Big Gay Ralph - Ethan Ralph is a homosexual

[2ndBest]

I think corn has a new meaning... Its not going down but upwards direction in ralph's body

“Well you know what mah daddy always said! Country boys make do!”

 

[There Is Light At The End]

not sure if it's posted earlier

 

[Secret Messages]

please please please please be real if this is a gayop I will be so heartbroken

 

[Telemeter]

please please please please be real if this is a gayop I will be so heartbroken

The mail is very real, it's even been confirmed by Ralph as well on the @killstreamlive twitter account, because he's a dumb ass.

 

[TheBeanz]

My other half had this to add while discussing Ralph's gay revelations:

'If he tries this hard to be straight, he must be a bottom'

Happy Valentine's Kiwis, the corn harvest is coming in!

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

do you have any idea how gross and unscrupulous faggots are in real life? they're not all queer eye for the straight guy. they are sexual savages that fuck anything with a pulse.

Can confirm; I meet a lot of gay men that are really like faggotry is their life that are fucking animals, sometimes literally. There are reasons why STDs are so common in the alphabet community these days.

I miss the days when being a fag was illegal, it was more fun back then and the police beatings were nice at gatekeeping the community.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Is Ralph a Top or Bottom ?

 

[Dan of Steel]

 

[Preacher ✝]

Uh oh. Meigh should get herself tested for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Is Ralph a Top or Bottom ?

He's a bottom, the sheer mass of the gunt would crush anyone he tried to top.

 

[Telemeter]

Is Ralph a Top or Bottom ?

From his revenge porn tape, he's obviously a bottom.

 

[Raiken]

HE IS FAT



AND GAY

 

[Photonic]

I find the idea funny but I can't imagine him being able to hide it for this long... that displays a cunning I've never seen.

 

[Blitzsneed]

I'm skeptical of this one. Just because I can't picture even the randiest sluttiest gay man on earth going anywhere near Ralph? I mean they may be faggots, but they have standards. And Ralph is well below most standards.

Gays got sucked off by/fucked even literal Drachenlord. Take a look in his thread, if you dare.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Is Ralph a Top or Bottom ?

Bottom, his small penis would leave anyone he tried to top very unsatisfied and he lacks the stamina, consideration and manners to give a reach around. Best he can hope for is to be a soft blubberball for someone else to fuck while he moans like a bitch for their enjoyment.

 

[Pomniman]

We all already knew but it's still hilarious.

Dear lord how is this not featured? This is like 9/11 for the sektur.

[Image of a plane crashing into two giant corn cobs]

A corncob crashing between two spread asscheeks*

 

[412-L]

Remember that time when Ralph said, "I'll do fine in jail, I have a big mouth"? Now we know exactly what he meant.

 

[Braphamut]

Is Ralph a Top or Bottom ?

- Flamboyant and histrionic
- Spends hours on end trying to get the attention of older men, more when drunk
- Constantly tries to bring women around those men down to his level
- Routinely pretends to be women
- stole a dildo and Disney Princess dresses
- loves shopping
- is on Cozy.tv
- got that Milo/Baked blonde highlight thing for a while

the most bottomest bottom that ever bottomed.

 

[madonna whore cortado]

I don't believe it on the basis that infidelity has never been a dealbreaker in a relationship between 2 men

 

[Random Internet Person]

Ain’t this some news.