I should probably be more disturbed, but this guy's so out of touch with reality I just can't help but be driven to hysterics. He talks like a villain from a Ken Levine game got knocked up by Calvin "Racist-Leo-DiCaprio" Candie.
At this point, I'm hoping Donald Trump uses SuperPAC money to fund this guy's campaign anonymously just to fuck with Marco Rubio. Not for any political or practical reasons as this man is clearly an utterly demented schizophrenic living in a permanent acid flashback and shouldn't be in charge of holding objects sharper or heavier than a tissue box let alone an actual job, but because our country's so fucked I'm just morbidly curious what the absolute worst thing that can happen even is at this point.