Tattoos [August 7&9] Antifa Super Scribbles - More of them.

[nvrwastetree]

I don't know tattoo culture, but do tattoo places have a code of conduct (on top of legal requirements)? Rules like "we will not do gang symbols"?

Yeah, but come on...it's Phil. He probably got all comfortable at the lastest tattoo shop, started to act like the entitled, demanding, delusional tard he is, and ended up managing to piss the tattoo artist off. Phil probably told said artist, "I want a teardrop below my eye because it will make people, especially the farms, believe I am 100% latinx tranny." The artist probably attempted to warn Phil, which resulted in Phil telling said artist to shut his mouth because a woman of color was squeeking and bouncing, and the artist probably just said fuck it, let Phil deal with it when the time comes, it's not my fault Phil's a delusional moron. And everyone but Phil, lived happily ever after. The end.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Not that I've seen, but then again, most gang members don't get their tattoo in a licensed parlor. It's usually in someone's garage.

Or prison with reused and HIV ridden heroin needles.

 

[The Dude]

You know Phil believes his tattoos are world class body art. I'm sure he's had tattoo artists try to talk him in to letting them clean up his scribbles, only for Phil to pitch a tard fit about how they were already perfect and he wants them EXACTLY as he drew them. He doesn't have a single good looking tattoo on his bloated body. He honestly looks like a special ed class got a hold of him, strapped him down, and went to town doodling on him with a tattoo gun. Most people who are big into body art will go with either an over all theme for their ink, or have themes for each section of their body. The only connecting themes for Phil's nasty ink are Autism and shitty life choices.

 

[AnOminous]

You know Phil believes his tattoos are world class body art. I'm sure he's had tattoo artists try to talk him in to letting them clean up his scribbles, only for Phil to pitch a tard fit about how they were already perfect and he wants them EXACTLY as he drew them. He doesn't have a single good looking tattoo on his bloated body. He honestly looks like a special ed class got a hold of him, strapped him down, and went to town doodling on him with a tattoo gun. Most people who are big into body art will go with either an over all theme for their ink, or have themes for each section of their body. The only connecting themes for Phil's nasty ink are Autism and shitty life choices.

It's the kind of shit you'd get at a crust punk party where they all gobble downers by the handful and then whoever passes out first gets punished for it by everyone going wild with the tattoos.

 

[Xanax]

You know Phil believes his tattoos are world class body art. I'm sure he's had tattoo artists try to talk him in to letting them clean up his scribbles, only for Phil to pitch a tard fit about how they were already perfect and he wants them EXACTLY as he drew them. He doesn't have a single good looking tattoo on his bloated body. He honestly looks like a special ed class got a hold of him, strapped him down, and went to town doodling on him with a tattoo gun. Most people who are big into body art will go with either an over all theme for their ink, or have themes for each section of their body. The only connecting themes for Phil's nasty ink are Autism and shitty life choices.

I don't think he does. Phil thinks his shit makes him look hardened, like an anarchist beaten down by the system. Most of his tattoos look like random flash from some mediocre studio, customised with his own messages, and he probably likes it that way.

I don't know tattoo culture, but do tattoo places have a code of conduct (on top of legal requirements)? Rules like "we will not do gang symbols"?

There isn't a universal code of conduct but most artists won't do things of that nature just because it's not something they'd want to attach their name to.

 

[Big Nasty]

I think there are gang-related tattoo parlors, though.

I've heard rumours about how establishments named "House of Pain" are Hells Angels-affiliated.

 

[Bassomatic]

I think there are gang-related tattoo parlors, though.

I've heard rumours about how establishments named "House of Pain" are Hells Angels-affiliated.

I'm sure they do exist. Phil is not in a gang so they wouldn't service him a gang tat .

Also he is a big pussy and gangs scare him almost as much as minorities, so he would not go to any tat places around either.

his last artist was using Phil for money and laughs. he charged phil to take pictures and had a respectable portfolio. who ever is inking our potato now probably same deal he chuckles inside as he marks Phil for death and counts the sped bux.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Don't aspiring tattoo artists practice on pig skin? His whole body looks like they let the rookie go to town on it.

 

[SpaceAce]

Don't aspiring tattoo artists practice on pig skin? His whole body looks like they let the rookie go to town on it.

