😵‍💫 Obsessed Biden Derangement Syndrome - Blue man bad, KF, /pol/, Twitter and Reddit sperged over the 46th president

[Random Internet Person]

CUP O’ JOE, MORE LIKE A HOT MESS…​

Cartoon published 05/02/2024

Starbucks’ stock took a big plunge the other day after they missed guidance. Apparently people aren’t buying as many lattés as they used to—because of Bidenomics. What? You can’t afford that $7.00 latte?

If Joe were a cup of coffee, he’d be very pricey and more bitter than the Starbucks brand. Nobody would drink him. Everything he had done has been a disaster. His handlers are forced to brew up lies. They pour out all kinds of whoppers and gaslight us. They tell us the borders are closed, the economy is strong, millions of illegals are our strength, and the green energy policy has been a success. Americans are spitting out those bitter lies. They can see the cracks in Joe’s presidency.

If Biden really does debate Trump, he will have to down a lot of ‘caffeine’ (wink wink) to counteract his deep somnambulant senescence. Like Starbucks, Joe’s stock has been falling—he has been as popular as a coffee stain on an expensive white shirt. Biden and his crew will have one final strategy and I will spill the beans: They will again steal the election.


Here is what they are brewing up:

• Millions of non-citizens will be marking ballots—or Democrat mules will do the voting for them. Dead people will vote.



• There will be more votes than citizens. Ballots will be delivered past midnight and they will deliver as many Biden ballots as it takes. Trucks will deliver ballots on pallets—all for Joe. It will happen in the wee hours when only the well-caffeinated will still be awake.



• Cameras will be turned off in Democrat precincts. Nobody will be allowed to see them cheat. Republicans assigned to monitor such things will be forced to stand well away from the counting.



• Voting machines will change votes from Trump to Biden. The Chinese can easily hack the machines. The Chicoms can’t tolerate Trump regaining the presidency. Joe is their stooge.


• Look for the vote counting to stop in some of the key states for no reason at all. They will remain delayed until Joe wins.



• In the Democrat precincts, they will scan votes for Joe over and over again. They will also accept ballots from people voting multiple times. People who didn’t even know they voted will vote. Look for Trump votes to be shredded.



Cheating is only thing the Bolshevik Democrats can do to win—they did it before and they’ll do it again. It will be like spilling hot coffee in the laps of the American people and if anyone complains you can be sure they’ll be well-roasted by Joe’s ‘authorities.’


We need to make sure there is such an overwhelming landslide of votes for Trump that this worst case scenario does not happen.

— Ben Garrison

 

[Random Internet Person]

BIDEN, THE LIAR IN CHIEF​

Cartoon published 05/06/2024

Those handling Biden’s reelection bid announced they would shorten his campaign speeches. They’ve all but acknowledged Joe’s cognitive decline. Biden can barely walk and he can barely talk — but he sure knows how to lie.

Biden is an experienced, accomplished liar and he has no shame about it—and even though many of the tales he tells have been proven to be completely untrue, he repeats those same stories anyway.

“Not a joke!”

His lies are too numerous to list, but here is a sampler:

He claimed he got into politics because he was inspired by the Civil Rights Movement. Yet when he became senator he stood against issues such as bussing, saying he didn’t want his kids in a ‘racial jungle.’ He was friends with Senator Robert Byrd, a former KKK member. Joe was hardly a supporter of civil rights, but later on he claimed he walked and even said he graduated from a historically black college. Nope. Nor did he march with civil rights leaders or go to jail alongside Nelson Mandela. He did not get arrested for standing on a porch of a black family. Trump is not the racist—Biden is.


With phony self-righteous outrage, Biden has repeated many times the lie that Trump called deceased US troops “losers and suckers.” It’s another blatant lie, but Biden says it over and over again regardless. Nor did Trump promise a bloodbath upon his return to the White House. Biden conjured up another lie that Trump is a ’threat to democracy’ because he wanted to become a dictator. Ironically, Joe is the one using the justice system to go after political opponents and locking up their followers. The US now has political prisoners locked up thanks to Democrats such as Joe.

