Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
More barbarians today and of course, to be approved, they must be ugly and look like dudes. The thing they forget is female power fantasies have women who still look like women and are moderately attractive. Even the "empowered" females they hate are still fighting and usually have a strong sexiness to them.
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I wonder if they hate Brienne from Game of Thrones because they made her more attractive than her book counterpart.
 
Tbh chainmail bikinis and shit have been around for years but the real issue here is when a female character is wearing massive, clunky plate mail/power armour/what have you and there is still a very prominent boob outline
It just makes even less sense
 
Just thinking about it, wouldn't it be unrealistic to have multiple, clearly weapon caused, deep scars on their face? How many times did that axe and sword barely hit them? It's not like someone swings an axe and just cuts their lip, multiple times.

Aesthetic battle scars should be thrown into their pile of unrealism.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
Just thinking about it, wouldn't it be unrealistic to have multiple, clearly weapon caused, deep scars on their face? How many times did that axe and sword barely hit them? It's not like someone swings an axe and just cuts their lip, multiple times.

Aesthetic battle scars should be thrown into their pile of unrealism.
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These aren't aesthetic, the artist from a few posts back, did it to make them ugly.
 
"Yeah, it's tame, but still too sexy for our liking. Let's cover it up with more bulky armor!"
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Pina Colada said:
"Yeah, it's tame, but still too sexy for our liking. Let's cover it up with more bulky armor!"
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It's funny because I'm sure if the redesign showed up somewhere else as an official design, BABD would likely still rip it apart due to the sports bra-like chest plate and long hair.

Also this is probably the best example of how full of shit most of these people are since the claims for "practicality" ring very hollow when they ignore the much more glaringly impractical weapon with an ornament bigger than the actual spearhead (because that wouldn't be easily grabable or breakable) or that these fucks always ignore the lack of helmets.

EDIT: I'd also like to add that, while the original design is rather bland, I do find it funny that it seems like it still put in slightly more research into Athena than the redesign does in that original's head gear seems more reminiscent to how Ancient Greeks depicted her with in statues when it wasn't the typical war helmet. Really the breast plate is mostly weird since it seems to be modeled after the boob plate viking opera singers would wear, which has little to do with Greek Gods.

It's also a downgrade when compared to the Athena's breastplate in statues that has Medusa's head as an ornament. It takes a real cold bitch of a goddess to wear the face of the woman you cursed over as a reminder to why not to fuck with you.
 
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One Man Bland said:
It takes a real cold bitch of a goddess to wear the face of the woman you cursed over as a reminder to why not to fuck with you.
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This isn't canon, tho, that story is, quite literally, a fanfic. Even wikipedia agrees.

Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
SJW redesigners sure like to make the colors either be sickingly bright or dull as heck.
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And they also like using some kind of uncomfortable-looking palette with excess of violet in it, wonder where it's from? Cause I've seen unrelated people use it.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
Just thinking about it, wouldn't it be unrealistic to have multiple, clearly weapon caused, deep scars on their face? How many times did that axe and sword barely hit them? It's not like someone swings an axe and just cuts their lip, multiple times.

Aesthetic battle scars should be thrown into their pile of unrealism.
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I think the scarring is from training accidents or some kind of status mark, like dueling scars. People who engage in certain kinds of physical activity get this a lot- like wrestlers and cauliflower ears.
 
Pina Colada said:
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The part that tickles me is they kept the 'spear' (can you imagine the balace of that thing?) made the shield smaller and gave turned her crown into a helmet which wouldnt work.
Greek spearman isnt exactly a hard concept-how did they fuck it up so much? She also appears to be wearing more clothes than her male equivalants.

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fucking sluts.
 
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