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LavenderLiquor said:
This is so conflicting.
The tattoo itself is beautiful but the quote kind of ruins it.
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Not beautiful if you understand tattooing. That yellow is going to fade within five years. Tattoo artists worth their salt wouldn’t pack that much yellow into a tattoo. Even if the subject is Scoobie Doo.
 
Saw a guy the other day that had Alf, E.T. and Steve Urkel tattooed on his right lower leg and some random skulls on the left.
 
Tattoo progression
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I used to have a tattoo so bad and so distinct it was locally famous. I dated a girl who saw it, began laughing hysterically as she pulled out her tablet, then showed me where she had saved it a year before when the artist posted it because it was so laughably awful.
Don’t do cocaine, kids. And don’t make decisions that are permanent when you do. And don’t go to cheap “artists” at 9 am when you inevitably do that, too.
 
Visible Belly Outline said:
I read on Facebook comments that she eventually cheated on Dean with the tattoo artist and left Dean for him. Which sounds too good to be true but this is clearly someone who makes well thought out long and short term decisions. Never found a name for her because I’d love to do a deep dive update.
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Old (and I'm pretty sure already in this thread) but She broke up with Dean and/or cheated on him, not with the tattoo artist afaik. She has like 3 kids by 3 different dads. Dean also has like 3 exes that he made all get similar tattoos. Here's a reddit thread about it.
Edit: yeah, @curbside's post is super late. Here's a much better post from earlier in this thread with way more info, more pics, and backstory.
 
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The three rules any prudent lady should live by:

1. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.
2. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.
3. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.

Not like this:
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Rotter said:
The three rules any prudent lady should live by:

1. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.
2. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.
3. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.

Not like this:
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It’s a shame you only got one angle here. This tattoo has floated around the internet a long time and the other cheek says “butt,” aka “butt slut.”
 
Rotter said:
The three rules any prudent lady should live by:

1. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.
2. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.
3. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.

Not like this:
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I don't see the problem here. What's classier than a brightly colored grafitti tattoo that screams "HEY EVERYONE COME SLAM MY SHITTER!!" ?
 
Rotter said:
The three rules any prudent lady should live by:

1. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.
2. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.
3. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.

Not like this:
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"Yes I'd like Butt Slut! on my ass, but we need something that makes it pop... maybe a Trolli gummy worms font/aesthetic?"
 
Ten years ago I was on the beach in Florida (because of course that's where I saw it). Guy walked by, Oakley sunglasses on the back of his head, the kind of board shorts that are so long they're just capri pants. His entire back, pit to pit, neck to crack, was a shitty scratch of the Superman logo made of barbed wire. A Floridian vision.
 
There's a local dude who has this tattoo which went quasi viral a while back. Apparently there's copycats now....
 

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Welp. after pricing out tattoo removal in my area (fuck you I ain't paying a grand to get two black smudges barely a centimeter square on my finger removed) I have purchased a laser off of amazon lol. It was my birthday present from my roommate so no financial risk. If anyone is interested in my progress (it arrives today and I'll do my first treatment if it comes soon enough) lmk and I can post pics showing progression. They're just literally smudges after 25 years so no dox, just an old bitch's finger.

Pretty excited ngl, I know it takes multiple sessions so I can post intermittently when visible changes start to emerge.
 
General Disarray said:
Welp. after pricing out tattoo removal in my area (fuck you I ain't paying a grand to get two black smudges barely a centimeter square on my finger removed) I have purchased a laser off of amazon lol. It was my birthday present from my roommate so no financial risk. If anyone is interested in my progress (it arrives today and I'll do my first treatment if it comes soon enough) lmk and I can post pics showing progression. They're just literally smudges after 25 years so no dox, just an old bitch's finger.

Pretty excited ngl, I know it takes multiple sessions so I can post intermittently when visible changes start to emerge.
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It may or may not work, because the machines at clinics are stronger. Because otherwise retards hurt themselves and sue the companies.
So expect it to take longer than at the clinic, if it actually does something.
 
Vingle said:
It may or may not work, because the machines at clinics are stronger. Because otherwise retards hurt themselves and sue the companies.
So expect it to take longer than at the clinic, if it actually does something.
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Thanks for the heads up, I figured as much. Can't hurt to try, the time element isn't important to me seeing as how I waited over two decades to consider removing it.

! I'll probably put up a thread here in Off Topic tomorrow showing the offending smudge and update as I progress.
 
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