composed of (not joking here):
VTubers (streams and clips)
Sports videos (mainly banter and memey analysis)
Selfcare videos (yoga, hair and face masks)
Workout watch along (sue me)
Tamers12345 (yes, he gets his own category)

Why am I sharing this? Because it makes sense when YouTube recommends me Hero Hei and Mother's Basement even though I don't watch them since they are anime-focused. It doesn't make sense that YouTube thinks I am interested in watching Nephew clips that are PewDiePie but worse. It would make some sense in that the Nephew's stock is rising but is not doing it organically.

I have been trying to make some sense of this for a week and it would only prove my schizo theories from back when. I started to think that giving that Break Bread video I wrote ago several pages ago could be the trojan horse that fucked me over but it goes even deeper. The reason I call it the Danny Gonzalez pipeline is very simple. If you are a zoomer like me then you are familiar with the Viners that became YouTubers. They started making commentary videos (started shitting on other former Viners like Lele and the Pauls or Musically) and then they had to morph into reviewers of Hallmark-tier movies. They arguably became the de-facto face of the commentary community because everyone else was considered an edge lord. At some point in 2017, they started to preach more openly and influence and be influenced by the then rising leftubers. The cycle would be like this:

Drew Gooden > Danny Gonzalez > Jarvis Johnson > Kurtis Konner > nicksnotgreen > Mr Beard

I feel like DeAngelo Wallace has somewhat outgrown this model even though he is a benefactor of it. The key is that all these people talk the same and roughly talk about the same things. All of them have a largely chill persona they play and as you progress in the scale they become more passive-aggressive when making jabs when they feel morally justified. To be fair this seems to be the MO of all the leftube cluster which expands into video essays and angry reviewers.

I am singling this out because:
I have not seen anyone else talk about it.
I think no one talks about it because is a very gradual process that mainly concerns younger viewers. At that mainly female and or sexual minorities, mostly trans.

Again, this is like finding multiple shades of beige but the more I think about how the top dogs have changed with the years the more sense it makes. I think the main reason people don't talk about this is that those that do benefit from it. Think how many times Twitter trans users can only mention "building a welcoming space for trans people" as the main positive a YouTuber or streamer can have.

Now I am going to present you with my personal shitting list. All of these people have presented at least once in my feed and I am going to insult the ever-loving shit out of them because I am a petty cunt and I want them to pay for ruining my Christmas.

Mr Beard: A pudgy, horse-faced fuck who never finished puberty and thinks wearing a suit makes his opinions matter. His thumbnail game consists of plastering his putrid grin on everything to show you how much more ridiculous the righty of the week is compared to him.
CJ the X: Whistest black boy I have seen and generic "I had a philosophy course in my first semester of college I am going to apply to Rick and Morty"
Kurtis Konner: Phamellic Make-A-Wish kid of Drew Gooden that really wishes he looked like Gardner Minshew. Seriously, you weren't shit until Gooden started to plug you on his tour where you did nothing. Also, saying POG while about to hit 30.
The Kavernacle: It's 2021 bitch. You need a little bit more than a British accent to pick up bitches and that pillow is not going to continue the bloodline. I guess Murica is doing so bad in generic toad-looking commentators they have to outsource.
Tom Nichols: I am sure George R.R. Martin envisioned Ramsay Bolton looking like this because this motherfucker looks like he wakes up choosing to suck a sausage and pretending is his enemy's. Fucking anglo genes. No, I'm not watching your shitty Foucault video.
nickisnotgreen: Offbrand Jarvis Johnson.
The "Chicken Run is the Greatest Piece of Communist Art" Guy.
Chad Chad: Generic "pick up artists bad" hoe #1932
Big Joel: Half weasel, half whatever agender means who is the leftie equivalent of a conspiracy theorist and openly enjoys antagonizing people over whatever fringe opinion gives him the most attention. Has the eyes of a SS officer. Let another jew lecture you on why Christmas is shit if Rogen wasn't enough.
YUGOPNIK: Hey guys, I am like Millenia Thinker.
Noah Samsen: Give a teenage boy a Tom Selleck mustache, a sweaty shirt, and bisexual lighting and you may have the next groomer in your hands.
Eddy Burbank: Send Gus our best wishes this season and shill Edubirdie again. C'mon, facial hair is the minimal requirement to prove you are a man.
Jarvis Johnson: I am so nice... unless I can make fun of you. Did you notice I am black?
Overly Sarcastic Productions: TVTropes won't read itself guys. Red blueballs Blue and you know it.
J.D.Signifier: T1J clone and black Quinton Reviews.

