Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

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vladimirovanova said:
Women like bulges, but from what I've learned in my time on this Earth, it's that women REALLY fucking like veins for some baffling fucking reason

Especially veins on wrists and hands
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Bulging veiny hands and arms on men are... well, manly. It's one of those things that really stands out between men and women. I definitely don't work out nearly as much as I should (I mostly just fix things around the house), but even then the veins on my arms and neck are a lot more visible than my wife's, who does go to the gym four days a week.
 
Corn Flakes said:
Bulging veiny hands and arms on men are... well, manly. It's one of those things that really stands out between men and women. I definitely don't work out nearly as much as I should (I mostly just fix things around the house), but even then the veins on my arms and neck are a lot more visible than my wife's, who does go to the gym four days a week.
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Heavy vascularisation is a sign of upper body strength. It's the body's response to the oxygen demand of large, active muscle groups.

Which reminds me, I've got to get back to lifting again...
 
vladimirovanova said:
Women like bulges, but from what I've learned in my time on this Earth, it's that women REALLY fucking like veins for some baffling fucking reason

Especially veins on wrists and hands
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Actually that's more gay man thing. Women are in general most attracted to swimmers body, clearly mussely but lean. Veins are often seen as bit creepy.

In general the biggest difference between what the sexes like is that men like exaggerated features and extra detail on those but women are more into flow and clean surfaces. This pattern includes sexy stuff but isn't limited to it. Men's fantasy is filled with big honking mussels, giant armors, spikes, glorious bread, bouncing big boob, tiny tiny waist and rounder butts. Women's fantasy otherhand you get long hair, dresses with millions of layers, lean bodies, boobs but usually mid to slightly bigger side only, nice tight butts on both genders, clear clean skin, flower petals in the wind and glitter.
 
Chandelier said:
You'd be surprised on how much women like bulges. Namor from Wakanda Forever getting his cock edited out caused much consternation among female fans, who wanted to see his dick. Likewise, if you've ever been to Elden Ring, you'll see female simps for the Omen twins (Morgott in particular), and though both don't have modeled genitalia Morgott is somewhat packing. Monsterfucking has quite the niche.
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Didnt know "crusty hobo with terminal dandruff" was an aesthetic chicks were into now.
Amber the Hedgehog said:
Actually that's more gay man thing.
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No surprise given which bodypart its the most veiny...
 
Amber the Hedgehog said:
Actually that's more gay man thing. Women are in general most attracted to swimmers body, clearly mussely but lean. Veins are often seen as bit creepy.
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As another user pointed out, veins are a sign of upper body strength. Like what you see on men who do manual labor/strong men.

Gay men like the gym bro type, like the BronzeAgePervert type, the guys so into it they're just there to see dudes. The "bear" type in gay porn looks like that (and see Tom of Finland).

I think for women - and I'm just speaking on limited example - is a mix of both. We like muscly men but ones where they're natural, in all the right places; an athletic body, if you will. Ghost from Modern Warfare is a good example. He's got a huge fanbase, and plenty of SAS men look like him.

Though the bitch tits/roid ragers is a turn off. I think women like a balance of muscly men but who are really sweethearts. Himbos, if you will.
Amber the Hedgehog said:
In general the biggest difference between what the sexes like is that men like exaggerated features and extra detail on those but women are more into flow and clean surfaces. This pattern includes sexy stuff but isn't limited to it. Men's fantasy is filled with big honking mussels, giant armors, spikes, glorious bread, bouncing big boob, tiny tiny waist and rounder butts. Women's fantasy otherhand you get long hair, dresses with millions of layers, lean bodies, boobs but usually mid to slightly bigger side only, nice tight butts on both genders, clear clean skin, flower petals in the wind and glitter.
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Daemon Targaryen has a huge fanbase and he's an average sized dude. Knights/archers only tended to be big due to the armour and weight of their bows.

Sarah J. Maas's stuff unironically looks like a gay porno, though.
cybertoaster said:
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Didnt know "crusty hobo with terminal dandruff" was an aesthetic chicks were into now.

No surprise given which bodypart its the most veiny...
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You'd be surprised, my dude. And the biggest draw for the demon bum up there is his personality. He's not a brute, he's actually a tragic character, and women fucking love that.
 
Caddchef said:
How dare women dress however they want, don't they realise how problematic this is!
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It's the whole stupid "fictional characters can't consent" so how dare you make them sexy. Even if it fits the character's personality,
 
Potentially unpopular opinion:

I eventually grew to regard Quiet's getup as dumb.

