💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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I'm guessing the shyster found him.
Irwin R Schyster?

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Who do you think actually wrote this?
They're saying in the comments he probably lost access to his account so any one of his pilot fish.

EDIT or it's someone just trying to stir up shit further reading into it and larping as him. Who knows anymore. Bam's lolcow life is fucking odd and unpredictable.
 
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Looks like Nicole finally pulled the plug. I thought she had filed for divorce before, but I guess that was just for custody, which is odd.
 

Looks like Nicole finally pulled the plug. I thought she had filed for divorce before, but I guess that was just for custody, which is odd.
I guess there's a really good chance Bam ends up killing himself this year.
 

Looks like Nicole finally pulled the plug. I thought she had filed for divorce before, but I guess that was just for custody, which is odd.
There was a domestic violence incident and that's when she filed for custody. My gut feeling is that Bam's stopped giving her money (and it's obvious at this point he's not going to be sober) so that's why she filed for divorce.

Bam's ego is too big to kill himself, but I can definitely see something like an OD, drunk driving, or getting knifed by a meth head taking him out.
 
There was a domestic violence incident and that's when she filed for custody. My gut feeling is that Bam's stopped giving her money (and it's obvious at this point he's not going to be sober) so that's why she filed for divorce.

Bam's ego is too big to kill himself, but I can definitely see something like an OD, drunk driving, or getting knifed by a meth head taking him out.
It'll definitely be an OD/ alcohol poisoning. I never thought he would do it willingly. Didn't he clinically die with his last hospital visit? And then goes right back to boozing. I hope the wife takes for him as much as possible.
 
Agreed he wouldn’t do it on purpose, but OD or similar being an attention seeking fucktard.
I dunno if it would be for attention. He needs to get his mental health issues diagnosed and get it addressed. He's a short sighted retarded child with no impulse control.

Steve O annoys me, but even he is calling Bam a fuck up.
 
It'll definitely be an OD/ alcohol poisoning. I never thought he would do it willingly. Didn't he clinically die with his last hospital visit? And then goes right back to boozing. I hope the wife takes for him as much as possible.
His tolerance is so high that I don't see alcohol poisoning doing him in, but definitely some sort of shit where he's blacked out and walks into traffic, or mostly his organs shutting down. The bloat he has going now is his body not able to expel alcohol. His liver and kidneys are on their last legs.
 
There isn't a entity that has ever existed that was a sober Bam Margera, he literally needs to cultivate an entirely new persona if he is ever to get clean. To me Bam is as clear cut a lost cause as i can imagine.
 

Looks like Nicole finally pulled the plug. I thought she had filed for divorce before, but I guess that was just for custody, which is odd.
She’s no saint, but good for her…?

That kid is fucked, man. So sad.
 
There isn't a entity that has ever existed that was a sober Bam Margera, he literally needs to cultivate an entirely new persona if he is ever to get clean. To me Bam is as clear cut a lost cause as i can imagine.
Getting rid of the shaman and checking back into an in-patient facility remains his only hope, not that it'll ever happen again
 
The clip of Vinny trying to start a "Fuck Cumtown" chant is pretty funny. For a little background, Vinny Beedle is a failed comedian, turned manager. After Bam burned out his last manager, Vinny took over.

The previous person that Vinny "helped" and "managed" was Artie Lange.

The gist with Cumtown is that Vinny and Bam went on the podcast and it was a disaster. Bam was really fucked up and cut it short. Later that night, Bam got arrested and started his whole rehab adventures up again.

Later, because all Vinny cares about is making it in comedy. So he went back on the podcast himself.


This video covers a couple of the episodes, but most of it is the episode where Vinny is trying to defend himself after he was caught ripping people off, feeding Bam booze and drugs, and just generally being a terrible person.

If you ever wonder why rich people like Bam and Artie struggle getting clean, it's assholes like Vinny who will use said addiction to make money and exploit the rich guy.
Goddamn I love Nick and Adam’s imitations of Bam’s voice.

Also love how even back then Bam is just piss obsessed to the point where they bring it up on the cumpodcast
 
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