“I’m not kidding!”

He did not drive an 18-wheeler, he was not a high school football star, he was not recruited to play football at the U.S. Naval Academy, he did not receive salacious offers from women, he did not commute daily by train over the Francis Scott Key Bridge, he did not travel over a million miles on Amtrak, his uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, and he did not cut the debt, deficit, or federal budget. His son Beau was not killed in Iraq, his house fire was confined to the kitchen and put out, he did not see two men kissing when he was a child, he was not raised in synagogues, black churches, or by the Puerto Rican community. He did not graduate at the top of his class with multiple scholarships but it’s obvious Biden is not a schola—and in fact he has long been considered to be the stupidest man in the Senate—yet he considers the American public to be dummies and swallow any tall tale he dishes out.

Lunch bucket Joe has always claimed he’s a champion of the middle class and centrist Democrat, but now he’s espousing far-left progressive policies. He’s a political chameleon who changes views to gain power. That’s all he’s about — gaining power and money. He uses lies as a tool to gain support.

Period!

Look for Joe’s lies to become more fantastic as his dementia worsens.

— Ben Garrison

 

[Random Internet Person]

BINGO!​

Cartoon published 05/16/2024

The Biden campaign is desperate. Their candidate is woefully behind in the polls so they are allowing Joe to debate in the hopes that somehow he will prevail over Trump. To make that happen they’ve made sure there is no audience, and the forum is CNN, a Democrat stronghold, with Jake Tapper as the moderator.

I’ve had my run-ins with Jake before. He’s a far-left kook and a liar who possesses a mediocre talent for cartooning and a mediocre but very vindictive mind. He will do his best to make Trump look bad and prop up Biden.

Joe wants the first debate to occur ahead of the Democrat Convention—perhaps to keep his party from replacing him. How his party must wish Gavin Newsom could be debating Trump instead. Newsom lies just as much as Biden, but he’s much smoother with his delivery. Biden is, as Trump has said, a moron—and he has been that way well before he grew old and infirm.

Biden claims he won the previous debates with Trump—another obvious lie from Sleepy Joe, and a risible one at that.

The only way Biden can do well is if they rolled a body double with a communication device stuck in his ear, thus allowing the handlers to feed him accurate facts and figures.

Regardless, expect Trump to crush the confused octogenarian. Bingo!

— Ben Garrison

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I see we have another containment thread for the outdated boomer liberals who refuse to leave this website even though the fellow liberals would see Kiwi farm shut down it's like the angry lesbian who won't leave Kiwi farms because she has nothing else going in her life

 

[R.U.N.]

>There been only one (1) person who has been posting actual new content on this thread for more than half a year.
It seems the people here made up their mind, even if you support him or not. I salute your effort @Random Internet Person. There will probably be more content soon since the election is coming up.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I see we have another containment thread for the outdated boomer liberals who refuse to leave this website even though the fellow liberals would see Kiwi farm shut down it's like the angry lesbian who won't leave Kiwi farms because she has nothing else going in her life

No, It's just a thread poking fun at dumb Trump supporters who take Biden way too seriously. It's just unnatural to have extreme wrath on someone.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

This loyalist/hardline unionist who hates anything Irish takes the term "living rent free in your head" to another level.


I love how Loyalists think Biden and the US is going to give the slightest fuck about their opinions while the rest of the UK regard Northern Ireland with absolute indifference and irrelevance.. Whether the loyalists and hard line unionists like it or not, the UK is going to do trade deals and have relations with Biden as the president of USA. Why do they care so much about another leader in a foreign country that will have absolutely no impact on them whatsoever?

 

[Random Internet Person]

D-DAY JUNE 6TH 1944—NEVER FORGET​

Cartoon published 06/06/2024

Today marks the 80th anniversary of D-Day, also known as the Normandy Landings.

