BlueFolf Fursoda $8K Debt Drama Containment Thread - Can I offer you a $90 soda in this trying time?

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If you charged me $90 for store-bought syrup and generic club soda I'd say that's robbery but furries will pay exorbitant amounts for anything if it has a sparkledog on it. We're talking maybe $0.50 worth of ingredients. I have no idea what glass bottles cost but you can get a dozen glass canning jars for about $10 so I'm guessing somewhere in that ballpark, so just basing it off that we could say maybe each bottle probably costs about $3 or so to make in materials and that's probably being generous.

Stickers you can churn out yourself with one of the precision printers like a Silhouette or a Cricut or something for basically nothing.
 
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TheRetardKing said:
$90 for a fucking soda.

Caden, that better be the best damn soda. Cuz otherwise, I'll just order a pizza, Mountain Dew and some Crazy Bread for less.

$90 for a FUCKING soda.

I ain't paying for that shit! That's the same damn price you'll get for a AAA game, not a fucking soda.

What else can I do with it when I drink it all, buy another one? You could buy a dildo for the same amount and it'll STILL last longer. You can't get a fucking soda back. Once it gone, it's gone. You can't do shit about it.
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You could get two 75cL bottles of Veuve Cliquot for that price and you’d be drunk at the end to show for.
 
Cougar Pump said:
What the fuck are even your expenses here? A soda stream and some syrups (~100), a bottle capper (~20), an inkjet printer plus waterslide decal paper (~100). How the fuck do you end up 4-6k in the hole?
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Personally speaking, if these faggot retards came to me to supply them for their soda company, I'd soak them for every cent I could. It would be my American duty.
 
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Stupid question: what is a GFM?
I have no clue.
 
Keine said:
If you charged me $90 for store-bought syrup and generic club soda I'd say that's robbery but furries will pay exorbitant amounts for anything if it has a sparkledog on it. We're talking maybe $0.50 worth of ingredients. I have no idea what glass bottles cost but you can get a dozen glass canning jars for about $10 so I'm guessing somewhere in that ballpark, so just basing it off that we could say maybe each bottle probably costs about $3 or so to make in materials and that's probably being generous.

Stickers you can churn out yourself with one of the precision printers like a Silhouette or a Cricut or something for basically nothing.
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Xe needs to pay for xis stinkditch and xis scat porn collection

“My spirit will rise from the grave and the world will see i was right.”
-ValidLs
 
Keine said:
If you charged me $90 for store-bought syrup and generic club soda I'd say that's robbery but furries will pay exorbitant amounts for anything if it has a sparkledog on it. We're talking maybe $0.50 worth of ingredients. I have no idea what glass bottles cost but you can get a dozen glass canning jars for about $10 so I'm guessing somewhere in that ballpark, so just basing it off that we could say maybe each bottle probably costs about $3 or so to make in materials and that's probably being generous.

Stickers you can churn out yourself with one of the precision printers like a Silhouette or a Cricut or something for basically nothing.
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Devil's advocate here, it looks like it was personalized commissions of their fursonas on the bottle, and commissions for furries are famously expensive (even though the sample images look goofy af).

So genuinely if this was managed better it could've probably made a shitton of money, it looks like it was personalized commissions based on a pun more than the soda itself
 
Good god, it really was an investment to contribute to the original Bluefolf thread back in 2023. The lolcow keeps producing milk by the day.
 
Fennec 'Tard said:
Good god, it really was an investment to contribute to the original Bluefolf thread back in 2023. The lolcow keeps producing milk by the day.
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He's only 20 too. There is infinite potential for more milk. That's the best thing about Cadenposting, there's just so much free milk and I can't wait until he does something even more reckless because it will happen.
 
Ise said:
He's only 20 too. There is infinite potential for more milk. That's the best thing about Cadenposting, there's just so much free milk and I can't wait until he does something even more reckless because it will happen.
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I have a "good" feeling he's gonna be the next Kero the wolf. and he's prolly gonna get caught molesting a minor or someone's dog.
 
I'm late and gay but this is a fantastic OP, gets to the fun stuff and absolutely full of relevant screencaps. TYFYS
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- Only after the aforementioned pulping did Caden manage to scrounge up a fraction of the money he owes.
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This link seems to be broken, it only shows "this page does not exist (yet)"
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Is this their version of towers? Please tell me they're at least going to N and then "stop", do it again to I then "stop", etc
Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! said:
The Chinese also make tea out of Swallow saliva
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This isn't a tea, it's a soup used as medicine because of the obscenely high collagen content. Great for a torn ligament or certain skin issues, but not something anybody enjoys drinking.
I've never heard of the poop one before, so I got curious and read into it: looks like either the Sawns (Thai tribes in southwest China) or Indonesia make tea from insect shit for some god-unknown reason, how lovely! Indonesia also has a cat shit tea called "kopi luwak" (civet coffee). The only other "poop" teas I could find were ones categorized by the plant's fertilizer like panda tea.
I also unfortunately found out that my favorite tea, oriental beauty/dongfang meiren, is made from leaves that have been bitten by hoppers. Apparently the plant's immune response is what causes the nice taste of the tea. I regret going down this rabbit hole.
TooManyKittens said:
ie buy my shitty repetitive art ill sell 50 times over
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I'm pretty sure most Bethesda fans are furfags (source: trust me bro) so if they've done the market research it's not a big stretch that this is where Todd's business model comes from
Edit: FUCK I'm almost two months later and gayer than I thought
 
TooManyKittens said:
Its ok. Now there's a new thread about how blue folk is dying supposedly of liver failure. Speculation is either drinking degen and drugs, or.. fake death to escape rep and debt incoming. Its good background reading!
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I think I was reading some of it earlier, then ended up here and forgot I was on a different thread. I did finally catch up on it, what a strange character. Maybe I'll have to add him to my list of interesting cows lol
 
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