Tattoos [August 7&9] Antifa Super Scribbles - More of them.

[Haramburger]

I'm fairly certain he got the teardrop not because he knew the significance of it, but because he saw someone in nerd culture media and wanted to copy it. My best guess is Isabel "Dizzy" Cordova from Vertigo's "100 Bullets"; latina gangbanger from Issue #1 that ends up getting recruited into a training game that eventually conditions her into joining the super-assassin attack dog squad for the lefty Illuminati basically. Kind of fits the headcanon he's trying to broadcast too, cutting off his dick, claiming latinx heritage, getting tatted to match his favorite character, matching name, orbiting violent group affiliation.

Spoiler

Watch out for braids/weave next

 

[nvrwastetree]

Lmao non centered chest tattoo, matches perfectly with his asymmetrical slanted attempt at a vagina. My goddamned sides!

Edit: weren't teardrop tattoos the way gang members showed off their kills? Spud is in for a nice latinx surprise from MS-13

The dipshit probably thinks he's part of MS-13. Get ready for a comeback post telling us kiwis that MS-13 are his family, that they support trannies, and that 75% of MS-13 members are trans. The day that MS-13 or another cartel confront Phil over some stupid shit he says about them is going to be fucking glorious and I cannot wait for his reaction to him getting his ass kicked...maybe he will make a heroic delusional post saying how he defended himself and took out 3 members who were threatening him

 

[Mogambo]

I'm laughing at all the cringe-worthy tattoos, but I can't decide if his yard helmet makes him look more like Dark Helmet or Michael Dukakis. Either way he looks like an idiot.

More like Antifa Supersized Soldiers.

He really puts the "special" in special forces.

I like the flaming dildo and the can of Pepsi... and is that a turd? So anti-establishment!

I just assumed it was a reference to the infamous Kendall Jenner antifa Pepsi commercial, because Phil would be the one human being on earth who viewed that cynical corporate attempt to cash in on pop culture as "edgy" and "subverise."

Like you said, hes the ultimate consumer whore. He believes anything the advertising tells him. If Pepsi says they are anti-establishment and use protestors in ads, Phil will literally believe they are endorsed by Antifa. Really I'm amazed we haven't been able to trick Phil into thinking we're some sort of leftist rebel organization just by claiming we are and putting up some random Spanish and bicycle related crap. LOL.

what a feminine 5 '0' clock shadow this woman has

Heh, I have a theory that a lot of these troops are so caught up in the idea that "gender is a social construct" that they try hard to look as unfeminine as humanly possible, because the best way to say "I'm a beautiful womyn" is to look like a hideous river troll someone slapped a dress on, and if you don't want to sleep with him well you're just a transmisogynist pig!

Of course in Phil's case its probably just because hes too fat and lazy to do anything other than shit himself.

I'm fairly certain he got the teardrop not because he knew the significance of it, but because he saw someone in nerd culture media and wanted to copy it. My best guess is Isabel "Dizzy" Cordova from Vertigo's "100 Bullets"; latina gangbanger from Issue #1 that ends up getting recruited into a training game that eventually conditions her into joining the super-assassin attack dog squad for the lefty Illuminati basically. Kind of fits the headcanon he's trying to broadcast too, cutting off his dick, claiming latinx heritage, getting tatted to match his favorite character, matching name, orbiting violent group affiliation.

Spoiler

Watch out for braids/weave next

Eh, Phil's not much of a reader (he literally has trouble comprehending most things), and 100 Bullets isn't mainstream enough for him to be aware of. Hell he seems to view comics as "too immature" which is kind of funny considering hes obsessed with Star Wars and Naruto. Hell his whole protestor persona is just one long stretch of angsty teenage rebellion that's somehow lasted into his 30s.

Most likely hes seen the tear drop tattoos in pop culture and somehow glommed onto that as yet another defining trait of Latino identity, along with sombreros, eagles, roses, Catholicism, tequila, badly translated Spanish, calacas, maps of Mexico... basically his entire perception of Latinos comes from American pop culture stereotypes about Mexicans hes somehow latched onto. It's actually pretty sad. I'm half surprised he doesn't hang out at Home Depot pretending to be a day laborer yet...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The point of the black bloc uniform of antifa is to remain anonymous, be able to quickly shed your black overclothes and blend in with a crowd to avoid prosecution. It doesn't work if you tattoo antifa all over your body like an idiot.

And it’s not like he’s just got inked in easily-covered places. It’s his neck, his nose and his hands. He’ll either have to cover absolutely everything or he’ll have to give his identity away. It just proves that he never has and never will participate in any protest for longer than it takes to snap a selfie from the back of the crowd.

 

[Hux]

With all this said with how he'd be fucked up if he went into a Hispanic neighborhood, isn't it also true that Portland and/or Seattle are one of the whitest cities on the West Coast, so that alone may be his saving grace in this?

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

With all this said with how he'd be fucked up if he went into a Hispanic neighborhood, isn't it also true that Portland and/or Seattle are one of the whitest cities on the West Coast, so that alone may be his saving grace in this?

Portland is a haven for white liberal heroin junkies, and Phil is exceptional even there.