There are a few thousand D-Day WWII vets still alive in the United States. There are even fewer veterans still alive in Great Britain, maybe less than a hundred.

D-Day was one of the most ambitious and dramatic undertakings of the war. Many soldiers knew they stood a good chance of dying. Many did. Just watch “Saving Private Ryan” for a realistic taste of the D-Day landing.

Our heroic American soldiers were fighting to liberate Europe from tyranny. They believed in defending freedom and were willing to sacrifice their lives for it both here and abroad. Sadly, Europe now seems intent on handing western civilization over to the woke globalists who seem intent on destroying our civilization. Tyrants are in power around the world. Hitler is probably laughing at us from Hell.

America is struggling with its own tyrant—the globalist puppet, Joe Biden. Joe doesn’t care about America or the sacrifice of our veterans over many wars. Biden infamously looked at his watch as the bodies of our servicemen and women were being offloaded from his disastrous Afghanistan evacuation. Biden didn’t care about our war dead then and he doesn’t now. He cares only about his own power. Well, maybe now he cares mostly about ice cream and getting his Depends changed.

Joe’s five-day trip to France and his speech on D-Day will be another carefully orchestrated PR event designed to convince Americans to vote for Biden. When Biden arrived in France, his handlers immediately called a lid on the day and shuttled old Joe off to a hotel. How will Joe hold up for 5 days? This could prove interesting.

Biden is supposed to meet with with Macron, the French president and then with the grifter from Ukraine, Zelensky. We are sure Zelensky with be there with his hand out crying for more billions of dollars. He and his ilk probably need more waterfront mansions and luxury cars.



The 80th D-Day anniversary ceremony on Friday at the famed Pointe du Hoc cliffs, will feature sleepy Joe and center around the dangers of isolationism and the need to stand up to dictators, which is funny because that is exactly what Biden is becoming, a dictator of a banana republic.

Look for Biden to call President Trump ‘literally Hitler’ in his speeches.

Today we choose to remember our brave soldiers who fell on those bloody beaches. They will have not died in vain as Biden and tyrants like him will be once again be defeated by Americans—this time not on beaches, but rather by means of ballot boxes.

—The GrrrTeam

 

[Duke Nukem]

No, It's just a thread poking fun at dumb Trump supporters who take Biden way too seriously. It's just unnatural to have extreme wrath on someone.

Unfortunately, political junkies of any stripe do it to some degree or another.

Personally I'll withhold my own opinions on him from this thread, but I find the "I was eaten by cannibals-twice!" statement from Ben Garrison's comic above to be hilarious.

 

[Lunarfag]

voting for biden not because i believe in his policies, but because i believe his stuttering is genuinely hilarious. i want to see more state of the unions by this man

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Why is TDS in mass debates but this is in community watch?

 

[mofu mofo]

Why is TDS in mass debates but this is in community watch?

The Trump Enslavement Syndrome thread is in there as well but I don't know which one was moved first. TES is endlessly brigaded by Trump fanbois (this has calmed down recently) resulting in constant slapfights so it was 'fixed' by moving it to MD, since the brigading degenerated it into an MD thread. To bring balance to The Farce, TDS was put in there as well... or TDS went first and TES followed, I dunno.

That didn't happen with BDS cos Biden doesn't have Farmer fans who'd make kpop stans look reserved.

 

[Random Internet Person]

THE JOEPRANOS​

Cartoon published 06/12/2024

Born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.

When you woke up this morning,
You got yourself a gun. You got yourself a gun.You got yourself a gun.

‘The Sopranos’ first aired on HBO in 1999 and ran until 2007. It is widely considered to be one of the best TV series of all time.

By contrast, the Joe Biden crime family drama is the worst “reality TV show” of all time. The script written for Joe’s administration affects us all greatly and we can’t simply turn it off.

