😵‍💫 Obsessed Biden Derangement Syndrome - Blue man bad, KF, /pol/, Twitter and Reddit sperged over the 46th president

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FarmVille said:
The same people peddling the Biden dementia conspiracies would also claim Obama believes there are 57 states every time Trump said something stupid. It‘s all about deflection.
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Nah, they're saying Obama murdered his personal chef and he was "The Second Paddleboarder". It's all over Twitter.


FarmVille said:
It’s obvious Biden does not have dementia, he‘s just really, really old. Far too old to be President, same as Trump.
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If it isn't dementia, then they'll claim Biden has Alzheimer's. And that TPTB aren't letting the diagnosis be made public.
 
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JOE BIDEN’S WEATHER FORECAST, “IT’S RAINING YEN”​

Cartoon published 08/01/2023

Devon Archer, Hunter Biden’s former business partner, testified before the House Oversight Committee on Monday. He said Joe Biden was put on the speakerphone 20 times during Hunter’s business dinners and conferences with foreign nationals. Hunter’s clients were anxious to gain influence over his father. One of the calls occurred during a meeting with a Chinese private equity firm.


Dan Goldman, a New York representative and Democrat, had the audacity to say the calls were probably benign. He claimed Joe was no doubt discussing family matters or the weather. (During Hunter’s business meetings?) At worst, Goldman suggested Hunter was merely using his dad as a lure to create the illusion that his clients could have access to his dad—for a price.


Hunter was and is an incompetent drug fiend—and yet he was closing deals from which he made millions of dollars that were then laundered through a dozen or so shell companies owned by the Bidens. There’s no way an incompetent such as Hunter would have been appointed to the board of the Ukrainian energy company Burisma if he was not connected to a powerful brand name—his father.

If Joe Biden had any ethics at all, he would have refused to engage with people during Hunter’s conference calls. Maybe he felt he was helping his beloved son, who he claims is the smartest man he knows. More likely Joe was fully engaged in the pay-for-play schemes and even arranged for his son to meet powerful entities in various countries. Money trails have already been confirmed and most in Joe’s family have benefitted. Joe also bragged about extorting Ukraine outright in order to get a prosecutor who was investigating Hunter and Burisma to back off. Joe threatened to withhold a billion dollars in US aid until the prosecutor was fired. Biden shamelessly and gleefully bragged that his extortion was a success.

The Biden family are lying grifters and corrupt to the core, but the Democrats still ignore or cover up their crimes. When the heat that was on Joe Biden became too intense they even trotted out testimony about UFOs and alien bodies. Look for such distractions to increase as the walls close in on the Bidens.

— Ben Garrison
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‘DARK BRANDON’ TAKES A VACATION​

Cartoon published 08/11/2023

Apparently Biden is seeking another $24 billion for Ukraine from Congress.

Joe wants to transfer still yet another another giant tranche of cash to Ukraine in order to keep the meat grinder of war twirling. The endless billions in taxpayer money gets wasted on death, destruction, and corruption while Americans deal with one of its big side effects: Inflation.


War and inflation are twin pillars on which sleepy Joe ties his vacation hammock. An old man such as Biden needs regular rest, ya know.


Biden is one of our all-time worst presidents. Joe seems bent on America’s destruction as he services his masters: The globalist oligarchy, globalist corporations, and globalist bankers. More and more Americans are seeing him for the shuffling disaster that he is and Joe should be easily driven out of office in a rout…but no, he will comfortably run his campaign out of his basement, on the beach, or on the bicycle path (if he can keep pedaling). Meanwhile he peddles his green, woke, and downright evil agenda for America. Joe tells us that sexually mutilating children is a wonderful, ‘gender affirming’ thing only underlines that evil. Joe tells us that ‘Bidenomics’ is working by means of distorting economic data. Joe sends his DOJ and FBI storm troopers to attack his main political rival. Joe loves the idea of a banana republic in which one party—the Marxist Democrats, control everything.


