AutisticSniper / SugarKovacs

[& Knuckles]

Back in my day we called this sort of thing a fetish, not a headcanon. Kids these days, I tell you.

 

[fishercat]

EDIT: Pretty sure I found the picture my friend was referring to:

>age: 6
>prominent nipples and detailed hair on crotch region
>genitalia varies

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Coldgrip]

Heavy Weapons Guy is an actual fat dude in TF2 but Sugar chooses to apply their fat fetish to Sniper and Demoman instead.

Also, this realization made me figure out what the basis for one of their... fursonas, I guess, is:

I can't find any artwork of Equius with hooves where he's not a centaur, but I am 100% convinced that Sugar took the idea of a satyr-like Equius and applied it to their very original character.

EDIT: Pretty sure I found the picture my friend was referring to:

>age: 6
>prominent nipples and detailed hair on crotch region
>genitalia varies

It comforts me that this person will not be passing on their genes.

 

[100 Whole Bepis]

EDIT: Pretty sure I found the picture my friend was referring to:

>age: 6
>prominent nipples and detailed hair on crotch region
>genitalia varies

It's times like this that I wish that we all had access to the "horrifying" rating because this is up there with the most hideous and disturbing OCs I've ever seen. Ugh

 

[Meowthkip]

Equius has a thing about horses (hence his name) so it's not too much of a stretch to have a hooffeet Original the Character Equius knockoff. Especially for this asshole. Also, was this Equius fixation sparked by being friends with someone who liked Equius? Because I can't really understand their interest in him otherwise, since he doesn't seem the type of character that would attract Special Snowflakes.

Said friend of mine was into Homestuck at the time because I introduced her to it (Rose reminded me a lot of her).

But then again, everybody was into Homestuck at the time, so I doubt there's one single person responisble for Sugar being into Homestuck.

EDIT:

So it was straight-up porn. And there's not a doubt in my mind it was completely unsolicited, since Reliable Source is asexual and not a pedofork.

 

[Jacquetta]

It's absurd, as a fan, to see Sugar loudly declare their love for a character whose characterization they get so utterly wrong, or will "fix" that character's personality to suit their needs.
-snip-
It's all very bizarre. Combined with the mpreg obsession, the propensity for stalking and holding grudges for years, the mimicry, the inexplicable fixation on eggs, and being a member of the Cult of Vade... well, it's a spectacle, if nothing else.

Oh christ I was wondering why this person was rubbing me the wrong way and now that you put it like that I totally understand why. I was friends with a person like this for ages minus the Vade bootlicking and the egg thing because I didn't know how to say no, straight down to the forcing-mpreg-on-me thing.

... also what the actual living fuck is that fursona. That is not a shetland pony, that's just terrifying on a few different levels.

Holy fucking hell, I need to stay off the lolcow boards when I can't sleep.

 

[A.Shitposter]

What makes Sugar Worthy of being a lulcow? Well, let's see here.

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You deserve to be the -100 Sniper because you have never killed a buffalo with your bare hands and you are not an expert marksman. I doubt you've ever skinned an animal or even fought someone.

I'm glad I saw their ugly art and never spoke to them, because Jesus Christ this is pathetic.
You gotta learn to keep your shit fetishes to yourself, it's what normal people do to avoid ridicule.

>mfw I was underage and getting forced into pedo/rape/pregnancy/abortion roleplays

 

[Meowthkip]

You deserve to be the -100 Sniper because you have never killed a buffalo with your bare hands and you are not an expert marksman. I doubt you've ever skinned an animal or even fought someone.

I'm glad I saw their ugly art and never spoke to them, because Jesus Christ this is pathetic.
You gotta learn to keep your shit fetishes to yourself, it's what normal people do to avoid ridicule.

>mfw I was underage and getting forced into pedo/rape/pregnancy/abortion roleplays

Man, seems like a lot of people in this thread got pressured into underage fetish roleplay. Perhaps, then, this can be the place to heal by making fun of the kind of person who does that shit to people.

But speaking of ugly art, you wanna see their fucking ugly fat Equius fetish art? Because they made a lot of it!

Screenshotted with Gyazo because I really didn't want to save this shit on my harddrive:

Spoiler: Fat Equius with Dave Strider

Sugar was fond of drawing Dave and Dirk Strider as black... despite John calling Dirk "a white guy who is a rapper with a ventriloquist doll" in canon. Tumblr was fond of making the characters diverse, sometimes trying way too hard to do so.

Sugar was one of these people.

Spoiler: Fat Equius fucking Horuss

There's a NSFW version, but the link to it was broken.

Equius is buttfucking his ancestor, btw. This is incest.

Spoiler: Fat Equius with Dirk Strider, with pony play

Equius looks kind of like Penn Gillette here. I can't unsee it.

