Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

[Estate]

You spent 200 hours on a game you only care to complain about.

Yes.
What's your point?
You gonna pull some faggot redditor move, telling us "akshually if you played that much, you must like everything, so you can't complain".

Fuck you nigger! I'm bitching and complaining about games I've poured thousands of hours in, or books I've read several times.
This is not an all or nothing choice. I will praise what I like and I'll complain like the biggest kike nigger about the things I don't.
Deal with it.

dun and dunit, the ending mentions of possible DLC worlds hits differently now because of the gay fight between larian and WotC.

That's fine.
Larian's next game will tell us if the faggotry came from them or WotC. Probably both, to some extent.
I'm curios, because the older games they made, didn't have faggot shit, at least, nothing so overt.


And, for more on-topic discussion.
I have a save with a Sorcadin.
Using Gloves of Battlemage, Mystic Scoundrel ring and DC gear, whenever I start combat, I start with Booming Blade, then I do a upcasted Command: Grovel.
This shit is so satisfying, you have to experience it to fully understand.
Bow, niggers! KNEEL!

 

[StacticShock]

Yes.
What's your point?
You gonna pull some faggot redditor move, telling us "akshually if you played that much, you must like everything, so you can't complain".

Fuck you nigger! I'm bitching and complaining about games I've poured thousands of hours in, or books I've read several times.
This is not an all or nothing choice. I will praise what I like and I'll complain like the biggest kike nigger about the things I don't.
Deal with it.

my general fag complain was based off the opheus thingy since the game has dialogues regarding more options but it forces you to tentaclesuck the emperor or have a bottle spin to who will become calamari, you, orphy or that tiefling tranny karlach but das faggot only saw me complaining about the gayness, oh well, nigs be nigs.

Larian's next game will tell us if the faggotry came from them or WotC. Probably both, to some extent.

I'm curios, because the older games they made, didn't have faggot shit, at least, nothing so overt.

i need to point to dragon commander every time one wonders if larian is faggy or not, at least they had the balls to make one "close-minded" based character in there, sadly we don't get that shit in BG3 other than have a option to tell the degenerates to fuck off because they misunderstood our friendliness for flirting and mildly tell the emperor that he's a disgusting soy sauce dish, that part in the steel watch foundry was really retarded and reek of last minute rewrite, "my friend that you killed? oh no he was akshually my husband." good thing that i blew the fucking thing up without rescuing the hostages so them fags wouldn't flee.

Yorrick best advisor because he is the most based, Oberon is the faggiest and i fucking loathe the fact that you can't toss his gay ass out of the fucking ship, including the dyke and the feminist generals, never fucking help them.

And, for more on-topic discussion.
I have a save with a Sorcadin.
Using Gloves of Battlemage, Mystic Scoundrel ring and DC gear, whenever I start combat, I start with Booming Blade, then I do a upcasted Command: Grovel.
This shit is so satisfying, you have to experience it to fully understand.
Bow, niggers! KNEEL!

i will go for a monk unarmed run because i got so much fucking unarmed enchanted items on my previous playthrough but was gunning for a duelist.

'dit

aight this one got a chuckle out of me.

 

[Estate]

i need to point to dragon commander every time one wonders if larian is faggy or not

Fair enough.
I only played the Divinity series (original sin, ego draconis etc) and I didn't have to deal with faggotry. Hell, there was barely any romance at all for the MC, and the pairings you met in the world were straight.
Well, I still hold out hope that the faggot factor will be kept to an acceptable minimum for their next game.

i will go for a monk unarmed run because i got so much fucking unarmed enchanted items on my previous playthrough but was gunning for a duelist

Monk is powerful, as I did thief+open hand and arcane trickster+drunken master on my Durge and Astarion.
The only downside is the drip.
I'm sorry, I just can't look like some ecuadorian bead seller. No matter how powerful it may be, rule of cool and drip will always be more important to me.