As for my former friends on the far left, they are delighted with Biden’s inroads made into their woke, socialist la-la land, but they also have to constantly be checking on their whacky echo chamber to make sure it remains well-sealed. Those expressing outrage over Biden’s obvious and outrageously traitorous pay-for-play corruption are called “conspiracy theorists.” The left says this without hint of irony. Have they all forgotten the endless attacks on Trump (Russia Russia Russia!) based on no evidence at all? They all see Joe as in a kindly, avuncular, warm-hearted president who does his best to improve the country, even as their blue cities collapse into drug-addled, garbage-strewn tent cities. Progressives say loving things about Joe such as, “He may be old, but he means well and he’s getting a lot done! He’s making progress!” Like Franklin D. Roosevelt, he has the best interest of the American people at heart. Yes, they actually compare him to their beloved FDR. Get another patch ready for your echo chamber, boys—don’t let any dangerous reality seep in!


It’s risible to think that Joe actually cares about anything other than lining his and his family’s pockets. Joe doesn’t care about the American people. At all. Joe is doing his best to crush the middle class. Joe is a black-hearted sadistic criminal who enjoys spewing giant whoppers and abusing the American people. He even took the ‘FJB’ Brandon meme and put it on a coffee mug for sale. Joe sees evil as being strong and charismatic. It’s good to be evil, right Joe? Meanwhile he continues to mumble and bumble his way toward our destruction.

— Ben Garrison
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ALOHA JOE…BLUE HAWAII SEES RED​

Cartoon published 08/23/2023

Hawaii has long been among the bluest of blue states for Democrats. No doubt most Hawaiian citizens voted for Biden. That may be changing.

Hawaiians, particularly those on the island of Maui, are not happy with Joe. First he insulted them by coldly stating ‘no comment’ after the devastating fire in Lahaina. At the time, Joe was enjoying still yet another vacation on a beach in Delaware. Joe’s ‘no comment’ period stretched a full week, and then another week passed before outrage forced him to travel to our 50th state. Traffic was stopped to accommodate his security. The residents in Maui were no doubt annoyed that they were late to work as a result, but the worst was yet to come.



Meanwhile, FEMA officials were enjoying their stay at several beachfront five-star hotels in Wailea at around $1,000 per night while fire victims received $700. We have a corrupt government that feels it deserves the royal treatment.

Meanwhile, Biden’s motorcade was met with well-deserved curse words and stiff mid digits erupting from citizens on the island. Aloha, Joe.

— Ben Garrison
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IS BIDENOMICS WORKING FOR YOU?​

Cartoon published 09/04/2023

Joe Biden claims to be on the side of the middle class, but in reality he is bent on destroying it. Why else would he help trash the economy? Of course, Lying Joe will tell you how terrific things are and how ‘Bidenomics’ is working. It’s not. Don’t let Joe gaslight you.

Here is a short list of the state of the economy courtesy of ‘The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter)

• The average house is now renting for a record $1,900 per month.

• The average new car payment is now at a record $733 per month.

• The average used car payment is now at a record $530 per month.

• The average student loan payment will be $500 per month when payments resume.

• The average gallon of gas is now nearing $4.00 again

• The average household credit card balance is now at a record $7,300

• The average household will have $0 of excess savings by the end of this quarter.

How can the average person afford to live? Roughly 60 percent of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. When Lahaina burned to the ground and killed hundreds, Joe generously offered residents there who lost everything a crummy $700, as long as that was tied to more billions spent on keeping the meat grinder of war grinding away in Ukraine. Joe seems to love Zelensky more than Americans. Thank goodness his precious Corvette remains safe.



Labor Day is difficult to enjoy when our labor is stolen from us. Instead of us spending money earned by our labor on making ends meet and supporting our families, big government steals it by means of taxes and spends it on growing their own power. The money is wasted on war, ‘green energy’ and aid to foreign countries. It certainly isn’t spent on securing our southern border.

Biden’s popularity is at a record low, but that doesn’t mean he won’t be president again. That’s why a new Covid virus is being trotted out. Soon, Joe will mandate masks while telling us how we must get a vaccine that he will pronounce to be ’safe and effective.’ Lockdowns and social distancing will follow. More small businesses will go under.



Joe’s stolen 2020 election and the events leading up to it will be repeated. Many blindly obeyed the ‘authorities’ last go-round and did as they were told. Let’s hope a more people decide to say “No!” and resist—even if it means losing one’s means of labor.

Happy Labor Day!

— Ben Garrison
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PUT BIDEN BEHIND BARS-TINA TOON​

Cartoon published 09/08/2023

Joe Biden is a criminal. It’s as plain as a Hillary Clinton pin up.

He’s not alone—many in Congress and White House occupants before him are the same. Most of them are millionaires who acquired their wealth while in office. Look for AOC to become a multi-millionaire soon if she’s not one already. She does as she’s told.

