Bad Tattoos - No regerts

[Azafran90]

I like how the artist can't draw hands or flowers. I guess they were hoping that people would be too busy staring at drawn boob featuring a real (male) nipple to notice. Didn't stop me from noticing, though.

The worst part for me is that I found this on a group that's dedicated to art, as in serious, find in a museum, paintings.
So this guy saw this publication:

And thought "yea, my nipple velociraptor geisha belongs here"

 

[Anne Hyroe]

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I guess now he can masturbate to his own nipple.

It’s not even in the right place. Imagine only really caring about one part of your “artwork” and still getting it wrong. Surely a masterpiece for the ages.

 

[MysticMisty]

The worst part for me is that I found this on a group that's dedicated to art, as in serious, find in a museum, paintings.
So this guy saw this publication:
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And thought "yea, my nipple velociraptor geisha belongs here"

Dude, that's an insult to velociraptors.

It’s not even in the right place. Imagine only really caring about one part of your “artwork” and still getting it wrong. Surely a masterpiece for the ages.

I've seen plenty of examples of internet art to know that men have no idea where nipples go or how boobs even work.

 

[Constellationzero]

Spoiler: Sigh...

Spoiler: Oh Dear...

 

[teeth]

Truly a timeless classic.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Spoiler: A+ for penis snail

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Imagine the nightmare we would live in if they could make animated tattoos.

 

[Constellationzero]

I've always wondered how someone broaches the idea that they want tattoos like that. It was funny when Butthead wanted a tattoo of a butt with a butt shaped tattoo all on his butt.

It's like this taken to a baffling extreme.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Spoiler: A+ for penis snail

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Is that Hitler or Freddie Mercury with tiddies?

 

[exhausted]

Is that Hitler or Freddie Mercury with tiddies?

Looks like Titler to me.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Vingle]

Looks like Titler to me.

Spoiler: NSFW

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Ai, mama sita!

 

[Cum Laudely]

If only these people knew "creative doesn't always equal good"

 

[Dr. Octogonapus]

This is one of my favorite threads on the Farms. I'm sad it isn't always that active, so I'll add some stuff:

Spoiler: Horrid

This one isn't that bad but fuck if I'd want to be an 80 year old man with this on my leg.

 

[NoReturn]

"These hand-poked tattoos are queer, feminist, and fat-friendly!
Seattle-based tattoo artist MKNZ advocates for inclusivity through her tattoos."

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

"What, this? No, it has nothing to do with the time I beat Rihanna, I swear."

 

[AMHOLIO]

"These hand-poked tattoos are queer, feminist, and fat-friendly!
Seattle-based tattoo artist MKNZ advocates for inclusivity through her tattoos."
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To me, the greatest crime here is being boring. They're just so plain and uninteresting to look at in composition and lineart. Nothing flows, nothing has a sense of 3d form, nada.

 

[teeth]

Imagine getting a shitty tattoo of a character from some insignificant furry youtubers’ animated series and then having that series be immediately cancelled and the character sold off for a few thousand to someone else entirely.

 

[Tupolev Tu-160]

Small NSFW dump.

Spoiler: Ten Commandments

Spoiler: The Rocker

Spoiler: The Spocker

Spoiler: Kitty Cat

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[yasscat]

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There's actually a story behind this. The woman who got this tattoo got it like two years ago, and it was about her not wanting to pretend to be anyone other than herself...it was just poor timing. (I remember reading about it on a blog somewhere.)