BlueFolf Fursoda $8K Debt Drama Containment Thread - Can I offer you a $90 soda in this trying time?

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FILTH Tourist said:
the $90 soda is more for the novelty furry bottle than the soda itself.
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Motherfucker, that is the most generic-looking bottle that they probably scrounged out of a dumpster with a shitty sticker of furry art slapped on it. It isn't worth $100 dollars no matter how much you want to fuck animals.
 
Vect said:
I guess you could argue it's "microbrewed" soda or some equivalent. Technically the branding and packaging are the most valuable part of the product.
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i dont get that and i guess the furries didnt either lol
 
Spergichu said:
Motherfucker, that is the most generic-looking bottle that they probably scrounged out of a dumpster with a shitty sticker of furry art slapped on it. It isn't worth $100 dollars no matter how much you want to fuck animals.
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Yeah I didn't see the actual bottles until later. It really looks like they recycled their beer bottles and just printed out a furry character to tape on top.

You could have glass bottles the shaped like dog cocks and easily sell them for $150 each to furries.
 
0 0 said:
This is a containment thread for the current drama, free from the eyes of the furred oppressors.
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Thank you for shielding us from the furr-menace.
 
Nope nope nope. I can't handle the stories about the service dogs and I am praying that they are not real.
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
Are we really this hard up for featured content? Movie titles counting to 100+ and now this? There are real wars, tornados and shit happening.
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Furries tearing each others throats out on social media is far funnier then sandniggers and kikes tearing each others nation apart in the dunes
 
Sniperwoof said:
Imagine waking up one morning and realizing drawing furry scat porn comms is how you pay your rent.

I'd jump out a window.
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Welp just checked Civit and nobody has trained a scat LORA yet, so those guys will get to keep their jobs. Turns out drawing people eating shit is the only way to make it as an independent artist these days.

Edit:I found it. Never in my life have I been so disappointed and horrified that I was wrong.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
There are real wars, tornados and shit happening.
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I don’t know about the rest in there, but the above is exactly why I feel like chilling here with a cup of coffee, reading about furries shitting their pants, buying 100$ sodas and making retarded decisions.
 
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At this time, both of our healths were getting incredibly bad. He was diagnosed with diabetes, both of us were struggling with Autism + ADHD issues with no real way to cope or balance it all
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That audacity of health issues regarding... diabetes with mix of autism and ADHD... man they stand over the grave. I am astonished they didn't got PTSD from this serious financial situation.
 

So the artist who makes the stickers for the 195 dollar soda charges $60 per sticker https://plushparade.carrd.co/#commissions . And on their site they claimed to have had a "mixologist" who either doesn't actually exist or wisely decided not to associate any name or other info with this project.

Unless the mixing dude had a crazy dumb rate and was just scamming them where the fucks the money going to??
 
Furries soda, the taste of Folfshite.

Perhaps the troon jizz and India tasting poo particles add to the charm. If they only added in ground up ised diapers it would have worked!
 
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