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SoleniyKraut said:
A bit of athletic woes;

Mine isn't monstrously large, but when I was doing Triathlon - all the trisuits jammed my nether region; At one point to such an extent, that after a race - my left testicle was left blue, and the right one took the lion's share of flowing blood for itself. Perhaps it is a balls issue.



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When I turned 16 I quit professional sports to keep myself in shape independently - and swore off wearing nylon or anything less breathable than cotton outside of special workout conditions. For obvious reasons.
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I have the same issue. I'm over average but I can't wear boxer briefs or aything with "support." Makes my balls ache for days afterwards. I can't even work out in them, the pain is too much. I just wear normal boxers and let Jr shine. I often freeball it because it's way more comfy.

Once I sat on my nuts in an airplane and damaged one and it hurt for years afterwards. Fucking years.

I also don't get the whole "sucking on nuts" thing. So fucking painful and women seem to think it's amazing for a guy. Maybe it is for some....not for me.
 
SoleniyKraut said:
A bit of athletic woes;

Mine isn't monstrously large, but when I was doing Triathlon - all the trisuits jammed my nether region; At one point to such an extent, that after a race - my left testicle was left blue, and the right one took the lion's share of flowing blood for itself. Perhaps it is a balls issue.



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I get self conscious in the gym when I do BB shrugs because if I want to maintain good form I basically end up resting my blue ribbon hog on the bar and jostling it up and down like a jello dessert on a platter.

Any tips on how to deal with the pelvic tilt/lordosis from hauling the weight around all day?
 
Just another of the plethora of burdens i carry through life. if people's jaws aren't on the floor after catching an eyeful of the anotomical absurdity between my legs, then theyre either trying to comprehend my brutal good looks or keep up with my dizzyingly high iq. life sucks
 
Hate how massive the ol' scab is (I call my dick the scab, because if I spend too long pulling on it, I end up with blood caked underneath my fingernails). The other day, I turned around too quickly without realizing my neighbor had their fan on, so now it hurts.

It's not all gloom however: When I'm standing in a pool of water and wanna know how deep it is, I just pull down my trousers. If just the tip is fully submerged, I know it's shallow, if my nuts are wet, I know it's deep enough to drown a child, and if the base is wet, I know a natural disaster has just occurred.
 
Hey guys I'm a lolcow featured on this site, I like to watch South Park. I also have this problem.
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ZapThePickle said:
Also the user that said they wants to put his TikTok audio marks and such on it please do I fucking piss myself I think that's the funniest thing I've probably read on this site recently
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Everyone here must do a penis dox to prove how large it is, otherwise I’m going to think you’re lying
 
SoleniyKraut said:
A bit of athletic woes;

Mine isn't monstrously large, but when I was doing Triathlon - all the trisuits jammed my nether region; At one point to such an extent, that after a race - my left testicle was left blue, and the right one took the lion's share of flowing blood for itself. Perhaps it is a balls issue.

When I turned 16 I quit professional sports to keep myself in shape independently - and swore off wearing nylon or anything less breathable than cotton outside of special workout conditions. For obvious reasons.
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Can confirm, cycling shorts are the same way, literally flattens everything like a pancake. I can't even imagine how the monster-schlong guys put up with the suffering. I mostly stick to running these days, at least with running shorts it's just a basic liner inside, comfy & breathable.
 
I'm not gigantic, but I definitely have at least an inch on the national average and I was full-grown by the time I was 14 or so. When you're that age, you get involuntarily hard, so everyone could tell and it was humiliating. I was already unpopular due to being a weird autist and that didn't help.
SoleniyKraut said:
Mine isn't monstrously large, but when I was doing Triathlon - all the trisuits jammed my nether region; At one point to such an extent, that after a race - my left testicle was left blue, and the right one took the lion's share of flowing blood for itself. Perhaps it is a balls issue.
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I used to do rowing and the outfits weren't tight enough to crush my balls, but they were tight enough to show an outline and I was the only one on the team who had that problem. I didn't fit in with the others and I don't think that helped.

Some athletic tights genuinely do flatten my balls and I only learn that the hard way, in the middle of exercising.

The one silver lining to these problems is that I've never had a "it won't fit" issue. Women may be a bit intimidated if they're inexperienced, but unless you're OG Mudbone, none of them should have any problems taking it.
 
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