Boomer memes

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Piss said:
Yeah, disc drives aren't as much of a thing anymore because it's more profitable to sell subscriptions to iCloud and Google Drive. DVD burners were included with like every computer sold between '05 to like 2012, but why don't you think Blu-ray burners ever got the same inclusion?

If you wanna be cucked out of your memories and data when you either quit your monthly tithe to the megacorporation of your choice (or get caught saying wrongthink), then by all means go for it, but shaming a nigga for not sucking Tim Cook's dick for pushing local storage out the window just cause "nothing lasts forever"? Nigga what color your hair right now, purple or blue?
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I guess I Just don't understand why I cant store my fondest memories on a SIM or SSD. Why does the choice have to be between an outdated media format that is inconvenient relative to other options and having everything owned by megacorp?
 
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Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
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Two real questions to ask:

1) How the fuck did a kid get a rocket launcher out of nowhere?
2) Why not pay attention to what your kid does instead of reading the paper?
 
Piss said:
Yeah, disc drives aren't as much of a thing anymore because it's more profitable to sell subscriptions to iCloud and Google Drive. DVD burners were included with like every computer sold between '05 to like 2012, but why don't you think Blu-ray burners ever got the same inclusion?

If you wanna be cucked out of your memories and data when you either quit your monthly tithe to the megacorporation of your choice (or get caught saying wrongthink), then by all means go for it, but shaming a nigga for not sucking Tim Cook's dick for pushing local storage out the window just cause "nothing lasts forever"? Nigga what color your hair right now, purple or blue?
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Take the LTO tape drive pill.
 
Is it bad if I actually find these funny? There's something about the lack of self awareness in them.
 
casE sensiTive said:
It’s strange how most boomers I know are all really funny in real life but none of that carries over onto the internet.
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I think I said it earlier but I swear its because the last thing they read was from crappy advertisements on TV. It's why everything involves emojis and oddly sanctimonious language and why they're so out of water when it comes to going on the internet where most messages are written. They simply aren't wired for it.
 
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