The mumbling, bumbling, lying, sniffing, and confused Joe Biden is an arch criminal who needs to be put away—similar to what happened to Uncle June. For those who have not watched ‘The Sopranos,’ Uncle Junior slowly succumbed to dementia and wasted away his last years in an institution for the criminally insane.

We know Jill Biden is simply there to enjoy her status, fame, and riches. The first lady represents Carmela Soprano, a woman who married into the mob in order to climb the ladder. “Doctor” Jill married into the Biden crime family to do the same.

The entire Deep State represents Tony Soprano, the boss. We all know Joe Biden is just a figurehead.


Hunter Biden, a drug-addled hedonistic sociopath, plays Christopher Moltisanti. Both Hunter and the fictional character Chris care mostly about drugs—which happened to be both their downfalls. Joe Biden said he would not pardon his son, but that’s an obvious lie.

Chris Christie, who has the girth of a parade float, relentlessly attacks Trump—probably out of jealousy. When it comes to before and after, Christie is before—WAY before. He best represents Vito, a corpulent thug who couldn’t lay off the cannoli.

Hillary Clinton is a bitter old witch who won’t go away. Deprived of power, she now tries to control things from behind the scenes by using psychological warfare to get her way. This is what Tony Soprano’s mother did as well.

Gavin Newsom, whom we liked to call ‘hairdo,’ perfectly represents Paulie “Walnuts” Gualtieri, Tony Soprano’s right-hand man. Loyal to the family, he ruthlessly does what he is told. If Biden is taken out, Gavin will be a stand up guy and replace him.

Last and least is ‘Morning Joe,’ who represents the biased and leftist legacy media. Joe’s baby face and narcissism makes him best suited to play Tony and Carmela’s son, Anthony Jr.

— The GrrrTeam

 

[Random Internet Person]

THE DEMS’ TITANIC DISASTER​

Cartoon published 06/29/2024

Joe Biden promised he would serve only one term, but here he is trying to serve a second one. This has caused a great disturbance in the Democrat dark force. After Joe’s disastrous debate performance, many top leaders in the party are calling for him to step down. That might prove to be a difficult task because Joe is a power-hungry, sociopathic narcissist. Or it could simply be due to Jill Biden. She likes being First Lady and she might even be pulling some of Joe’s policy strings. (She might pulling up his diaper as well, who knows?)

The Democrats know Joe’s chances are sinking fast and the time to replace him is fading fast. Many states will not accept changes to their ballots unless Joe is dead. Uh oh—is that HIllary we see waiting in the wings?


Joe is thick-headed, unaware, and insulated. He may not even realize that he’s becoming increasingly unpopular. All he has to do is get on stage and flash a toothy smile while using the same old rote talking points and lies. His self image is based in delusion—he considers himself to be an expert golfer with a low handicap. He likes to repeat how he was a star receiver who had an appointment to Annapolis. He has told so many lies about his past that they have become reality to him.

He has dementia, which prevents him from being firmly grounded in reality. He might be oblivious to the fact that people—even people in his own party—do not want him to serve a second term when his current one is already a disaster. We are already close to nuclear war with Russia. Does anyone want Joe close to the nuclear launch button?

Barack Obama needs to be firm and tell Joe that he needs to step down. If that doesn’t work. Joe will listen to Jill. The Democrats need to put pressure on her. She is the one that can make Joe step down but her love of power and status will hinder this route.

We all make fun of Joe freezing on camera as he exhibits a blank and unblinking stare, but it’s not funny anymore. Joe is sinking and he can’t swim. He doesn’t need to drag the entire country down with him.

— Ben Garrison

 

[Random Internet Person]

TELEPROMPTER JOE​

Cartoon published 07/10/2024

As I was watching Joe Biden’s NATO speech, I noticed a pattern. His head moved back and forth as regularly as a metronome.

Joe no doubt learned this long ago as a means to engage an entire audience. He probably never cared about the audience—not really. He only cares about the appearance of caring about an audience. Joe’s lies are like polished darkness. After spending over 50 years in politics, Joe lies as a matter of course. He lies even when the truth would suit him better.