I even got recommended a guachupine breadtube wannabe named PutoMikel. For those of you that don't speak Spanish, puto is the hard r way of saying faggot and these days you are not even supposed to say it because is highly homophobic. In the Spanish-speaking thread, he has been mentioned as a Contrapoints imitation with public funding. Yes, he gets money and there is at least one school funding this shit.

You perhaps wonder why they make their videos longer than most other creators. You may have noticed they don't really use that time to actually elaborate their points. They don't do it only because of possible ad revenue. They do it because once you have hit a third of the run time it means shit if you finished it, they milked you. They make their video disjointed and incoherent so you jump in and out of it which creates view inflation and enhances visibility. Is the best way to be popular without actually being popular. Did you see any of them in your feed in the last two weeks? They are riding the Winter Wave which has elevated many before them. They aren't stupid and they don't have morals so who gives a shit about them exploding an unfair game? That's where things like Reddit come into play, that's where their fanbases come from. The largely unknown names I listed are certified redditors and they know that r/breadtube has become little more than a place for shameless promotion of imitators. The Reddit web is vast and will force you to expand whether you like it or not.

If I am being honest I almost wish for them to grow up to be boring, unsatisfied upper-middle-class forty-somethings that look back on their YouTube career as if they made porn. One can dream.

Mr Beard, I have to thank you for opening my eyes to all of this. I unironically started to larp as Hans Landa, have decided to only vote Conservative after years of voting for local parties and I have become highly bigoted against turkroaches for the glory of Hellas. I almost feel inclined to jokingly do a Doctor Strangelove imitation and reinvigorate the separatist party in my region. You and your kind are a self-preserving problem. No, I don't mean as in socialists and communists as a whole. I mean that people like you, unironically, make people like me want to become exactly what you are supposed to challenge and thus you are able to justify your own existence. It may be counterproductive but much like ramming your car against your enemy's, it doesn't matter as long as at that moment it feels right. Reminds you of something, doesn't it? PUNCH A NAZI?

There's this sperg I like to watch, his name is Turkey Tom. Optimistic motherfuker thinks we will see a new wave of Anti-SJWs. I for one want to believe it but I won't hold my breath. I just will laugh and cry because this is what the world has come to. I want to see the rats exit the burning mansion and try to hide, pretending they aren't. Not even Haz, the one commie I liked could stop being pathetic. Why are people so disappointing?
 
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Get fucked moronic Duncan fans, you just got dunked on by an anime pfp

let us copy South Africa and guarantee everybody a house. Sure most people will get shantys but at least they'll be housed

Communist Peter Coffin describes BreadTube: "It's a good scam IMO!"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T7he-oU16ko:510

Jealous that his cuck & proud songs didn't catch on.

It is funny to see how Breadtube is basically working with the state when the "Bread" in breadtube is literally a reference to anarchism.
 
Remember when Duncan was getting his ass kicked in his comment section on crypto and quickly tried suggesting investing in real estate properties as better than bitcoin? Pepperidge farm remembers

He got in an argument with an anime profile and tweeted this absolute peach of a reetarded take

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Duncan was getting his ass kicked and accidentally revealed his programming after this
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After this Duncan stopped replying. Turns out the anime pfp twitter account was actually based (not the based that Duncan keeps trying to culturally appropriate) and Duncan realized he was in way over his head. So Duncan let his fans take fat L after fat L in the replies. I will share my favorite

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Get fucked moronic Duncan fans, you just got dunked on by an anime pfp
A seven bedroom, three floor house is something most young Americans would actually kill to have, let alone most EUROPEAN college kids trying to get a place of their own. Really showing how privileged you are, Duncan, living in such a nice house far away from those dirty niggers and sand baggers.