Spoiler: Equius, not fat, with his guts and horse dong flopping out

>tfw ur guro'd and floating in the piss void

And some fan fiction as a bonus:

Losing all the Bets - Eat Up, Pony Boy
by hoofies, Mar 21, 2013, 9:29:37 AM
Literature / Fan Fiction / Romance

When they arrived at Dave's home, the human insisted Equius get out of his 'ruined' shirt first of all. Unfortunately for him, Equius was wearing an undershirt, though it was tight fitting and revealed quite a lot of his physical form, leaving little to the imagination about the shape and size of his abdomen. Dave could feel arousal stirring in his gut, he'd felt it all through the date, and damn, it was getting hard not to just pop a fucking boner at the sight of the bulky alien. He could not help but let out a very soft muffled groan as Equius sat down and burst his zipper, covering his uncomfortable attraction to the other upper with a brief laugh.

"Shit, Equius, you are a wreck... Why don't you just undo your pants, so you don't fucking destroy them while eating this cake. It's ice cream cake. Cookie dough ice cream cake," Dave said, and Equius seemed to sit up straighter and do as told when the type of cake was mentioned. He had gone to the Sagittarius' last wriggling day party, remembering clearly how much Equius loved that particular flavor. That was probably when this whole crush situation started, when his Bro had held that party for Equius to begin with.

"Ahh, are you certain it is not too indecent of me to undo my trousers... I do not want to seem... unkempt," Equius said, and the blond shrugged, heading off to the kitchen for a moment before he came back with two large slices of cake. "I dunno dude, we're both guys, and we're on a date, I'd say getting undressed is a step in the right direction," Dave said half-jokingly, handing off the very slightly bigger slice to the big troll. "Eat up, pony boy," He said, smacking Equius on his gut and getting a loud neigh-like sound out of the startled troll.
Equius started to eat, and though Dave did take a few bites of the cake, he mostly just stared at his guest's gut as it grew bigger and bigger. He finished the first piece pretty fast, and Dave handed over his unfinished piece soon after, gently leaning into the other troll from the spot he had next to the other. He put on of his hands on Equius' gut, lighter hued palm massaging the bloated mass and the bulkier man groaned, trying to withhold a burp as he looked down at Dave curiously.

"What are you doing, Strider... I am not some wiggler who needs to be -urp- b... burped..." Equius said, trailing off when he realized he kind of did need the help. He'd eaten so fast his gut was filled with air, as well a food, and it really was painful. The massaging did wonders for the pain, and freed up space for more food.

"I'll stop, but only for a sec. Just remembered I promised you a toke or two." Dave said, getting up and going to his bedroom, breaking off a tiny piece of a nugget. He only had the good stuff, so he had to keep it to a minimum, or else Equius would probably get so stoned he'd eat him out of his home. He put it in a pipe and brought it out, sitting back down and lighting up just as Equius finished the second piece and Dave then lit it and sucked the smoke into his lungs, holding his breath for a while, so long Equius was starting to get worried. The troll even grasped his shoulder, the slight pain making Dave choke and cough.

"Shit dude, calm down. You're supposed to hold it in. Here, take a drag before it burns out." Dave said, coughing a bit still here and there. The alien took it awkwardly and did as he was instructed, the embers going out and needing to relit before he figured out what to do. He inhaled deeply, holding it for as long as he could, before coughing violently and wheezing loudly, his face flushed slid blue. "F-fiddlesticks, why would you force yourself to inhale such a vile fume... to taint your lungs to the point of great irritation??" Equius asked, though Dave was taking another hit hit already and soon passed it back to him again. It took some convincing, but Equius took another toke and he didn't cough any that time. After four drags each the bud was all charcoal.

"I don't feel any different," Equius said, only having waited maybe five minutes tops and Dave scoffed, replying "You have to wait, bro. Like maybe even for half an hour before this stuff kicks in full force. Want some more cake?", he offered, feeling it himself because he was well trained at telling when he was stoned, due to an excessive amount of experience. The brawnier man nodded kind of hesitantly, he supposed he was still hungry, even if it was a surprising thing to think upon. As the smaller blond went to get more cake, Equius became more and more aware of how hungry he was. It became apparent to him that he wanted to eat much more than just cake, and so he clumsily got to his feet and went into Dave's kitchen, holding up his his undone trousers with one of his beefy hands, his heavy gut hanging out.

"Ah, could I perhaps also get a refreshment, and perhaps a bit of... something savory, yes... Just a little something," Equius asked and Dave smirking to himself with his back turned to the blue blood. "Sure thing, you uh... Got any preferences?" He asked, cutting the cake and putting it on a plate again before he went to help search for some decent food for his date. There was a cold burrito in the fridge, a big one that Dave had never finished from the day before. He took it out and showed it took Equius, already moving on to prepare some rice as a side, "Want me to heat this up for you, big boy?", Dave asked teasingly, unable to resist wobbling Equius' round stomach about. The large troll groaned, burping once more and looking ashamed of himself for doing so rather loudly. "Ahh... That looks wonderful." said the blueblood, taking the cake slice away from Dave and going to gobble it up while the leaner man reheated the burrito and some rice for him.

