Tattoos [August 7&9] Antifa Super Scribbles - More of them.

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Can't even put his helmet on straight!!

Just . . . :story:

Banh Xeo said:
I disagree, I work manual jobs, including farming when its season and I am in the right location. I am not "college" educated, but I have a huge skill set and am very useful wherever I find myself. I consider myself an anti fascist, but I'm not prancing around taking selfies with morons yelling at other morons. I'm quietly building my own future that will survive no matter what political climate this country is in. I have like minded friends and we all look out for each other and help with whatever we need. Our utopia is possible, but it sure doesn't exist in harmony with people like Phil.

*edit I also don't have tattoos that aren't heavily thought about, and not well hidden in case I need to pass by someone who may not like them.

2nd edit: salty kiwis power leveling my utopia, that’s fine just get me to 9001
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Take yourself on a helicopter ride, fgt

Tragi-Chan said:
It’san edgelord thing. Although if Phil is evil, and he’s Antifa, I guess that means he thinks the fascists are the good guys.
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Given that "Fascist" these days means cis-het psycho-normative person with a job, I'd say they are the good guys.
 
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AnOminous said:
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Is Phil capable of even making an expression like a non-exceptional human?
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I don’t think so, no. The problems are twofold. Firstly, he has some serious derp face going on, so any expression other than blank fish-eyed incomprehension just doesn’t look right. And secondly, his autism means he doesn’t know how to do normal expressions and lacks self-awareness. He thinks that if he intends his expression to look tough, it does, and not like someone drew a frowny face on a turnip.

The fact that we keep bursting his bubble about this seems to really upset him - lately, his selfies have been showing less and less of his face. In his recent “at the protest” selfie, he’s even hiding his eyes. Unfortunately, his thick-rimmed plastic nerd glasses combine with his half-assed cosplay to make him look like an even bigger sped.
 
keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:
He probably meant for it to be a full tear but is re.tarded. Knowing Phil, he'll read this thread and run to get it inked in right away, one can only hope.
Or... Is his forceful prison rape tear symbolic of Daddy Rape Day? Nah, Phil ain't that deep.
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It's not a tear at all. Unless you count "boy tears".

It's a colored in drop of semen
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I don’t think so, no. The problems are twofold. Firstly, he has some serious derp face going on, so any expression other than blank fish-eyed incomprehension just doesn’t look right. And secondly, his autism means he doesn’t know how to do normal expressions and lacks self-awareness. He thinks that if he intends his expression to look tough, it does, and not like someone drew a frowny face on a turnip.

The fact that we keep bursting his bubble about this seems to really upset him - lately, his selfies have been showing less and less of his face. In his recent “at the protest” selfie, he’s even hiding his eyes. Unfortunately, his thick-rimmed plastic nerd glasses combine with his half-assed cosplay to make him look like an even bigger sped.
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Not only are his expressions top tier derpy (because he doesn't understand nor comprehend facial expressions or what they mean. I could see someone getting pissed at Phil, and having the biggest scowl on their face, only for Phil, being the dumbass he is, would probably think said person is excited to see him), but his eyes are physically lopsided and cockeyed. His mother, instead of wiping his ass, should have gotten Phil's face fixed.
 
I can't tell if the tattoo place really sucks, or if Phil draws his own designs and they just do it exactly as he draws them without suggesting any alterations. Given that they're willing to do a teardrop and all that other inflammatory political shit, probably both.

Also lol at his hair, he looks like a balding college professor. A professor who had a railroad spike driven through his head, perhaps.

Ginger Piglet said:
Phil's actual thought process for this sort of thing.

#include bouncensqueak.h;

void tatts();
{

if (ClearSkin>0) and (TugboatArrived=true) {
FindClearSkin(SQRT(BankBalance));
puts(rnd(0xSPERGYNONSENSE);
printf(AntifaSlogan,Bicycle,SexToys);
WearCostume(Antifa,Larp)
Selfie(KiwiVengeance, Tumblr | Twitter);
Aftercare==0
}
else FinancialPraxis();
}

Yeah, my C is rusty but then again so is Phil's sweat.
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10 PRINT "DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
 
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Judging by how lousy they are, he probably got them all done in a 7-11 parking lot for the price of a blow job.
 
UtopiaGuy said:
Judging by how lousy they are, he probably got them all done in a 7-11 parking lot for the price of a blow job.
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Being Phil is dirty and buck teeth, he probably got paid to not suck dick. I can't picture what nurgle like horrors you'd be exposed to as those filth chompers brush up on your wang.
 
Bassomatic said:
I can't picture what nurgle like horrors you'd be exposed to as those filth chompers brush up on your wang.
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I wish people would stop with this, Nurgle loves you in-spite of your faults and give you his "gifts". Phil's afflictions are entirely of his own making and are unaffiliated with the Lord of Entropy in any way because frankly there is nothing likeable about Phil that Nurgle would find sympathetic to begin with. If you are sick and in pain Nurgle takes that pay away and gives you life ever lasting, if your fragile he makes that fragility not so bad as you'll grow new fleshy bits to compensate. BUT only if you are willing to spread that love and love others in turn including sometimes tough love, Phil has never cared for anyone but himself but he's just too dumb to realise it.

