Attack on Titan Griefing Thread - >tfw even your VA thinks that you're a loser

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How will Eren be stopped?

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Oilspill Battery said:
Haha it's all pointless bro human nature never changes bro it's a cycle of conflict you get me bro very deep yes? Its like a metaphor, social commentary , violence begets violence, its deep you see because its like a circle, circles are deep because in order to be deep you need a hole and most holes are circles, its like poetry they rhyme. (the circles i mean)
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I meant more like if he's going to actually continue the story, but that's hilarious.
 
Trombonista said:
I don't think he knows.
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That is why it would be funny, it would be further proof that Attack on Titan was nothing but 140 chapters of fucking wheel spinning from an author who had no idea where the plot was going nor the answer to any of the mysteries he was setting up.
 
Remember how episode 1 of Osomatsu-san got banned because of that AoT parody? I always thought that was some corporate fuckery, but do you think Isayama himself ordered the episode to be pulled?
 
Travoltron said:
Remember how episode 1 of Osomatsu-san got banned because of that AoT parody? I always thought that was some corporate fuckery, but do you think Isayama himself ordered the episode to be pulled?
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I thought it was because they parodied way too many properties without getting permission, but if it was actually Isayama then fuck him.
 
Oilspill Battery said:
Haha it's all pointless bro human nature never changes bro it's a cycle of conflict you get me bro very deep yes? Its like a metaphor, social commentary , violence begets violence, its deep you see because its like a circle, circles are deep because in order to be deep you need a hole and most holes are circles, its like poetry they rhyme. (the circles i mean)
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The saddest part is, people can and will end the circle of violence. But there's always people like the mangaka who apparently cannot fathom that.
 
Isayama released a statement saying he knows the ending is very controversial, and for people to please be kind to him during his visit to America. (archive)
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Bunny Tracks said:
Isayama released a statement saying he knows the ending is very controversial, and for people to please be kind to him during his visit to America. (archive)
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The Q&A starts out well enough. The questions are good natured, even the ones about the ending. Everyone is reasonable. The fans aren't aggressive and Isayama isn't overly defensive.

Then a blue haired man in a skirt and striped stockings walks right up to him and demands he publicly apologize for promoting facism and quit the industry altogether. Chanting each word. He tries to respond but the man screams over him every time he talks. This goes on for about a minute before a Hetalia cosplayer in full authentic Nazi regalia literally goosesteps in and pushes the man aside. He accuses Isayama of being a traitor to Japan and the Axis for not letting Eren kill everyone, opens a copy of of Mein Kamp, and begins to read aloud, competing with the blue hair for volume until they both go red in the face.

It's at this point that a middle aged autistic woman in the front row stands up, bursts into tears and begs Isayama to confirm that Levi and Erwin were gay. The room goes silent. Even the blue hair and the nazi wait quietly for his answer.

He coughs, pauses for a moment more, and finally answers: "Levi and Erwin weren't gay. Nobody was gay. Not Even Ymir and Historia. They both loved dick. Almost as much as Levi loved pussy. That's why he revived Armin instead of Erwin".

The crowd erupts in fury and descends upon him like a scene out of a zombie movie. It takes five bodyguards to escort him out of the room safely, and they just barely manage to get Isayama into a helicopter before they reach him. Isayama watches from the fleeing chopper as the horde devour the bodyguards alive. He pulls out his sketchbook. Attack on Titan 2 is announced the very next day.
 
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Trashfire Garbagefuck said:
The Q&A starts out well enough. The questions are good natured, even the ones about the ending. Everyone is reasonable. The fans aren't aggressive and Isayama isn't overly defensive.

Then a blue haired man in a skirt and striped stockings walks right up to him and demands he publicly apologize for promoting facism and quit the industry altogether. Chanting each word. He tries to respond but the man screams over him every time he talks. This goes on for about a minute before a Hetalia cosplayer in full authentic Nazi regalia literally goosesteps in and pushes the man aside. He accuses Isayama of being a traitor to Japan and the Axis for not letting Eren kill everyone, opens a copy of of Mein Kamp, and begins to read aloud, competing with the blue hair for volume until they both go red in the face.

It's at this point that a middle aged autistic woman in the front row stands up, bursts into tears and begs Isayama to confirm that Levi and Erwin were gay. The room goes silent. Even the blue hair and the nazi wait quietly for his answer.

He coughs, pauses for a moment more, and finally answers: "Levi and Erwin weren't gay. Nobody was gay. Not Even Ymir and Historia. They both loved dick. Almost as much as Levi loved pussy. That's why he revived Armin instead of Erwin".

The crowd erupts in fury and descends upon him like a scene out of a zombie movie. It takes five bodyguards to escort him out of the room safely, and they just barely manage to get Isayama into a helicopter before they reach him. Isayama watches from the fleeing chopper as the horde devour the bodyguards alive. He pulls out his sketchbook. Attack on Titan 2 is announced the very next day.
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I'm going to pretend this is true and accurate.
 
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