💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Rogowski said:
Not to mention he thinks he’s coming off like a model father for giving his baby momma $4K/month when that won’t even cover rent in California unless she’s living in the hood, a fall from grace is putting it lightly. He used to be estimated at a net worth around 40-50 million and now he’s covering rent for a duplex in Oakland. Sad!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C-kAdGAGpLgSo Steve O spoke up, the first 12 mins or so are covering the Bam situation. Most telling statement of all is that when they did the skateboard collab for their mini tour Steve offered to help Bam set up a trust fund for Phoenix with the profits and Bam didn’t even respond to the offfer.
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Even though Steve O is playing this pretty cool you can tell how sad this makes him.
 
Wesker said:
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Bam is too much of self centered retard to see he’s getting bilked by this jew.
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Song is Big Boi - Kill Jill (feat. Killer Mike, Jeezy, and Hatsune Miku) btw. I just find the idea of Bam working out with Miku playing in the background odd and fucking hilarious
 
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Words of encouragement from a devoted fan.

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No one noticed the White Claw in the corner.

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Bubble Ba'ath said:
Even though Steve O is playing this pretty cool you can tell how sad this makes him.
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That poor, poor fucking kid. He probably would have been better off being born into some dirt poor Mexican peasant family in Oaxaca than the absolute hell family he's been dealt now. There is no amount of therapy that will ever allow that child to grow up without massive emotional scarring from the ordeals that his disgusting alcoholic has been slob of a father and dumb BPD skank whore of a mother are going to put him through. If there is a loving god, they both get declared incompetent to raise a child by the state and he ends up in the care of Steve-O or Knoxville or something, absolute most :optimistic: scenario.
 
I think it goes back to his closeted status - in public situations Bam goes for the women who over-exert their sexuality.
Oatchi said:
Any idea if he and Ville Valo are still in touch? I know he's still touring and making music, so I'd assume he tries to focus on that piece instead of Bam's bullshit.
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This was posted February 8th and I think it gets his point across:
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JustStopDude said:
The clip of Vinny trying to start a "Fuck Cumtown" chant is pretty funny. For a little background, Vinny Beedle is a failed comedian, turned manager. After Bam burned out his last manager, Vinny took over.
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I love how Adam the bug made an enemy named Beetle.
 
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A couple of more posts that he deleted from last night, never in my life did I expect to see the words “faggot ass glass” on a social media post about how someone misses their kids but here we fucking are:
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this retard really called Nikki’s lawyer David faggot ass glass
 
That kids genetics are so twisted do to in utero drug abuse he will be lucky to become anything more than a pants shitting retard, sad.
 
CowPox said:
That kids genetics are so twisted do to in utero drug abuse he will be lucky to become anything more than a pants shitting retard, sad.
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He's definitely frightening, but I only have sympathy for him.
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I hate to feel like a nice guy m'lady defender but what a shitbag Bam is to be accusing Nikki of golddigging. As soon as she got knocked up she could have left Bam and taken him to the cleaners for child support.

I don't consider her an angel, she did hook up with Bam on his downward spiral after all. We'll never know the full extent of her enabling of Bam's behavior as well as the likelihood that she was abusing drugs herself and possibly while pregnant. But she still stuck with him for far longer than she needed to if her goal was just to be a Baby Mama.

But anyway I'm guessing this is the David Glass representing Nikki. If so I feel Bam is fucked. I think she hired good representation who has experience in this field and more than likely has a good rapport with the judge. https://www.epglawyers.com/team_members/david-j-glass/

Most damning of all it wasn't Nikki who claimed Bam got shitfaced while visiting with Pheonix. It was Steve-O of all people. Bam is never going to even get part time custody.
 
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