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That and make the chests so flat that it would squeeze too much on an a-cup.
Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art
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Are these people fat? I assumed they were land whales, in which case they wouldn't be very flat-chested.
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Bikini Armor Battle Damage
Wrestling with TERA’s anti-fashion Part 2 Yikes. So I decided to challenge myself yet again by picking this number. Back in an older post on TERA, I talked about how some of the armor designs are good...
Flattened chest? Check
Poofy pants? Check
Ugly face? Check
Yet another day on BABD
Bikini Armor Battle Damage
@shattered-earth, who contributed some really great stuff in our redesign tag (among others), never disappoints. Unlike Fire Emblem, which is always eager to indulge in blatant double standards,...
Holy shit I can’t believe it took them this long to discover female Byleth’s design.
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Bikini Armor Battle Damage
Wrestling with TERA’s anti-fashion Part 2 Yikes. So I decided to challenge myself yet again by picking this number. Back in an older post on TERA, I talked about how some of the armor designs are good...bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com
Flattened chest? Check
Poofy pants? Check
Ugly face? Check
Yet another day on BABD
Bikini Armor Battle Damage
@shattered-earth, who contributed some really great stuff in our redesign tag (among others), never disappoints. Unlike Fire Emblem, which is always eager to indulge in blatant double standards,...
Holy shit I can’t believe it took them this long to discover female Byleth’s design.
must be a new record (though the latter atleast does the way not both option which i wish be done more on that blog then just dudes half naked and ladies fully covered)
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The main thing I've learned from this thread is that these character designs, whether original or edited, have nothing to do with 1. historical fashion or 2. even whether the apparel is physically possible to wear (so many swords and pieces of armour not attached to anything so they'd just fall off). I wasn't expecting 1 from fiction but I was expecting just a little attention given to 2, if only for the sake of cosplayers wearing the outfits. Those giant spikes and truck tyre sized pauldrons aren't doing anyone any good.
I don't like Game of Thrones but I will at least give them credit that their costumes were actually possible to wear, though they weren't very historical with it being fantasy (Vikings mostly wore wool and linen, not leather and fur). They still suck though thanks to that ridiculous giant warhammer that would be impossible to lift if it were steel, archers holding war bows at full draw for a minute, etc etc.
I don't like Game of Thrones but I will at least give them credit that their costumes were actually possible to wear, though they weren't very historical with it being fantasy (Vikings mostly wore wool and linen, not leather and fur). They still suck though thanks to that ridiculous giant warhammer that would be impossible to lift if it were steel, archers holding war bows at full draw for a minute, etc etc.
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The Viera are tribal beings that are native to a very hot tropical jungle environment. Real life tribes that live in such environments also wear very little if anything.
But sure lets use the "realism" argument to justify putting everyone in Burkas and poofy pants.
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That looks like a leather fetish outfit though, not a loincloth or sarong. Mediaeval Khmers were all barefoot and topless but weren't wearing weird bits of tight leather on their arms and what looks like some kind of corset with breast pads. It's not the nakedness per se that looks ridiculous as much as the fact these characters all look like escapees from a BDSM sex dungeon in a world that's ostensibly "mediaeval". It's possible to think these designs look shit and are obviously the work of creepy fetishists without having any problem with naked women (or men). Then again I generally think fantasy is awful so I'm not the one to ask. This seems to be parody so I won't take it too seriously.
They're asking what class she is as well; I'm presuming there's some Marxist shit going on with empowering the workers or something. I have no idea how much fetish gear costs in that universe; maybe it's the sign of a proper lady.
How much do they praise Islam on the site? I can imagine they get to show off their woke credentials by having characters in strict Islamic dress.
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I never seen the redesigned ladies in hijabs or anything like that so who knows what they think of Islam.
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Honestly, the idea that obese chicks automatically have big tits as a result is pretty much a complete lie or wishful thinking. If they didn’t have anything bigger than an A-Cup when they were at a normal weight, the chances that any fat will be distributed to the cup size are slim. What actually ends up happening is that the extra weight makes the circumference around the middle wider to require longer straps or strap-lengtheners, but the cup size itself hardly changes. Just take a look at some of the women featured is HAES or Fatspo: ever notice that a lot of them have a weirdly flat-looking or droopy bust compared to what an actually busty woman looks like? It’s because most of that fat isn’t legitimate breast fat.
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The comments about what class someone is and @Ruin mentioning burqas made me think there might be the typical leftist obsession with communism and Islam but that's just a guess. I can't remember seeing a veil either, but I've only seen a few of their designs.
You've obviously devoted far more time to land whale watching than I have.
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You know what else isn't realistic? Having women being an equal match for men in a melee scenario.
I'm so fucking tired of this "realism in fiction" argument. The fiction should dictate the level of realism necessary. You want to make a hyper-realistic fantasy setting that looks like Kingdom Come: Deliverance with few more soldiers that have front holes, go ahead. You want exaggerated oiled-up, and skimpy dressed barbarians joining forces with spiky-armored knights, with impossibly huge weapons, fighting elder gods who imbue their followers with reality rending chaos magics? We can have that too. But to argue that everything has to be "realistic" because reasons is so fucking small-minded and antithetical to art.
"Power Girl needs to lose the boob window because it would pose a hazard while flying or fighting. It's not realistic!"
Bitch, she exists in a universe of practical demi-gods with magical powers!
I'm so fucking tired of this "realism in fiction" argument. The fiction should dictate the level of realism necessary. You want to make a hyper-realistic fantasy setting that looks like Kingdom Come: Deliverance with few more soldiers that have front holes, go ahead. You want exaggerated oiled-up, and skimpy dressed barbarians joining forces with spiky-armored knights, with impossibly huge weapons, fighting elder gods who imbue their followers with reality rending chaos magics? We can have that too. But to argue that everything has to be "realistic" because reasons is so fucking small-minded and antithetical to art.
"Power Girl needs to lose the boob window because it would pose a hazard while flying or fighting. It's not realistic!"
Bitch, she exists in a universe of practical demi-gods with magical powers!
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Not by choice I can assure you.
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Anybody feeling we.enish enough to ask them about FFXIV's Coliseum set? It's a bikini armor for men and women.
EDIT: Reupload.
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I always find it funny whenever these chucklefucks shit on the Viera since A) they show off a poor understanding of evolution since there’s plenty of real world instances of evolved traits having “glitches” that need outside correcting (one that comes to mind Koalas, whose teeth over time wear down due to their diet, but unlike other marsupials they have no fail safes to counter this so eventually they’ll simply starve to death), B) the Viera are all female so their attempts at pulling at gotcha by demanding “skimpy Viera men” shows off how little they know or care about the franchise, and finally C) BABD already has their ideal, unsexy nonhuman female characters in the form of Moogles Nu Mou, and Baanga - all of which are established to have so little sexual dimorphism that their males and females are virtually indistinguishable. On top of that, in games like FFTA the majority of the characters are designed to be androgynous so you can imagine them however you want.
It’s like having a whole table of cakes, and then loudly complaining that you can’t eat any of them because one of those included a chocolate cake.
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to be fair it'a a reptile and boobs do seem out of place but at the same time..it's fantasy. don't need to explain shit.
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