But that's mainly because Kojima's stated justification for it (she breathes through her skin) was so painfully contrived. Just say you like T&A, Hideo. We've all played your games. We all know it. Just be honest and let the harpies screech as they always will. Jesus.

It's like I didn't really mind it when Justin Timberlake exposed Janet Jackson's breast at the Super Bowl back in 2004, but calling it a "wardrobe malfunction" just insults the audience's intelligence.
 
Captain Manning said:
Potentially unpopular opinion:

I eventually grew to regard Quiet's getup as dumb.

But that's mainly because Kojima's stated justification for it (she breathes through her skin) was so painfully contrived. Just say you like T&A, Hideo. We've all played your games. We all know it. Just be honest and let the harpies screech as they always will. Jesus.

It's like I didn't really mind it when Justin Timberlake exposed Janet Jackson's breast at the Super Bowl back in 2004, but calling it a "wardrobe malfunction" just insults the audience's intelligence.
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To tell you the truth, I always thought Quiet's outfit was poorly designed as well. I'd get rid of the tights.
 
Captain Manning said:
Potentially unpopular opinion:

I eventually grew to regard Quiet's getup as dumb.

But that's mainly because Kojima's stated justification for it (she breathes through her skin) was so painfully contrived. Just say you like T&A, Hideo. We've all played your games. We all know it. Just be honest and let the harpies screech as they always will. Jesus.

It's like I didn't really mind it when Justin Timberlake exposed Janet Jackson's breast at the Super Bowl back in 2004, but calling it a "wardrobe malfunction" just insults the audience's intelligence.
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Taro is a gem. And yes, this little meme here?
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It's entirely justified. I don't really care if you're going full coomer on the outfits. It's fine. Just don't try to pretend it's anything other than something you personally enjoy. Otherwise it turns into a contrived Magical Realm situation way too fucking quickly.

Alternatively, pull a Hidetaka Miyazaki and don't even elaborate on why most of your female characters are going around barefoot. People will get it, eventually.
 
Wincenworks makes an interesting point with the three questions here. I know that they're applying it to cosplay, but I think it can apply to everything, so let's apply it to one of BABD's favorite characters, Zelda from Hyrule Warriors.

1. Who holds the power?

Zelda's a princess, and we don't really see any other authority figures in the original game, so I guess she's in charge.

2. What is the intent?

Her armor makes her look strong and powerful and is intended to convey authority rather than provide protection (because what army has their commander fight on the front lines).

3. Will anyone be harmed?

Yes, the enemies of Hyrule.

Looking through this metric, I don't understand their objections to the character. We should replace the masterpiece bingo card with these simple questions. Thank you Wincenworks for being a true visionary.
 
Captain Manning said:
Potentially unpopular opinion:

I eventually grew to regard Quiet's getup as dumb.

But that's mainly because Kojima's stated justification for it (she breathes through her skin) was so painfully contrived. Just say you like T&A, Hideo. We've all played your games. We all know it. Just be honest and let the harpies screech as they always will. Jesus.

It's like I didn't really mind it when Justin Timberlake exposed Janet Jackson's breast at the Super Bowl back in 2004, but calling it a "wardrobe malfunction" just insults the audience's intelligence.
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We didn't need a justification why 1/4 of the characters look like they came from a BDSM club (this was a deliberate choice fyi) and we don't really need one now. Funny thing is, Quiet's outfit is a gender inverted version of Vamp's. Not that they would knoe that because they don't play games.
 
John Titor said:
We didn't need a justification why 1/4 of the characters look like they came from a BDSM club (this was a deliberate choice fyi) and we don't really need one now. Funny thing is, Quiet's outfit is a gender inverted version of Vamp's. Not that they would knoe that because they don't play games.
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They'd make excuses for Vamp or make lame jokes about empowerment.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Wincenworks, you're pouting/drooling over scantly-clad men again.

EDIT: I have to wonder what Mrs. Wincenworks thinks of her hubby's obsession with how fictional women and men are dressed.
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I believe the first one is Kingdom Death which has a line of optional pinup themed miniatures which aren't necessary for the game. I think the key difference is 40k is more "mainstream" as in you could easily buy a set in stores while KD is more niche and not available in retail. Main point is, they are different franchises and what works for KD won't work for 40k and vice versa.
 
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