People say it's because Phil demands his tattoos look just like his drawings, and he probably does, but it is not at all helped by the fact that he's patronizing an establishment more concerned in identity politics than art.
Chaz something or other seems to be responsible for his newer messes, and his art is absolutely atrocious.
Consider the following:

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Ignore the shit kerning on the letters, ignore the fact that it's coloured like a 12 year old who just discovered photoshops blend tool, and take a look at that globe.
That is supposed to be the planet earth.
Then look under it and see what appears to be the head of a cow floating off it's body and a down syndrome riddled pig with on back leg that is detached and the other that is a stub.

Other masterpieces include an out of perspective t rex stolen straight from a still of the original Jurassic Park, a hummingbird that looks like it has badly drawn asian eyes and a jellyfish that is such a gross mash of yellows, oranges and reds I actually stared at it for a moment before I realized what it was even trying to be.

Oh god and also there's this:

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For those that don't immediately see the problem in this piece, please, let me highlight a few things for you:

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I had to close down photoshop and stop there because I could literally whine all night about this one fucked up goofy ass tattoo.
I'm by no means a fantastic artist, but this guy makes my worst pieces look gallery worthy

 

[wellthathappened]

Tattoos are always a bad idea, because when you're old they will be regretful blobs unless you want to pay for maintaining ink you thought was awesome ten years before.

:powerlevel:

 

[AnOminous]

People say it's because Phil demands his tattoos look just like his drawings, and he probably does, but it is not at all helped by the fact that he's patronizing an establishment more concerned in identity politics than art.
Chaz something or other seems to be responsible for his newer messes, and his art is absolutely atrocious.

At least Soniju could do good work when he wasn't being paid by a spud who insisted on having absolute garbage tattooed onto his pig skin.

 

[SpaceAce]

At least Soniju could do good work when he wasn't being paid by a spud who insisted on having absolute garbage tattooed onto his pig skin.

Agreed.
Hard to feel too bad for these idiots though, one look at his portfolio and you can plainly see the shit quality of his lines and colours. You can also see that it's filled with only three things: Hippie bullshit, deformed flowers/fauna and identity politics.
I think that speaks volumes about the crowds attracted to this scribble shack. I mean, who cares if the giant tube of lipstick you got on your hairy man sides looks like a melting dildo when you can say you got it at a green certified, vegan, organic parlor by an honest-to-god totally oppressed, queer transman?

No wonder phil feels right at home.
Speak of the devil:

 

[AnOminous]

Agreed.
Hard to feel too bad for these idiots though, one look at his portfolio and you can plainly see the shit quality of his lines and colours. You can also see that it's filled with only three things: Hippie bullshit, deformed flowers/fauna and identity politics.
I think that speaks volumes about the crowds attracted to this scribble shack. I mean, who cares if the giant tube of lipstick you got on your hairy man sides looks like a melting dildo when you can say you got it at a green certified, vegan, organic parlor by an honest-to-god totally oppressed, queer transman?

No wonder phil feels right at home.
Speak of the devil:

Well, he certainly makes them look like the faggots they are.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Agreed.
Hard to feel too bad for these idiots though, one look at his portfolio and you can plainly see the shit quality of his lines and colours. You can also see that it's filled with only three things: Hippie bullshit, deformed flowers/fauna and identity politics.
I think that speaks volumes about the crowds attracted to this scribble shack. I mean, who cares if the giant tube of lipstick you got on your hairy man sides looks like a melting dildo when you can say you got it at a green certified, vegan, organic parlor by an honest-to-god totally oppressed, queer transman?

No wonder phil feels right at home.
Speak of the devil:

That’s not a design, that’s a doodle. The saggy belly doesn’t improve the look.

 

[UtopiaGuy]

"#faggotmagic" LOL! My fuckin' sides!!

 

[nvrwastetree]

Don't aspiring tattoo artists practice on pig skin? His whole body looks like they let the rookie go to town on it.

That's kind of the idea by letting them practice on Phil. He's a philthy, delusional, idiotic pig. Therefore, by having aspiring tattoo artists draw and scribble on Phil's skin, it not only satisfies Phil's perfectionism, it also allows said artists to outright laugh at Phil to his pig face, all while saving real pigs so they can be broken down and eaten by us.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Sometimes. Depends on the ethnicity and gang. Mexicans and Aryans generally make you cut it off, other whites and most blacks generally make you cover it up with another tattoo after getting your ass stomped.

