Binging With Babish - AKA How Would This Taste IRL

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wtfNeedSignUp said:
How did we get from remaking food from media in a fancy kitchen, into doing a rank list of gas station food in his car? Also the thumbnail is an unironic YouTuber reaction soyjack.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JmYXrf0TMisAdmittedly I'm a sucker for low quality food reviews so I watched a bit of it.
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This basically all first started with insider food where it was proven you could get famous and popular out of comparing food content. Then, Joshua Weissman picked up on the slop chef content full of overexaggerated adhd personality shit. When I watch cooking stuff, I don't care about some hipster and their brain rot editing, I care about the actual process of making shit.
 
Bucees brisket kinda hits because it was/is only barely smaller than a basic subway sub and the same price but much better taste (and at the time, pretty loaded with Brisket), but soyjacking over it as if its more than just adequately priced travel food is for fags
 
What's up with all these Soytubers just now discovering Bucees anyway? Is this just a weird trend of "woah look at these CRAZY gas stations they got in America!"?
 
Sunflower Samurai said:
Bucees brisket kinda hits because it was/is only barely smaller than a basic subway sub and the same price but much better taste (and at the time, pretty loaded with Brisket), but soyjacking over it as if its more than just adequately priced travel food is for fags
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i liked the jerky
 
double post only because this just appeared as i posted earlier
Korpon said:
What's up with all these Soytubers just now discovering Bucees anyway? Is this just a weird trend of "woah look at these CRAZY gas stations they got in America!"?
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its becoming a big thing and it is a comically large sized gas station. like not big box walmart big but maybe neighborhood walmart sized
 
Korpon said:
What's up with all these Soytubers just now discovering Bucees anyway? Is this just a weird trend of "woah look at these CRAZY gas stations they got in America!"?
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The urban bug hiver is shocked when a place normally seen as trashy (a gas station) has good food, cleanliness and wages
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
The fact he ranks it without saying the price is absolute horseshit.
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Agreed, although since it's Disney it's all probably equally overpriced so it becomes less of a factor. Still absolute bullshit though.
Also this guy literally looks like a gay man and starts the video talking about hating kids and families and I'm supposed to believe he's not a fag?
 
Didn't Babish have a kid with his (now ex) wife? I could have sworn some video (might have been Harry Potter related) opened with him holding a baby. I mainly remember cause he had his nails painted like a faggot.
 
Korpon said:
Didn't Babish have a kid with his (now ex) wife? I could have sworn some video (might have been Harry Potter related) opened with him holding a baby. I mainly remember cause he had his nails painted like a faggot.
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I dunno honestly, he's never mention a child but that would be the safe bet if your a Jew Tuber.

You never know what pedo's are lurking in your audience. IMHO Babby should have stuck to his chest/hands only viewpoint (because at the time he didn't know to work a camera) as it was at least different from the thousands of Jew Tube wannabee's but the lure of fame is strong I guess.

I will give a shout out to Life of Boris who even after 7 years of khantent still keeps his balaclava on (even in summer) to both keep his identity private and keep his shtick going.

For Babby I'd personally think he's got both too much soy in his life to have any applicable sperm count and he's about as mature as a 17 year old male despite being 40, so I bet he's like "kids would only cramp my style" type of hipster.

Cuz in the end that's what Babish is; a pure bred, 100% unadulterated hipster straight out of New York City.
 
For a long time I've suspected that Babish is a closeted homosexual, but this video made me all but certain that he is not only a closeted homosexual but in a gay relationship with his "producer" Brad.


Specifically the part at 22:00 where he compares the difficulty of pairing a red wine with pork and fish to "patting your head and rubbing your belly while coming out to your family" then proceeds to exclaim "wait I can do that" before demonstrating as much.
 
Preacher ✝ said:
For a long time I've suspected that Babish is a closeted homosexual, but this video made me all but certain that he is not only a closeted homosexual but in a gay relationship with his "producer" Brad.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=76YO8Cs00Kk
Specifically the part at 22:00 where he compares the difficulty of pairing a red wine with pork and fish to "patting your head and rubbing your belly while coming out to your family" then proceeds to exclaim "wait I can do that" before demonstrating as much.
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Imagine getting raped in a looney bin then realising that you kinda liked it.

I’m not sure if I should feel sorry or happy for him.
 
Love his subreddit turning into a snark Reddit. Every lost soul earnestly posting a good pop culture recipe suggestion gets a bunch of "that doesn't sound like a ranking replies.

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When Did Babish jump the shark?
It whenever he decided that his audience was more interested in him and his personality than the content. The old, hands only and voiceover stuff was neat and original. The stuff that showcases him just seems to remind me that he's someone I wouldn't want to hang with, so why would I also want to watch him if your best friend called you and asked if you wanted to come over and eat 20 different cereals and then discuss them, would you go? I'd be concerned for their mental health to be honest.
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What sucks is that he did an interview super early on about how he preferred that his face wasn't in the videos because people didn't come for him, they came for the food.

It's the antecedent of the current trajectory.
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My favorite part is how he faked having having a mental illness when he was exhausted to get checked into a mental hospital, got blacked while in there and now supposedly ended up with an actual mental illness which is why he can't handle the "stress" of the actual cooking episodes anymore
 
The tj max and marshalls food rating shit was the last straw, this lazy faggot doesn't want to cook he should just admit it. I'm sure his new boring wine aunt viewers don't care
 
It isn't even just Babish, others have done this weird shit that reeks of running out of ideas, or having no ideas, where they spend a week eating the junk food sold at checkout lanes or in junk food departments that exist solely for consumer attraction and nothing else.


Any time before the 2020s and this would be dismissed as impoverished smack head behavior, which it is.
 
FedPostalService said:
Imagine getting raped in a looney bin then realising that you kinda liked it.
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Well what can I say? Schizo Jim knows how to treat a man like a princess, willingly or not

Conan said:
The tj max and marshalls food rating shit was the last straw, this lazy faggot doesn't want to cook he should just admit it. I'm sure his new boring wine aunt viewers don't care
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Frankly this just confuses me. Despite my express wishes to the contrary there continues to be a steady production of movies and television and cartoons, many of which involve characters eating some manner of food, which I would have imagined to be a near endless well of easy and topical cawntent to churn out that lines up reasonably well with what shit drew his fans in to begin with, even with the provisio that his DEI consultant ordered him to have the token chink be the one to do all weebshit/vidya derived foods.

Hell, this does not even cover the vast backlog of food from popular culture in the past near century. I mean fuck do the fucking Flintstones ribs or contrive some fuckin Scooby Snacks or something....literally anything would be better than this pre-coof "RANKING ALL THE DICKS IN A CHUCKY CHEESE BATHROOM" tier shit
 
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