If anything Phil is a devotee of Slaanesh, who is the god of excess in all things despite not knowing it look at the evidence to hand -
1) Fat.
2) Sexually deviant.
3) Obsessive about his chosen appearance and messaging it in the most eye wateringley hideous ways.
4) Vain in a way most normal people are not able to comprehend.
5) Fluid identity to enable him to play what ever roll he finds decidant.
6) Strong Sadist / Massochistic switching behaviours, i.e. he is the guy who trys to Top from the Bottom.

Now I've got to read the Litany of Castigation to make a penance for having to explain this.
 
Ravenor said:
I wish people would stop with this, Nurgle loves you in-spite of your faults and gives you his "gifts" to show that love. Phil's afflictions are entirely of his own making and are unaffiliated with the Lord of Entropy in any way because frankly there is nothing likeable about Phil that Nurgle would find sympathetic to begin with. If you are sick and in pain Nurgle takes that pay away and gives you life ever lasting, if your fragile he makes that fragility not so bad as you'll grow new fleshy bits to compensate. BUT only if you are willing to spread that love and love others in turn including sometimes tough love, Phil has never cared for anyone but himself but he's just too dumb to realise it.

If anything Phil is a devotee of Slaanesh, who is the god of excess in all things despite not knowing it look at the evidence to hand -
1) Fat.
2) Sexually deviant.
3) Obsessive about his chosen appearance and messaging it in the most eye wateringley hideous ways.
4) Vain in a way most normal people are not able to comprehend.
5) Fluid identity to enable him to play what ever roll he finds appealing to his decidant lifestyle.
6) Strong Sadist / Massochistic switching behaviours, i.e. he is the guy who trys to Top from the Bottom.

Now I've got to read the Litany of Castigation to make a penance for having to explain this.
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Also, one look at the stink ditch and even the most mentally disciplined Eldar would squick-orgy themselves into the Eye of Terror.
 
Ravenor said:
I wish people would stop with this, Nurgle loves you in-spite of your faults and gives you his "gifts" to show that love. Phil's afflictions are entirely of his own making and are unaffiliated with the Lord of Entropy in any way because frankly there is nothing likeable about Phil that Nurgle would find sympathetic to begin with. If you are sick and in pain Nurgle takes that pay away and gives you life ever lasting, if your fragile he makes that fragility not so bad as you'll grow new fleshy bits to compensate. BUT only if you are willing to spread that love and love others in turn including sometimes tough love, Phil has never cared for anyone but himself but he's just too dumb to realise it.

If anything Phil is a devotee of Slaanesh, who is the god of excess in all things despite not knowing it look at the evidence to hand -
1) Fat.
2) Sexually deviant.
3) Obsessive about his chosen appearance and messaging it in the most eye wateringley hideous ways.
4) Vain in a way most normal people are not able to comprehend.
5) Fluid identity to enable him to play what ever roll he finds appealing to his decidant lifestyle.
6) Strong Sadist / Massochistic switching behaviours, i.e. he is the guy who trys to Top from the Bottom.

Now I've got to read the Litany of Castigation to make a penance for having to explain this.
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I'm sorry for taking Papa's name in vain.
 
Xanax said:
I can't tell if the tattoo place really sucks, or if Phil draws his own designs and they just do it exactly as he draws them without suggesting any alterations. Given that they're willing to do a teardrop and all that other inflammatory political shit, probably both.
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I don't know tattoo culture, but do tattoo places have a code of conduct (on top of legal requirements)? Rules like "we will not do gang symbols"?
 
Ravenor said:
I wish people would stop with this, Nurgle loves you in-spite of your faults and gives you his "gifts" to show that love. Phil's afflictions are entirely of his own making and are unaffiliated with the Lord of Entropy in any way because frankly there is nothing likeable about Phil that Nurgle would find sympathetic to begin with. If you are sick and in pain Nurgle takes that pay away and gives you life ever lasting, if your fragile he makes that fragility not so bad as you'll grow new fleshy bits to compensate. BUT only if you are willing to spread that love and love others in turn including sometimes tough love, Phil has never cared for anyone but himself but he's just too dumb to realise it.

If anything Phil is a devotee of Slaanesh, who is the god of excess in all things despite not knowing it look at the evidence to hand -
1) Fat.
2) Sexually deviant.
3) Obsessive about his chosen appearance and messaging it in the most eye wateringley hideous ways.
4) Vain in a way most normal people are not able to comprehend.
5) Fluid identity to enable him to play what ever roll he finds appealing to his decidant lifestyle.
6) Strong Sadist / Massochistic switching behaviours, i.e. he is the guy who trys to Top from the Bottom.

Now I've got to read the Litany of Castigation to make a penance for having to explain this.
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Nah, Phil’s a devotee of the Great Horned Rat. His teeth are absolutely perfect for it.
 
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