Here's the thing though, most people who get fucked up generally don't just get a bullshit gang tat like this. There are very specific rules for getting gang tats. Most gangs require you to put in work at a prison to go from unpatched prospect to a patched member. For those that don't know, prison is not jail, if you get patched in while in jail, you will have to cover up or get it cut off while in prison. That is most people that cover up: people who are going to go to prison so they get in good with a gang while in jail and get patched in before they hit the yard, this is a HUGE no-no. Now for what Phil has done, which is gotten a gang tattoo with literally no affiliation or jail or prison time, that is such a massive fuckup that his ass will be green lit by literally any gang worth their salt. He would be flat out murdered if sent to a yard, no questions asked. One sight check he would be alive, the next one the CO would find his ass dead, and it is doubtful that anyone, inmates or COs, would give a shit, and he would become a statistic while nobody even gets a charge over it.

Another massive fuckup is the fact that he claims Latin, that is a big no-no. I would hazard a guess and say 90% of the US Hispanic prison population are honest-to-God cartel-connected gang members, and 100% of them know Spanish. Dudes like him which claim shit that they aren't and don't even know the goddamn language die. They just die. The Aryans will jump in and save a fresh off the bus white boy from getting got because allowing whiteys to get murdered or fucked up on their watch is bad for business, but someone like this who is obviously white but claims Latin will be brutally murdered by the same gangs he tries to get close to, and the Aryans couldn't give any fewer fucks. You can't rely on the COs for protection, because in a 2000 bed prison you may only have 40 officers on shift on a good day.

I have personally seen people beaten to death with a plastic tray over shit half as petty as this. Luckily for him, however, he is legally a female, so it would be pretty easy time compared to what he would get, if he ever went to prison.

Note: I use Aryan because in almost every state and federal prison in the US you will see a subset of Aryans, each state generally has their own flavor, but in 90% of prisons, it's the Aryans who run the white boy car. However they aren't the only white prison gangs to exist.

The Cholas would probably make him cut it off too. Or shank him. White bitches will just see an easy target.

 

[Deez Nuts]

People say it's because Phil demands his tattoos look just like his drawings, and he probably does, but it is not at all helped by the fact that he's patronizing an establishment more concerned in identity politics than art.
Chaz something or other seems to be responsible for his newer messes, and his art is absolutely atrocious.
Consider the following:

Spoiler

Ignore the shit kerning on the letters, ignore the fact that it's coloured like a 12 year old who just discovered photoshops blend tool, and take a look at that globe.
That is supposed to be the planet earth.
Then look under it and see what appears to be the head of a cow floating off it's body and a down syndrome riddled pig with on back leg that is detached and the other that is a stub.

Other masterpieces include an out of perspective t rex stolen straight from a still of the original Jurassic Park, a hummingbird that looks like it has badly drawn asian eyes and a jellyfish that is such a gross mash of yellows, oranges and reds I actually stared at it for a moment before I realized what it was even trying to be.

Oh god and also there's this:

Spoiler

For those that don't immediately see the problem in this piece, please, let me highlight a few things for you:

Spoiler

I had to close down photoshop and stop there because I could literally whine all night about this one fucked up goofy ass tattoo.
I'm by no means a fantastic artist, but this guy makes my worst pieces look gallery worthy

Oh wow. OH WOW this guys portfolio is so BAD.

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This is finished? It looks like some horrible rough sketch

The tip appears to be melting:

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Phil: "OMG Love This"

Guess what tattoo slogan Phil is getting next? He's so unoriginal that he's already ripped off a bunch of names and slogans from other sjw types. Looks like he's just found the next one.

 

[The Dude]

I don't think he does. Phil thinks his shit makes him look hardened, like an anarchist beaten down by the system.

Phil may think that, but the reality is that he looks like a fat, doughy white guy who got used as a canvas for a class of Down's Syndrome kids during art day.

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down syndrome riddled pig

Obviously Chaz takes a lot of inspiration from his clients, because that pig sure looks an awful lot like Phil...only cleaner...and without the beaver teeth.