How do you think they all got so rich? Corruption, of course. Joe Biden is estimated to be worth $12 million. He owns three mansions, yet he has claimed he was the ‘poorest’ politician in the Senate. That was another one of Joe’s whoppers. His wealth was mostly accumulated during his long career in the Senate, but we know he has also secreted away much more through his ‘pay for play’ schemes with help of his son Hunter.



His biggest theft was the 2020 election. Of course, he had plenty of help from Democrat operatives including Zuckerberg. Joe wants to repeat that steal by means of mandatory masks, vaccines, and lockdowns. Such actions will lead the way toward fraudulent mail-in ballots and the abuse of drop boxes. The Democrats already steal votes through easily hacked voting machines. If nothing is done to stop them, it will only encourage them to do it again. The Deep State has become brazen and emboldened. Of course it be stolen again. The corrupt media and the Uni-Party in Washington DC will do nothing other than cover up the crime.



Stumbling, mumbling Joe does not belong in the White House. He belongs behind bars, but nobody will put him there since the justice system is rigged. It might take the Statue of Liberty herself to do it.

—The GrrrTeam
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“SOLD! TO THE ASIAN MAN IN THE NICE SUIT!”​

Cartoon published 09/27/2023

As a long time-Senator, Joe Biden was allowed to scoop up kickbacks as long as it didn’t interfere with the interests of his masters—the globalist central bankers and Delaware credit card companies. As long he carried out their bidding in the Senate, Joe was relatively safe to pursue his ‘side hustles.’

“Lunch bucket Joe” always pretended to care about the middle class (while crushing them). What Joe really wanted was money—and plenty of it. He also wanted to rub shoulders with the east coast elites and go to their parties. Joe’s ‘I’m a regular guy’ schtick was just a cover for his real motive: Doing whatever it took to gain fame and easy money.


Joe has always been a con artist and grifter, but the media (also controlled by those same bankers) did not allow investigative journalists to plumb the Biden cesspool too deeply.

Now that dynamic has changed. As our installed president, the heat has been turned up on the increasingly unpopular Joe. James Comer has found a lot of credible evidence that Joe has been auctioning off his country. That’s right, he’s been taking bribes—even from our enemies such as communist China. Comer uncovered more evidence that proved Joe was lying when he said his family never received any money from China. We now know a Chinese communist national wired a $250,000 bribe directly to Joe Biden’s home, where Hunter had been staying. Hunter got the money and Joe got his cut. Maybe that’s why Joe let that Chinese spy balloon fly over our country and did nothing.


To counter the scandal, Democrat media are using Senator Bob Menendez’s own pay-for-play corruption as a distraction. Menendez and his wife accepted $400,000 worth of gold bars in exchange for his influence, but that story cannot eclipse the magnitude of Joe’s traitorous acts. That’s why the leftist media ridicule and dismisses the Biden scandal as Republican-invented ‘drama.’

The bank records don’t lie, but it’s unlikely Biden will see justice.

That’s because our country is already been sold out to the highest bidder.

We must take our Republic back or we will not have a country.

— Ben Garrison
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It appears that the Biden campaign has joined Truth Social.

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1st tweet post was yesterday:
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I assume there's derangement in the replies but I'm not going to make an account just so I can see them. Presumably the salt is magnified by Trump currently being under a gag order cos he can't stop chatting shit about everybody involved in his trial.
 
You know uh.. years ago I uh asked secretary of state when he an I work in the Senate to write something for man(??) he said uh, he wrote a line that I think is a- propropriate he said uh.. it's not we lead uh.... it's not just uh.... well I won't go into it.. I'll wait later.. takin to much time. But the point is this that... uhhm
 
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THE WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS TREE HAS FALLEN AND CAN’T GET UP! DITTO BIDEN.​

Cartoon published 11/29/2023

We have a National Christmas Tree and a national disgrace named Joe Biden. Both have fallen—Joe has fallen repeatedly.

For the first time in our country’s history, the National Christmas Tree fell to the ground due to strong winds. It is symbolic of Biden’s residency in the White House. Joes poll number have fallen and they keep falling…and they can’t get up. Everything has been collapsing under Joe’s watch. Let’s see how he manages to blame it all on Trump.

Yet the question remains. Was the tree set up near a set of stairs?