 

[Ravenor]

As a representative of the Adeptus Mechanicus, we claim no affiliation with these ‘antifa’ Abhuman strains and find their usage of the Holy Cog Mechanicum Iconography offensive and heretical.

Don't worry about it, We've got the flamers pointing away from you... Baked Potato anyone?

But seriously I find it amazing that he's getting ink like this and a lot of it is getting blead in from fucking games of all things.

He really puts the "special" in special forces.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

The teardrop isn't the only fake gang tattoo Phil has. He's got the five dots on his hand (at the base of his thumb) too (the tattoo that signifies doing prison time).

Phil has larped as a 'bishie prison inmate' before now. There are photos from his Deviant Art account from when he still lived with his mum, where he's wearing the prison orange jumpsuit with a shaved head, thinking he looks all adorable and Sasuke-ish. Let's hope Phil keeps well out of the way of gang members, non-fake Hispanics and any trouble that would land him in a real prison, because actual prison rape is far from this fat white boy's little fantasy. Luckily for Phil he's too chickenshit and keeps well out of the way of scary brown people and trouble. The closest he's got to a run-in with law enforcement was a selfie with an autistic sign, apparently taken last week outside Portland's police offices.

Someone in antifa circles will probably get sick of his loud posturing and will give him another black eye soon enough. If there's one thing Phil's good at, it's creating enemies simply by being himself.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

With all this said with how he'd be fucked up if he went into a Hispanic neighborhood, isn't it also true that Portland and/or Seattle are one of the whitest cities on the West Coast, so that alone may be his saving grace in this?

And he avoids non-whites like the plague. I think the ass-kicking would more likely come from Antifa, because Phil looks like an obvious plant.

 

[Ravenor]

Someone in antifa circles will probably get sick of his loud posturing and will give him another black eye soon enough. If there's one thing Phil's good at, it's creating enemies simply by being himself.

I have said it recently but a lot of the Portland Anti-Fa are former Occupy members and they rember Phil quite well and have unpersoned him for the most part. The only reason he's got a few moments with them recently was the Portland event on the 3rd and he's keeping to the edges for the moment trying to work out how he's going to fit in but most of the ones he was associating with before hand are mostly ignoring him already and that's the weekend warrior types, the serious one's would pretty much kick his arse on site for the principal alone.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Heh, I have a theory that a lot of these troops are so caught up in the idea that "gender is a social construct" that they try hard to look as unfeminine as humanly possible

I always thought it was just laziness. It fits the narrative too: makeup and "girl" hygiene products are oppressive and overly expensive so I look like a drunken hobo the day before Christmas to resist against the patriarchy and totally not because I'm a mentally unstable person!

 

[sperginity]

Even that aside.
He is now, by definition, wandering Portland armed with visible gang tattoos.
This is not going to end well.

There are scary homeless people all over PDX, but south east Portland can be frightening regardless. I would wager that Phil's shitty apartment is in SE Portland, actually, considering the meager tugboat income and ridiculously high price of rent in the safer parts of the city.

I know that some gangs will cut the tattoo off you if you get a tattoo and don't belong to the gang. That's an extreme outcome. He might just get his ass kicked or get the cops called on him constantly.

 

[ForTheHoard]

That teardrop tattoo is the most dangerous thing he's done next to cutting his dick off. He's fortunate he's legally changed his gender because if he went to a male prison with that shit they would hold him down and cut it out of his face.

The Mexican Mafia employs women, too. Female prisons are less violent, but I can't see them letting him slide with a gang tattoo he didn't earn.

 

[AnOminous]

The dipshit probably thinks he's part of MS-13. Get ready for a comeback post telling us kiwis that MS-13 are his family, that they support trannies, and that 75% of MS-13 members are trans. The day that MS-13 or another cartel confront Phil over some stupid shit he says about them is going to be fucking glorious and I cannot wait for his reaction to him getting his ass kicked...maybe he will make a heroic delusional post saying how he defended himself and took out 3 members who were threatening him

Or better yet, starts threatening the Farms that his amigos from MS-13 are going to come after us.

He’ll either have to cover absolutely everything or he’ll have to give his identity away.

Good luck with that in the group showers.

 

[Big Nasty]

NIGHT OF THE LIVING SMEGMA

Spoiler: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Tragi-Chan]

NIGHT OF THE LIVING SMEGMA

Spoiler: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What’s with that facial expression? Is he trying to hide his double chins? Because nothing short of a burqa could do that.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Maybe Phil killed someone.

He killed himself when he chopped his dick off and his mommy quit wiping his ass

 

[TiggerNits]

Phil only cut off his (micro) penis so he could use the cavity to store more ammo, Im sure

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I would wager that Phil's shitty apartment is in SE Portland, actually, considering the meager tugboat income and ridiculously high price of rent in the safer parts of the city.
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Phil lives in Beaverton, if that's any help.

And yeah, I can't imagine female gang members taking his fake prison tatts any less seriously than their male counterparts.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I had to do a double-take after someone else said this spelled out "misandry," I thought it was just an extreme homage to the Homestuck fandom with all those wacky symbols at first

Wtf is going on with fatasses fingers??? He's either double jointed, or the dumbass broke them trying to finger his dirty shit encrusted trench or something.