Are Californians Human?

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As a non-native resident of CA I can say with certainty that there is definitely human life here, but it isn't thriving, so most of the actual humans here are working on their escape plans. Even so, the mere fact that they're California natives is going to hurt them even when they do manage to get free. I'm fortunate that my official residence, driver's license and vehicle tags are all from my home state. I can't imagine trying to start over somewhere new with that kind of stigma.
 
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Sadly, many Californians are a mutant mixture of goblins, ogres, golems, and various other vile creatures. Many of them are more fully human, but have been exposed to so much brainwashing that they are beyond redemption; extremely sad cases. Few among them are real somnambulant humans who just need to be woken up. A scant handful of them are true men, but are essential prisoners in a wicked realm of vice and villainy. It is these last two groups who I feel the most sympathy and pain for, but for the good of all mankind I would still press the launch button and wipe California off the map with nuclear hellfire.
 
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Some JERK said:
As a non-native resident of CA I can say with certainty that there is definitely human life here, but it isn't thriving, so most of the actual humans here are working on their escape plans. Even so, the mere fact that they're California natives is going to hurt them even when they do manage to get free. I'm fortunate that my official residence, driver's license and vehicle tags are all from my home state. I can't imagine trying to start over somewhere new with that kind of stigma.
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Go ahead and tell your buddies the other states don't want them and they're ruining the local economy with their ballooning housing prices. Fix your own state before you come ruining ours.
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AbyssStarer said:
Go ahead and tell your buddies the other states don't want them and they're ruining the local economy with their ballooning housing prices. Fix your own state before you come ruining ours.
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I love the fact that Oklahoma and Texas just share a mutual dislike of each other and California is in the background thinking "Hey Texas, please notice me" while surrounded by loads of other neighboring states that hate them.
 
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