On a separate topic, I really hate Halsin.
I just hate that you can't dismiss him or reject his joining your party. He's the only nigger who does this. Everyone else needs to file papers for joining and you can accept or not, but not this faggot. He's inviting himself in and you can't dismiss him. All my games so far, he's been around and a real eye sore.
So, on my latest playthrough, I decided to kill him in the Goblin Camp. I threw a rock at him, he aggroed and got stomped.
I will admit his little whimper as a bear made me feel bad, but I'll power through and see if I will regret or not this decision, at the end of the game. I thought of different ways to get him of him, like not lifting the curse and having him stay, or destroying the portal to Shadowfell myself, but I figured the earlier and faster the better. Like a very annoying and gay band-aid.

 

[whalebiologist]

I highly suggest doing a full Dark Urge run. Killing that dyke isobel and her butch mary sue gf is cathartic. Killing Jaheira is glorious - anyone who actually played BG1 and 2 knows how much of a self-righteous aggravating cunt she was. Killing the faggot druids and the shitty refugee tieflings. Killing the faggy dumbo elephant in act 3. Some minor changes to the full evil route on my playthrough were that I didn't help the gobbos, but rather caused a civil war between the tieflings and the druids and murdered the goblin camp too. Rejected Bhaal cause I ain't gonna be daddy's plaything anymore. Rejected the Emperor for similar reasons. Worked with Gortash all the way to the end (pretty based of Larian to allow it, shame he gets rekt by the brain at the end). Made Orpheus go squid, stabbed his ass and assumed control of the netherbrain. Funny how God Gale and Ascended Astarion still become your puppets. Pretty fun playthrough overall.

 

[StacticShock]

On a separate topic, I really hate Halsin.
I just hate that you can't dismiss him or reject his joining your party. He's the only nigger who does this. Everyone else needs to file papers for joining and you can accept or not, but not this faggot. He's inviting himself in and you can't dismiss him. All my games so far, he's been around and a real eye sore.
So, on my latest playthrough, I decided to kill him in the Goblin Camp. I threw a rock at him, he aggroed and got stomped.
I will admit his little whimper as a bear made me feel bad, but I'll power through and see if I will regret or not this decision, at the end of the game. I thought of different ways to get him of him, like not lifting the curse and having him stay, or destroying the portal to Shadowfell myself, but I figured the earlier and faster the better. Like a very annoying and gay band-aid.

if we are going to complain about halsin i'd like to add karlach to it, her dialogue is so fucking shit and like halsin they tied "some usefulness" to her character, the gross fuck is for a quest while karlach is more on the infernal iron stuff, at least you can kill karlach for a quest and if you wish to bring that dead weight wyll with you for his arc, halsin? nope, you can't take other options for the quest, you need his gross ass.
also i've been noticing that any party banter with this bitch is just everyone sucking her off and telling how awesum she is, laezelle and shart catfights are far better party banter than karlach sucking off sessions.

fooking ell what kind of dimwit wrote this?

I highly suggest doing a full Dark Urge run. Killing that dyke isobel and her butch mary sue gf is cathartic. Killing Jaheira is glorious - anyone who actually played BG1 and 2 knows how much of a self-righteous aggravating cunt she was. Killing the faggot druids and the shitty refugee tieflings. Killing the faggy dumbo elephant in act 3. Some minor changes to the full evil route on my playthrough were that I didn't help the gobbos, but rather caused a civil war between the tieflings and the druids and murdered the goblin camp too. Rejected Bhaal cause I ain't gonna be daddy's plaything anymore. Rejected the Emperor for similar reasons. Worked with Gortash all the way to the end (pretty based of Larian to allow it, shame he gets rekt by the brain at the end). Made Orpheus go squid, stabbed his ass and assumed control of the netherbrain. Funny how God Gale and Ascended Astarion still become your puppets. Pretty fun playthrough overall.

another fellow jaheira death appreciator.
shame if you kill that cunt you lose minsc though but you can unleash the darkness on her if you kill isobel, dyke aylin deserves every single bit of shit she might get and more, bitch was beyond useless on the mother brain battle.

