Big Gay Ralph - Ethan Ralph is a homosexual

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If Ralph's 'I was only pretending to be gay as a Work' excuse doesn't work, then I have something better:


May as well be the AF motto.
 
He never specified his relation to the man. He just called him a man or gentleman. Could this be the spurned gay lover?
 
I'm skeptical of this one. Just because I can't picture even the randiest sluttiest gay man on earth going anywhere near Ralph? I mean they may be faggots, but they have standards. And Ralph is well below most standards.
Have you ever seen a real gay man? Like more than half of them are horny chunky masculine types. Real life ain't a Yaoi manga, most are just dudes, and all the grossness that ill kempt dudes can demonstrate. If you can't picture it, I don't think you have a proper mental image of "the randiest sluttiest gay men".
Keep in mind that Ralph used to look like this:

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He looks like he falls in the "cub" category of gayness type chart.
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Since Ralph loves nigger music so much, maybe he's a fan of Faggot Bruce? "Turd Tickler" fits because he loves to go truffle hunting for shit.
 
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Any man who tries to present himself as hypermasculine might actually be gay (cf. Andrew Tate's "alpha male" retardation). I hope everyone enjoys this shit AI art of the Space Shuttle Corncob disaster.
 
I'm skeptical of this one. Just because I can't picture even the randiest sluttiest gay man on earth going anywhere near Ralph? I mean they may be faggots, but they have standards. And Ralph is well below most standards.
do you have any idea how gross and unscrupulous faggots are in real life? they're not all queer eye for the straight guy. they are sexual savages that fuck anything with a pulse.
 
Ethan's claimed heterosexuality was all "a work" as well.

Huge W for the Ralphafaggot
 
Have you ever seen a real gay man? Like more than half of them are horny chunky masculine types. Real life ain't a Yaoi manga, most are just dudes, and all the grossness that ill kempt dudes can demonstrate. If you can't picture it, I don't think you have a proper mental image of "the randiest sluttiest gay men".

He looks like he falls in the "cub" category of gayness type chart.
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He's definitely a chub, not a cub.
 
The year has barely begun and all of his harvest has already manifested itself :story:
 
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