Big Penis Support Thread - We are not alone

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The Feline Solution 2 said:
It was just pure wtf, you would see these guys standing and talking in a circle at breaktime, then one of them just giving another dude a tug on his penis, saying something in turkish and then continue their convo like it was nothing.
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Turks are gay as fuck. This has been well known going back to antiquity. I saw Mexicans doing all kinds of gay shit as a prank but Turks must be worse.

Like one big Mexican football player pushed a smaller Mexican football player against the wall and started dry humping him before gym class. Nigga was practicing prison rape.

I can only imagine what a Turk would do.
 
Mankirk said:
If I'm not sitting really far back on the toilet seat (not practical while shitting), my penis is obstructed by the toilet seat, and it sometimes brushes against the front of the bowl, giving me the heebie jeebies. The one good thing is that the most gross public bathrooms have a U shaped seat so I get a little relief there. Can anyone relate?
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I just sling it over my shoulder and problem solved
 
BrunoMattei said:
If you're getting a lot of teeth the head-giver is not very good at what they're doing. Unless you're obscenely girthy, in which example you have the increased possibility of severely hurting someone during penetration, and even then the head-giver can be creative about it. Such as licking the sides AKA the corncob method.

Changing room shit is either at a gym or military showers or something to that effect. No one is going to give you attention unless they're flaming gay.

Most of the posts here are made by frauds because no one mentioned taking a shit and taking extra precaution to lift it out so your dick isn't in the water. Jeeze.
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This post was made by a disgusting permavirgin neet that pissed in bottles and loved in absolute filth
 
Neodanthril said:
This post was made by a disgusting permavirgin neet that pissed in bottles and loved in absolute filth
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I heard he was a factory owner.
The Hardest R said:
Has anyone got their dick sore fucking a bitch because they keep hitting up against her IUD?
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I never had a girl with one of those installed. It sounds absolutely crazy to me to get one of these put in, some piece of metal that hooks right into your fucking cervix/uterus? Jesus Christ.
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
More like massive gay energy. Browns are generally the biggest closet homos, when i was in highschool the thing for turks was randomly grabbing each others penises as a "joke".
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it's their culture
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A bit of athletic woes;

Mine isn't monstrously large, but when I was doing Triathlon - all the trisuits jammed my nether region; At one point to such an extent, that after a race - my left testicle was left blue, and the right one took the lion's share of flowing blood for itself. Perhaps it is a balls issue.



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When I turned 16 I quit professional sports to keep myself in shape independently - and swore off wearing nylon or anything less breathable than cotton outside of special workout conditions. For obvious reasons.
 
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