 

[Tennessee Trash]

I have recently been enjoying this game with the following mods:
-Imp UI (UI Improvement)
-Realms Restored
-No alphabets
-Better Companions (For Minthara + Wyll)
-Duskblade class
-Replace Karlach's model with the Beta model (It looks way better)
-Mystra's Spells
-Extra Encounters and Mini-Bosses
I like redoing a lot of fights just to find the most fun and creative way to do it. I don't like Dark Urge though. Bally based chud Le'zil is pretty fun.
Total Goblin Death

 

[Estate]

You know a playthrough is blessed, when you kill all the niggers (Zhalk, mindflayer, cambions) in the tutorial in Honour Mode. Usually I kill one of the cambions, but never both, so I guess I was lucky this time.

if we are going to complain about halsin i'd like to add karlach to it, her dialogue is so fucking shit and like halsin they tied "some usefulness" to her character, the gross fuck is for a quest while karlach is more on the infernal iron stuff, at least you can kill karlach for a quest and if you wish to bring that dead weight wyll with you for his arc, halsin? nope, you can't take other options for the quest, you need his gross ass.
also i've been noticing that any party banter with this bitch is just everyone sucking her off and telling how awesum she is, laezelle and shart catfights are far better party banter than karlach sucking off sessions.

Eh, Karlach is whatever for me. Not part of the cool kidz, but I bring her to places where she has a connection to. If you accept she's a retard and a junky, you can tolerate her low IQ takes to whatever situation or encounter you find yourself in.

another fellow jaheira death appreciator.
shame if you kill that cunt you lose minsc though but you can unleash the darkness on her if you kill isobel, dyke aylin deserves every single bit of shit she might get and more, bitch was beyond useless on the mother brain battle

I actually don't mind Jaheira that much. I never played the first games, so I don't have a biased opinion for her going in.
Funny part is, I usually bully her and get approval.
It also helps that she has a lot of content and reactions in Act 3.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Have they ever said who was the writer responsible for the drow siblings in the whorehouse ?

 

[StacticShock]

I have recently been enjoying this game with the following mods:
-Imp UI (UI Improvement)
-Realms Restored
-No alphabets
-Better Companions (For Minthara + Wyll)
-Duskblade class
-Replace Karlach's model with the Beta model (It looks way better)
-Mystra's Spells
-Extra Encounters and Mini-Bosses
I like redoing a lot of fights just to find the most fun and creative way to do it. I don't like Dark Urge though. Bally based chud Le'zil is pretty fun.
Total Goblin Death

zero links, especially on the no alphabets one...
the RPGHQ one is the most up to date while the basedmods one is in a dire need of update.
these are mine, for now.

the game is far better now as combat is really fast even with the x10 health mult that brawl lets you set.

Eh, Karlach is whatever for me. Not part of the cool kidz, but I bring her to places where she has a connection to. If you accept she's a retard and a junky, you can tolerate her low IQ takes to whatever situation or encounter you find yourself in.

i only dislike karlach for the sucking off, really. dialogue wise it seems that she's the new guy that joined the party but said guy identifies as a woman and loves cursing like a teenager that just figured out curse words.
jaheira on the other hand you are right that you need context to hate that bitch and i envy you for being that innocent with that rancid whore.

though in both of my monk and durge playthroughs minthara and gale have "clutched" more fights than i'd like to admit, both laezelle and karlach are the meat shields, might try honor mode with the brawl swarm mode just for funzies but i'll be a paladin seeing how good minthy does, she has oneshotted many mind flayers, unlike dyke aylin which loves to waste attacks on intellect devourers for some reason.

 

[strumpets exeunt]

i only dislike karlach for the sucking off, really.

I still can’t believe they have a legit Poochy moment with her where every single character on your team - even Shart and Frogwife (who still HATE each other at this point) - agree that she’s the bestest, sexiest thing EVAR and you’d be a retard to not take her. This is less than 30 seconds after meeting her, mind you. That alone made me want her dead.

 

[StacticShock]

I still can’t believe they have a legit Poochy moment with her where every single character on your team - even Shart and Frogwife (who still HATE each other at this point) - agree that she’s the bestest, sexiest thing EVAR and you’d be a retard to not take her. This is less than 30 seconds after meeting her, mind you. That alone made me want her dead.

pretty much so, both shart and laezelle had a catfight after they praised how awesum karlach was, it felt really retarded.
one side note, i had to reload my save to go back to the grove and on the tiefling celebration i am dumbfounded by how every single one of my companions is forming a conga line to fuck me, wyll and karlach were the only ones i had the option to shut down but the rest besides halsin?

it's going to be a loooong night, i wouldn't be even mad if the game gave me a "walking funny" debuff for a few turns, holy shit next run i'm killing these fuckers, again.