As Unlearning Economics once said in his response to BreadTubers like Shaun and Olly, don't hate landlords. Hate the system. But instead of pointing out how the system itself fucks young people over into this usurious never ending cycle, just make reaction videos to TikToks on how property owners are evil.

Why, Duncan, that's a rather nice house you have. You housing any refugees there? Because I seem to recall people being shoved out of their own villages to house those sons of bitches.
 
Why, Duncan, that's a rather nice house you have. You housing any refugees there? Because I seem to recall people being shoved out of their own villages to house those sons of bitches.
Yep this is exactly what happens when those descended from aristocracy (more like Jewish and Dutch merchants who purchased their baronies but that’s a separate issue) don’t have any responsibilities to their people. As in like a Shepard has responsibilities to his flock, while a king and his representatives have a duty to act pious and humble themselves before God , thus leading by example.

Also a tried an true statement “that good times create weak men” but especially for the sons and daughters of the nobility who were/are the original NEETs
 
Remember when Duncan was getting his ass kicked in his comment section on crypto and quickly tried suggesting investing in real estate properties as better than bitcoin? Pepperidge farm remembers

He got in an argument with an anime profile and tweeted this absolute peach of a reetarded take

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Duncan was getting his ass kicked and accidentally revealed his programming after this
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After this Duncan stopped replying. Turns out the anime pfp twitter account was actually based (not the based that Duncan keeps trying to culturally appropriate) and Duncan realized he was in way over his head. So Duncan let his fans take fat L after fat L in the replies. I will share my favorite

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Get fucked moronic Duncan fans, you just got dunked on by an anime pfp
Expropriate all the housing stock comrades! Wait not my "7 bed 3 floor house with a large plot of land"!
 
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let us copy South Africa and guarantee everybody a house. Sure most people will get shantys but at least they'll be housed



Jealous that his cuck & proud songs didn't catch on.

It is funny to see how Breadtube is basically working with the state when the "Bread" in breadtube is literally a reference to anarchism.
Peter kropotkin actually completely disavowal the Soviet Union
And called Lennon a Madman
He also believed that you have no right to attack others if they don't attack you first
These people have about as much understanding of the Conquering of bread as they do about any other philosophical work
He also did some of the first writings on the Jewish question when it comes to Banking and capital
 
I love how none of them can explain why they have the rights to other people's property. They just dodge that question like the plague
None of them can explain why housing is a fundamental right. Or healthcare. These "rights" have no philosophical basis but everyone is expected to engage with them as if they're obvious. Even Rousseau would laugh at that bullshit and ask where in nature does humanity have a right to a premade dwelling.
 
Peter kropotkin actually completely disavowal the Soviet Union
And called Lennon a Madman
He also believed that you have no right to attack others if they don't attack you first
These people have about as much understanding of the Conquering of bread as they do about any other philosophical work
He also did some of the first writings on the Jewish question when it comes to Banking and capital
Kropotkin was still an idiot and thought Competition made humanity weaker when in fact it is responsible for us evolving and continually making better things with an incentive. At least he was consistent tho unlike Bakunin, fuck Bakunin
 
None of them can explain why housing is a fundamental right. Or healthcare. These "rights" have no philosophical basis but everyone is expected to engage with them as if they're obvious. Even Rousseau would laugh at that bullshit and ask where in nature does humanity have a right to a premade dwelling.

They'll mention that shelter and healtcare is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs as a foundation. You know what is also apart of that foundation, a mate or companionship. I certainly hope they don't believe they in state distributed girlfriends and wives.
 
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None of them can explain why housing is a fundamental right. Or healthcare. These "rights" have no philosophical basis but everyone is expected to engage with them as if they're obvious. Even Rousseau would laugh at that bullshit and ask where in nature does humanity have a right to a premade dwelling.
They'll mention that shelter and healtcare is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs as a foundation. You know what is also apart of that foundation, a mate or companionship. I certainly hope they don't believe they in state distributed girlfriends and wives.
Seize the means of reproduction and give them to trans women.
 
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