Big Penis Support Thread - We are not alone

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

Most condoms will fit but the Xl ones have more give and are more comfortable. Lambskin condoms really suck because there's no give whatsoever. Not to mention that they don't fit at all and XL/Magnum Lambskin condoms don't seem to exist.

Not if you are thick.

According to this chart, XL condoms are 56-58 mm in width. The widest condom on the list is the XXL Durex 64 mm. MySize has a size 69 and 72 mm condom.

If you're getting a lot of teeth the head-giver is not very good at what they're doing. Unless you're obscenely girthy, in which example you have the increased possibility of severely hurting someone during penetration, and even then the head-giver can be creative about it. Such as licking the sides AKA the corncob method.

Never claimed that I wasn't girthy. I think that most people imagine that a "blowjob" involves more than kissing or licking the penis.

Changing room shit is either at a gym or military showers or something to that effect. No one is going to give you attention unless they're flaming gay.

Lucky you.

 

[BrunoMattei]

You must go to gay gyms are something, breh.

 

[AgendaPoster]

A succinct analysis of issues related to this thread:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3dFHa31qxQ8

That chick will end up on Blacked

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Since I'm tall and skinny as fuck it's already hard to find decent-fitting pants that I can wear in public without outlining the ENTIRETY of my dick, I don't mind because as long as it fits comfortably, but I genuinely get self-conscious and feel bad for people who aren't trying to see all that and have about as much choice as me in the matter. Needless to say sweatpants and shorts in public are completely out of the question, and it's not like I'm gonna tuck it downwards like some faggot.

Same, hate it. A long jacket/vest has been my solution since forever but the whole tall/skinny bit invariably means it's gotta be like size large and taken in because I'm essentially Jack Skellington. If you really need shorts in public because it's boiling hot out or whatever reason go raid the Old Navy clearance rack and look at their swimming trunks, a lot of them have the slightly-bigger-than-underwear mesh webbing inside that isn't constrictive as shit and looks fairly like fairly normal clothing as long as the ties are hidden.

E: since there are a other tall people here (and since this particular bit of info seems to spread solely through forum posts) I feel compelled to mention myotatic crunches. If you have shitty lower back problems/backpain there is no possible way for me to convey in words how much you should try doing this stupid exercise, it's better relief than most painkillers, just make sure the contact point with your cushion/bosu ball is your actual lower back.

Most of the posts here are made by frauds because no one me ntioned taking a shit and taking extra precaution to lift it out so your dick isn't in the water. Jeeze.

Join the master race. Learn to shit while squatting.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Sucks when your penis is too big to comfortably fit in your woman.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Sucks when your penis is too big to comfortably fit in your woman.

Well, you just have to be with someone above 165-170cm. If you are into smol beans UwU, tough luck. You just physically can't go full in.

 

[Spud]

Male attention in the changing room is also not appreciated.

No one is going to give you attention unless they're flaming gay.

You mean to tell me you don't have cock fights in the changing rooms? How else do you assert that you're the ♂Lord♂of the ♂Locker♂room♂?

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

Sucks when your penis is too big to comfortably fit in your woman.

If your problem is length, you can try Ohnut to limit how deep you go.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Well, you just have to be with someone above 165-170cm. If you are into smol beans UwU, tough luck. You just physically can't go full in.

But I like five foot tall ethnic women.

 

[Never Scored]

If you don't know the pain of having to pay like $20 for a six-pack of female condoms because you don't want your fucking dick to turn purple, you shouldn't be posting in this thread.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

But I like five foot tall ethnic women.

Tough luck. Maybe if you have a chode. But if you have a long dong... Well, no 5 feet tall ethnic women for you. Unless she likes her womb getting stretched

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Not if you are thick.

According to this chart, XL condoms are 56-58 mm in width. The widest condom on the list is the XXL Durex 64 mm. MySize has a size 69 and 72 mm condom.

>tfw packing 76.2mm width and 152.4mm girth.
Not a mega chode by any stretch, but it was enough to stretch out an ex to the point her gynecologist went "good for you" during a pap smear.

EDIT: I didn't fail geometry, but I did fail at proofreading.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Tough luck. Maybe if you have a chode. But if you have a long dong... Well, no 5 feet tall ethnic women for you. Unless she likes her womb getting stretched

If you have a long dick you'll just stab her in the ovaries. Girls feel girth.

 

[draggs]

We had to order special pants for him on the internet

The struggle is real

 

[Mankirk]

Sorry ladies, I'm not trying to make you feel like you're getting repeatedly punched in the cervix. Unless...

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

>tfw packing 76.2mm width and 152.4mm diameter.
Not a mega chode by any stretch, but it was enough to stretch out an ex to the point her gynecologist went "good for you" during a pap smear.

Based. I think you mean girth, tho.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

If you have a long dick you'll just stab her in the ovaries. Girls feel girth.

This is negated by dating tall girls.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Based. I think you mean girth, tho.

I meant to type girth, gonna correct that now.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I'm very happy we're getting more support threads for debilitating issues. For example. If your dick is way too big in proportion to your body, you constantly have to carry your dick like ball and chain.