With each bite, Equius felt a pleasant tingling sensation building in his groin. It was different than regular arousal at first, just a sort of hyper awareness of his nook and his flaccid bulge recoiled inside of it but the more he ate, and the more full he got, the more it started to feel like arousal. A pooling of sensation in his abdomen that he couldn't really quell or ignore, and he quickly scuttled off to the couch, propping one of his legs up on the coffee table to try and hide his bulge as it slithered out of his nook and slowly grew larger and more erect. He eventually had to sit as best he could with his bulge tucked under his thighs, which was painful but all he could do to keep himself from being noticeably turned on by his own gluttony.

Dave came back a short while later with the rest of the burrito and got right to rubbing Equius' gut again, feeling the flabby fold of his love handle, massaging the bloated blue swelling of food in his upper abdomen, fiddling with the lower soft plushy portion of his stomach that drew the loudest purring sound out of the alien. Yes, the big blue brute had started to purr, softly at first, but it grew louder the more Dave touched him and the more he consumed.

At the point, he was terribly aroused by Equius' eating habits, or more accurately by how his stomach had expanded a good six inches outwards since they had met earlier that evening, and he still had half a burrito and a bowl of rice to down. His belly grew and grew, until it seemed as if his stomach had nearly doubled in outwards girth since the date had begun, and Dave's cock had doubled in length since they'd arrived home, tenting his slacks and poking into Equius' thigh as the tan young man leaned over him and played with his gut.

"Dave, what is that...? uh... Perhaps it is your phone? Poking me in my thigh?" Equius asked, Dave pausing mid-belly jiggling to look down. He was stoned enough that it..

Now, normally I'm not one to judge a person's weird kinks, but there's like, SO MANY very specific interests of Sugar's going on here: Stuffing, belly love, non-humans, pony play, weed... it's such a tiny niche it's hard to imagine very many other people this could possibly appeal to.

Also Sugar's writing is mediocre and I would not fap to it.

 

[100 Whole Bepis]

Christ, 13 year old Dave looks like he's 40 the way they draw him.

But really everything they draw looks grotesque and wrong.

 

[Meowthkip]

Christ, 13 year old Dave looks like he's 40 the way they draw him.

But really everything they draw looks grotesque and wrong.

That's because Sugar adds like a million fucking lines to characters faces and makes them look like fucking grandmas and grandpas.

 

[A.Shitposter]

That's because Sugar adds like a million fucking lines to characters faces and makes them look like fucking grandmas and grandpas.

I bet Sugar poorly imitated that from Kaz.

 

[DocScuttleButt]

really everything they draw looks grotesque and wrong.

BECAUSE THE MORE LINES YOU ADD TO SOMETHING MAKES IT MORE DETAILED RIGHT???? no

 

[Jacquetta]

Christ, 13 year old Dave looks like he's 40 the way they draw him.

But really everything they draw looks grotesque and wrong.

That's supposed to be a 13 year old? Jesus christ, are you shitting me? I know absolutely nothing about Homestuck beyond the fact that it exists. I genuinely thought that was a 70 year old man or something trying to act young.

Holy christ Sugar, take a class on drawing people. Please.

 

[DocScuttleButt]

Holy christ Sugar, take a class on drawing people.

Sadly they do take classes, or apparently took classes on life study, and it was alright but then they reverted into their Hercules swirly elbows and knees style and Jesus fucking Christ does it look ugly as sin.

 

[Meowthkip]

That's supposed to be a 13 year old? Jesus christ, are you shitting me? I know absolutely nothing about Homestuck beyond the fact that it exists. I genuinely thought that was a 70 year old man or something trying to act young.

Holy christ Sugar, take a class on drawing people. Please.

Funny that you mention that.

They have.

3 hour pose with pastel pencils on charcoal paper
it was apparently supposed to be a 2 day pose but i worked too quickly so the model suggested i make her into something… i decided to make her a werewolf, but only partially? idk

Also

Boy, I hope these are old.

 

[Jacquetta]

Funny that you mention that.

They have.

If the stuff you linked is new, that's such a massive devolution I'm at a total loss for words. Especially since most of this stuff isn't really fantastic to begin with.

 

[Nuclear U-boat Admiral]

As a homestuck fan, those pictures made me incredibly uncomfortable

Then again, most homestuck fanart does. These are just more uncomfortable than usual.

 

[fishercat]

Most Homestuck porn has the characters aged up, which is fine, but that picture makes them look fucking ancient.

Do you see any similarities?

 

[Meowthkip]

Most Homestuck porn has the characters aged up, which is fine, but that picture makes them look fucking ancient.

Do you see any similarities?

THE HOMESTUCK KIDS LOOK HOWEVER I WANT THEM TO LOOK AND CAN BE ANY RACE AND BODY TYPE AND EVEN GENDER I WANT GAAAWWWWWD SHUT UUUUP.

 

[Nuclear U-boat Admiral]

I just noticed Dave's killer 'fro. My god, this just keeps getting better the more you look at it.