Biden’s head movements now serve an ancillary and more important purpose. He’s reading teleprompters. Without them he quickly devolves into a stuttering mass of confusion. He lacked a teleprompter during his recent debate with Trump and the result was disastrous. Some claim he bounced back during his Philadelphia speech, but bear in mind his speech writer and teleprompters were restored.



Joe cannot think on his feet. He can no longer process thoughts into coherent sentences, and it’s not going to get better with time. His dementia will grow far worse—especially when it’s combined with his criminal propensity and sadistic meanness.

His NATO speech was disturbing if predictable. Joe claims the polls mean nothing, but his poll denial is another lie. He knows he is losing and therefore he’s eager to drag our country into a war against Russia. He blathered on about how if anyone touches any NATO country, we’ll instantly respond with war.

Joe and his operatives have not learned anything from history. World War I was caused by such alliances and treaties. Germany was a great nation brought to its knees for no particular reason. By means of the Versailles Treaty, the victors unwisely saddled a defeated Germany with a humiliating and outrageous war debt. Those victors kicked a German Shepherd puppy and it grew into a vicious dog. The result was Nazi Germany.

WWI began with an assassination in Serbia. A chain of alliances dragged the world into war. Now we have a chain of countries under the banner of NATO. It was created to keep the Soviet Union at bay, but that country collapsed. NATO should have collapsed afterward, but the globalists needed NATO to pursue their world conquest. Taking down Russia is key for them. Their politicians and propaganda media constantly compare Putin with Hitler, which is absurd. Russia suffered over 24 million military and civilian deaths fighting Hitler. America suffered just over 400,000 deaths. If anything, those who have pushed NATO’s expansion—right up to Russia’s doorstep in Ukraine—are the new Nazis. That would make Biden the new Hitler.

Biden wants four more years. With Joe remaining at the helm, we might not survive four more months.

— Ben Garrison

 

[Random Internet Person]

“I’M SICK..” YEAH JOE, WE KNEW THAT WHEN WE SAW ASHLEY’S DIARY​

Cartoon published 07/18/2024

Biden may be on the verge of dropping out. He suddenly ended his campaigning and returned to his home in Delaware. He claimed he had been diagnosed with Covid. The prognosis is him dropping out the race.


Republicans at their convention were displaying unity, clarity, and hope for America’s future. Meanwhile, Biden went to a supermarket and promptly sniffed the first young child he could find.

Biden is tired and Americans are tired of him. His family are unsavory grifters and his son is a convicted felon and drug user. Contrast that to how healthy the Trump family is, both mentally and physically.

More and more Democrats want Joe to throw in the towel. It could be that Joe is now considering dropping out. He is simply not up to the job—he is failing mentally, physically, and spiritually.


The Republicans are unified, determined, and confident. The Democrats are a sick party and they’re looking for a cure. Kamala will only aggravate the symptoms.

— Ben Garrison

 

[Perfect Paz]

The Trump Enslavement Syndrome thread is in there as well but I don't know which one was moved first. TES is endlessly brigaded by Trump fanbois (this has calmed down recently) resulting in constant slapfights so it was 'fixed' by moving it to MD, since the brigading degenerated it into an MD thread. To bring balance to The Farce, TDS was put in there as well... or TDS went first and TES followed, I dunno.

That didn't happen with BDS cos Biden doesn't have Farmer fans who'd make kpop stans look reserved.

Nah it just has literally like one user conflating all anti-Biden satire with Biden Derangement Syndrome. It's kind of hard to come up with deranged things to say about Biden, since most of the bad things like him being a child molester or him trying to rig the 2024 election are objectively true.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Ben Garrison already has a thread.

 

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58 thousand ammurricans watched retarded yenta Roseanne Barr's video about killing Biden's clone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJCy6gAfkDY