Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

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So with Labs zero recent game indivisible being out for about a week now, one has to wonder how long it will before they start with redesigning the chacaters or just complain about it in general, either that or complain about skullgirls which im surprised they haven't done yet.
 
And unsurprisingly, they have some problems.
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I haven't paid any attention to the development of the game but were sexy ladies even prioritized? Does line-up even really matter or is this really wincen making more of some complaint over ordering in revealed characters? Also looked up the character in the first bullet point, Phoebe is suppose to be a reference to Amazons of Greek myth and considering what Greek myth is in most that have only a faint idea and pop culture, Greek warriors aren't exactly going to be the most well-armored looking characters, especially when we had stuff like Hercules and 300. As for support and non-combative roles, I like how Phoebe isn't thought of as martial despite the fact she has an arrow that looks like it could be used as a spear. This sort of sperging now reminds me why BBAD has a thread here. Sexy armor designs can no doubt be meh and ugly at times but it's not like these fixes can be any better.
 
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Anybody feeling we.enish enough to ask them about FFXIV's Coliseum set? It's a bikini armor for men and women.
The game also has realistic and outlandish armors so you have plenty of choices on what you want to wear, not that they would know that.

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The great part about XIV is that even with all these choices in somewhat fashionable revealing armor, people (fat men and trannies) still just default to pigtails and a bikini. No amount of catering to 'anti sexist' armor will result in people using it.
 
And unsurprisingly, they have some problems.
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I haven't paid any attention to the development of the game but were sexy ladies even prioritized? Does line-up even really matter or is this really wincen making more of some complaint over ordering in revealed characters? Also looked up the character in the first bullet point, Phoebe is suppose to be a reference to Amazons of Greek myth and considering what Greek myth is in most that have only a faint idea and pop culture, Greek warriors aren't exactly going to be the most well-armored looking characters, especially when we had stuff like Hercules and 300. As for support and non-combative roles, I like how Phoebe isn't thought of as martial despite the fact she has an arrow that looks like it could be used as a spear. This sort of sperging now reminds me why BBAD has a thread here. Sexy armor designs can no doubt be meh and ugly at times but it's not like these fixes can be any better.
Reminder that one of the artists is a woman who likes drawing lewds.
 
And unsurprisingly, they have some problems.
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I haven't paid any attention to the development of the game but were sexy ladies even prioritized? Does line-up even really matter or is this really wincen making more of some complaint over ordering in revealed characters? Also looked up the character in the first bullet point, Phoebe is suppose to be a reference to Amazons of Greek myth and considering what Greek myth is in most that have only a faint idea and pop culture, Greek warriors aren't exactly going to be the most well-armored looking characters, especially when we had stuff like Hercules and 300. As for support and non-combative roles, I like how Phoebe isn't thought of as martial despite the fact she has an arrow that looks like it could be used as a spear. This sort of sperging now reminds me why BBAD has a thread here. Sexy armor designs can no doubt be meh and ugly at times but it's not like these fixes can be any better.

Greek hoplites were pretty well protected. Helmets, massive shields, greaves, and a cuirass behind the massive shield made it very difficult to injure them from the front. Slingers and other auxiliaries were much more lightly armoured though, and archers were more vulnerable due to not having shields.

The Phoebe character looks 1. nothing like a Greek warrior and 2. obese, which was extremely rare back then. Given I'd imagine a lot of these people are fat, I suppose they didn't have a problem with that.
 
Greek hoplites were pretty well protected. Helmets, massive shields, greaves, and a cuirass behind the massive shield made it very difficult to injure them from the front. Slingers and other auxiliaries were much more lightly armoured though, and archers were more vulnerable due to not having shields.

The Phoebe character looks 1. nothing like a Greek warrior and 2. obese, which was extremely rare back then. Given I'd imagine a lot of these people are fat, I suppose they didn't have a problem with that.
I'd just wager it's more on whatever pop culture looks one would go on. And she isn't really a hoplite from what I seen unless her fuck huge arrow is actually a spear.
 
I'd just wager it's more on whatever pop culture looks one would go on. And she isn't really a hoplite from what I seen unless her fuck huge arrow is actually a spear.

I agree she's not a hoplite, but she doesn't look like a Greek archer either with those hippopotamus thighs. I'm guessing the lack of obesity in the ancient world could be triggering...most people were pretty wiry back then.
 
Phoebe makes me think of a Thicc Xena which is what I'm pretty sure is what they were going for.
 
Going back to the redesign (for a Zenescope character) I posted, does anyone else think they just slapped a bunch of stuff together with the "improved" redesign?
 
These bitches ~ " women have body hair you bigoted sexist, you can't be offended by a women's natural body!"

Also these bitches ~ "That woman has breasts! Reeeeeeeeeeeee!"
 
As someone who has read Zenoscope's stuff, it is far from the porn this site accuses it as. Yes, the outfits are cheesecake and there's some alternative covers that are more risque than the usual, but there has to be actual fucking for it to be a porn comic. Oh, they made the woman in this redesign, uglier.
 
What the fuck did they do to her face? She looks like a deadite.
 
As someone who has read Zenoscope's stuff, it is far from the porn this site accuses it as. Yes, the outfits are cheesecake and there's some alternative covers that are more risque than the usual, but there has to be actual fucking for it to be a porn comic. Oh, they made the woman in this redesign, uglier.
To play Devil's Advocate, the character they redesigned is Baba Yaga which normally is an old crone and a woman. In that instance though, they really could of dumped the plate armor look and make her look more of the magical type she is in mytholgy. Then again, being a powerful witch means "fuck you, I can alter things" which means looking young,
 
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Envious thumblerina femenazi dedicating an entire blog hating and defacing 2D waifus because mysoggyknee.

What a worthless hill to die on.
 
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