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Between the teeth and the axe wound, I cannot think of a more appropriate place.Phil lives in Beaverton, if that's any help.
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Between the teeth and the axe wound, I cannot think of a more appropriate place.Phil lives in Beaverton, if that's any help.
NIGHT OF THE LIVING SMEGMA
Or better yet, starts threatening the Farms that his amigos from MS-13 are going to come after us.
Good luck with that in the group showers.
Beaverton is the Portland adjacent suburb where the (relatively) conservative people live.Phil lives in Beaverton, if that's any help.
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He probably meant for it to be a full tear but is re.tarded. Knowing Phil, he'll read this thread and run to get it inked in right away, one can only hope.I think his saving grace here is that he got a clear teardrop, which is given if a family or gang friend dies, or sometimes it may be forcefully given to humiliate a victim of prison rape. If he got the full tear he'd probably be in trouble.
Constantly begs for cash, buys tattoos.
Communism, your first leech to put against the wall.
Not to be rude, but I was under the assumption this was common knowledge. He got a series of ugly tattoos to get noticed by Kiwi-sempai, chopped his dick off in a spur of the moment decision, lives in a dump of a house with a fat tranny ogre who beats the shit out of him. It's safe to say if he has even a molecule of brain power that allows situational awareness, his time offline is spent on the floor crying like a faggot. Even in his videos where he reads Kiwi comments you can see his soul being murdered with every word simple enough that he can comprehend.Sometimes I feel like Phil actually hates himself deep down. I can't look at his body, almost completely covered in disgusting and terrible tattoos, and think "wow, there's a person with strong self-esteem and a good head on his shoulders."
Not to be rude, but I was under the assumption this was common knowledge. He got a series of ugly tattoos to get noticed by Kiwi-sempai, chopped his dick off in a spur of the moment decision, lives in a dump of a house with a fat tranny ogre who beats the shit out of him. It's safe to say if he has even a molecule of brain power that allows situational awareness, his time offline is spent on the floor crying like a faggot. Even in his videos where he reads Kiwi comments you can see his soul being murdered with every word simple enough that he can comprehend.
It can't be the case because in the ad Jenner handed a can of Pepsi to a cop.I just assumed it was a reference to the infamous Kendall Jenner antifa Pepsi commercial, because Phil would be the one human being on earth who viewed that cynical corporate attempt to cash in on pop culture as "edgy" and "subversive."
In the immortal words that Phil parroted, "play stupid games, get stupid prizes".I think the quintessence of it is, if Phil does time, his puckery little anus is gonna get expanded fairly swiftly, to say nothing of his tranny cranny.
Don't worry about it, We've got the flamers pointing away from you... Baked Potato anyone?
But seriously I find it amazing that he's getting ink like this and a lot of it is getting blead in from fucking games of all things.
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