— The GrrrTeam
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HEY JOE, DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS!​

Cartoon published 01/25/2024

The Federal Government is obligated to protect us from invasion. It’s in the Constitution. Biden and the Supreme Court have ignored the Constitution and insist Texas cannot resist federal forces who are bent on removing the razor wire. The feds want to keep the border open. They want to expedite a free flow of illegal ‘migrants,’ and the invaders are pouring in by the thousands every day. The Biden Administration is NOT putting a stop to the illegal influx. Instead, they are actively aiding and abetting the lawbreakers.


Texas Governor Greg Abbott has FINALLY put his foot down—even though he’s in a wheelchair. He has ordered the Texas National Guard to halt the invasion and this had led to a confrontation between the central government and the states. Many other states have voiced their support for Texas and the list is growing. What will Biden do now…risk civil war? Chances are his federal forces will not fire on fellow Americans over a matter that is that is clear cut. Biden and his administration will not carry out their responsibilities and in fact, they are aligned with the invaders. A nation cannot stand when traitors are in command.

Once upon a time elections hinged on issues such as the economy. “It’s the economy, stupid!” Now It’s the border, stupid. Biden seems too stupid (or evil) to realize this.

Biden is the insurrectionist. He’s corrupt. He’s a traitor. He has involved us in new wars and it seems like he’s trying to trigger World War III. His inflation has raised the cost of living for average Americans living paycheck to paycheck. He and his family accepted bribes—most egregiously from communist China. He refused to shoot down their spy balloon.



Biden despises MAGA. Doesn’t he know what it stands for? It means “Make America Great Again.” That grates him because his job is destroying America.

Montana has sided with Texas, thanks to our conservative governor, Greg Gianforte. If another civil war does break out, we’ll be on the side of Texas. Joe Biden and his ilk are the insurrectionists. We are American patriots who want to see us return to Constitutional government. Biden calls patriots ‘white supremacists.’ That’s from a president who claimed he would unite our country after Trump. Well, he has united us in a way—we all want to see him thrown out of office.

As of this publication, 17 states—Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Iowa, Idaho, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Wyoming—have stepped up to support Texas’ efforts and deployed personnel and resources to secure the border in President Biden’s absence.


— The GrrrTeam
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DEMOCRATS CAN’T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS​

Cartoon published 02/28/2024

“…We are faced with a staggering contradiction.”

— Mr. Spock, Star Trek’s “Spectre of The Gun”

The Report of Special Counsel Robert Hur was devastating to Biden. It concluded he broke the law by keeping boxes of classified documents in his garage (kept handy to sell to communist China). However, the Counsel also reported Biden was mentally unfit to stand trial. That’s how he got off the hook. Swamp-dwelling Democrats always get off the hook.



Joe was never all that sharp, but the report is correct. Joe was already struggling when he was installed as president, but now everyone can see the marked decline—and it will only get worse from here on out. He slurs his words and forgets world leaders. If he does remember a leader, it’s one from 20 years ago. Joe is an embarrassment to his office and the world is laughing, yet the Democrats are running him for another term. They have no one else. Hence they are forced to pretend he’s A-OK, ship-shape, and on top of things. They say he’s working hard and mentally sound.



s the Hur Report incorrect, then? The Democrats can’t have it both ways.

Everyone ages differently and Trump has taken care of himself—he would destroy Biden in a debate. Trump can talk for hours without notes. Even with handfuls of notes Joe remains addle-brained. So there will be no debate. Joe without notes or a teleprompter? We all know what happens—he quickly derails and tells non-sequitur stories from his past, which are mostly proven lies but he tells them over and over again anyway. People who are Joe’s age tend to repeat themselves.

Once again, Joe’s campaign trail will consist of his basement. Pushing Joe from state to state with a hectic schedule amounts to elder abuse, so it will again be a Potemkin campaign—only this time without the Covid excuse. The left wing establishment media will spew out pro-Joe propaganda at an even faster rate. They’ll tell us how wonderful Joe’s economy is, but mostly they’ll attack Trump. Look for the liars to say it’s Trump who is mentally unfit and how Biden is as sharp as a tack.


The Democrats must find another candidate—and soon. Let the old corrupt liar retire to his beach house and eat his ice cream. Biden is clearly finished, no matter how hard the Democrats try to keep him propped up while they steal another election for him.

To expect another term from Joe is illogical.

— Ben Garrison
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