😵‍💫 Skitzocow Augustus Sol Invictus / Austin Gillespie - Crazy Lawyer and Failed Politician, Kicked Out of Libertarian Party

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Zeorus said:
This may be the most glorious thing to ever grace my Twitter feed:
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I would pay money to see this. I truly would.

Zeorus said:
ETA: Our sanguinarian friend has been quite the busy bee. Here's his take on the Brussels attacks:

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God almighty, Gus-gus, pick an accent and stick with it, and quit projecting your voice through your nose.

Actually, just quit projecting your voice at all right now. Europe can riot just fine without you egging them on.
 
Here are a few more things relating to the upcoming fight in June:

Bruce Nathan is an independent candidate running against Invictus. Pretty bland website for a meh campaign. I'm surprised he got involved with Invictus at all, to be honest. I haven't found any mention of the fight on his Twitter or Facebook accounts.

And some more posts about the fight from Invictus's Facebook:
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This is the workout regimen he's doing to get ready for this fight. It has a slightly edgelordy vibe to it:

"The first installment of Operation Werewolf's "Warpath," scenario based training programs.
In "My Name is Gladiator," the participant takes on a brutal regimen of stripped down equipment workouts, simulating the training and competition of an ancient Roman gladiator.
A unique and fresh approach to training, paired with a savagely effective program that will forge you into a warlord."
 
Vorhtbame said:
If it's funny, it's totally worth it. I mean, this is just the next step for politics: From circus to Circus Maximus.
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Absolutely. Politician Brawl could be the next big thing in spectator sports. The public is tired of all these drawn-out debates. Instead: TONIGHT!! The Big Fight!! Watch Trump and Ted Cruz going fist-to-fist in the ring! No holds barred! Bets taken!
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Absolutely. Politician Brawl could be the next big thing in spectator sports. The public is tired of all these drawn-out debates. Instead: TONIGHT!! The Big Fight!! Watch Trump and Ted Cruz going fist-to-fist in the ring! No holds barred! Bets taken!
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And if we wind up with Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, it might be an improvement.
 
autisticdragonkin said:
I find it kind of weird how he doesn't just do what normal pagan politicians do and talk about it as though it is Christianity
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I view Invictus as an edgelord, if a bit of a deviation from the norm. Where most edgelords act the way they do because they're teenagers or because they are devoid of personality or ego, Invictus acts out of pure ego - and with that ego, a lot of ambition. If he were to talk about paganism as it relates to Christianity (however tenuous the relationship between Thelema and Christianity may be), it wouldn't sufficiently stroke his ego because he wouldn't be as different as he possibly can.
 
Picklechu said:
Austin Augustus and some of his alt-right buddies apparently got jumped by some SJWs in Portland, Oregon. (Archive) It's like a tard war.

I kind of wish that Hooves had been there.
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I don't think violent antifa thugs count as SJWs because they actually do shit in the real world. Even if it's stupid shit, mainly.

They also predate tumblr by like decades.
 
Picklechu said:
Austin Augustus and some of his alt-right buddies apparently got jumped by some SJWs in Portland, Oregon. (Archive) It's like a tard war.

I kind of wish that Hooves had been there.
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So now America has European-style antifas who terrorize anyone who's slightly right-of-center? (:_(

I mean, Gus obviously doesn't fit into the "slightly right-of-center" category one bit, and the fact that they're in Portland doesn't surprise me, but still...
 
RepQuest said:
So now America has European-style antifas who terrorize anyone who's slightly right-of-center? (:_(
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We've had them for a while actually. Generally, though, they show up at things like Nazi rallies. They follow them like hippies used to follow the Grateful Dead.

They're not exactly helpful and they often turn something that would have just been a few Nazis or Klansmen surrounded by a jeering mob into a riot.
 
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I still think Augustus should rather play in a Power Metal band than try his hands at politics.

EDIT. Or maybe he could start a new genre called Pagancore Rap. (Similar to Gangsta rap but instead of inner city blacks -- or sometimes whites -- rapping about hoes and blow and burning dustbins, it would be goat-sacrificing Romans rapping about nature spirits, eugenics and the Ideal Philosopher-King Republic.)
 
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