 

[Estate]

pretty much so, both shart and laezelle had a catfight after they praised how awesum karlach was, it felt really retarded.
one side note, i had to reload my save to go back to the grove and on the tiefling celebration i am dumbfounded by how every single one of my companions is forming a conga line to fuck me, wyll and karlach were the only ones i had the option to shut down but the rest besides halsin?
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it's going to be a loooong night, i wouldn't be even mad if the game gave me a "walking funny" debuff for a few turns, holy shit next run i'm killing these fuckers, again.

Idk man.
I've played the game enough times to know what triggers what, and once you reject a companion, that's it. There are certain sequences that have to happen for them to make moves on you.
You're being too nice, I guess

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

one "close-minded" based

What do you mean one?

The skeleton and dwarf are incredible, the lizard is possibly the most racist out of all of them despite larping (badly) as a commie, and the elf has no problem with lesser species - everyone but elves - getting genocided unless you confront him and make elves look bad.

And the imps are just a mad science stereotype, I don't remember anything except that their princess got cut because of lack of time and budget and they often go either way on the council depending on what helps them do mad science.

 

[SIMIΔN]

DragonCommander had way too much loosely-veiled real world politics for my liking, but it didn't preach, so it gets a pass.
The game itself is pretty decent, they weren't afraid to try something new and ambitious and it mostly hit the mark.

 

[StacticShock]

The only downside is the drip.
I'm sorry, I just can't look like some ecuadorian bead seller. No matter how powerful it may be, rule of cool and drip will always be more important to me.

oh hey i found a transmog mod.

means i won't have to look at my withers hired bard with terrible shoes anymore then.

 

[StacticShock]

i can't edit my previous message since timer is over but the drow twins thing ended up sort of bugging for me because i have more followers than the usual 3+PC, it was supposed to be me and halsin for some reason but astarion joined and after the deal was over gale showed up for some reason?

here's some spoilers: it turned into a brawl, random fists and brothel patrons joined, even dyke aylin joined and turned hostile IN THE CAMP, i ended up killing isobel and trying to get aylin to disengage caused the game to crash, was laughing for three minutes over the clusterfuck.

all of that because of following beasts? i had Us following my character so i guess that's why they turned hostile.

also i'd like to point out how karlach is shit, minthara shit talks everyone when you ask for her opinion on the other followers, except karlach since she is just that awesome, yes i am still feeling offput by how her dialogue is so inconsistent with everything else, she sounds like a millenial written character, meanwhile everyone else still try to sound like a medieval-era esque character, not even shovel swears as much as her, you can fill a fucking swear jar by the end of the game just based on her dialogue alone.

also also i recommend the transmog mod, managed to fix my bard's drip with minthara's equipment.

works with weapons too.

that's a sussur blade since larian made the watcher swords only usable by watchers.

 

[Kerr Avon]

i can't edit my previous message since timer is over but the drow twins thing ended up sort of bugging for me because i have more followers than the usual 3+PC, it was supposed to be me and halsin for some reason but astarion joined and after the deal was over gale showed up for some reason?
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The irony of Karlach having the only appropriate response

 

[Jace on ice]

I found a mod to give Lazeal a zoomer haircut and now every cutscene where she says something racist or acts like a chud is making me lose my shit.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

I haven't touched Baldur's gate 3 since I beat it at launch. Been wanting to do another run again though. What are some good mods you recommend such as adding new content or so?

 

[Estate]

I haven't touched Baldur's gate 3 since I beat it at launch. Been wanting to do another run again though. What are some good mods you recommend such as adding new content or so?

I would recommend doing an Honour Mode, if you haven't played since launch.
It was the same for me, and I did enjoy the little surprises, the new classes and the extra stuff they added in the 8 patches since the initial release.

But if you're deadset on mods, idk, as I never use mods.