I'm not sure if anyone's really mentioned this, but I want to mention how fucking horrendous the promotional images and advertising Apple uses are nowadays. This post took me a while to write, but it's not because I have much to say, but it's because I've been playing "Spot the Nigger" with Apple's website and keynotes for the past hour. I haven't killed so much time because THEY ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
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They can't even be normal looking niggers either. At least when they put a nigger in older Apple promotional images (like before Jobs kicked the bucket) they at least chose some that looked like human beings and didn't make up all of the fucking people they used. But now they always have to be some sort of disgusting freak of nature. I suppose these types of pictures are tantalizing for Tim Cook's group of faggot friends who probably have orgies with each other three times a week and have lists of STDs they contracted larger than the average novel but guess what, they (fortunately) make up a very small part of this country. The average person, no matter how much the elite or even themselves try to convince them of this, wants to do anything with these inhuman degenerate faggots, and they sure as hell aren't going to be more interested in picking up an iPad by looking at this shit. Perhaps you should be tailoring these ads to these people instead of making it niggers and mutts 24/7. Fortunately, the nigger faggots are too much for the rest of the world as I checked the Saudi Arabian website and the nigger faggot in the bottom right corner of the third image got replaced, lol.
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They can't even use decent music or art in their videos either. Here's another iPad image showing drawing Algeria Art. Wow! The iPad is so advanced! I've never had a device that lets you draw MS-Paint tier drawings in my life. Shut up and take my money! Why they can't use normal drawings and activities like editing family photos or surfing videos like they used to is beyond me. The only place where I have a bit of refuge from this nonsense is the Mac Pro page, although in turn that page is so devoid of any character whatsoever.
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All in all, I think this comparison between two ads shows how Apple can't advertise for shit anymore. Here's an iPod silhouette commercial from about the early 2000s:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TaVFCdwT0hkAnd now here's a silhouette commercial that they made for the AirPods Pro
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-5y2YqrlOr4The concept of the original silhouette commercial was pretty simple. It was just a bunch of cool looking people rocking out to cool music. The people had enough detail where you can sort of make out things like their clothes and hairstyles, which added to how these people were supposed to represent the coolest of the cool, but not enough so you could project yourself and go "hey if I had an iPod maybe I could be cool like that too". THE NEW COMMERCIAL CAN'T EVEN FUCKING GET THAT RIGHT. For starters, the music actually has to be listenable (not some shitty knockoff trap music), and POPULAR. The fact that people recognized the music played in these ads is part of what made the original ad campaign succeed. I tried looking up the guy who made the song in the AirPods commercial, Lex Junior, and the first thing I see on his website is a blurb bragging that his song was used once in an Apple commercial. This guy is so irrelevant that as far as I'm concerned they just slapped on some stock music and called it a day, in turn missing half of the point. The other half of the point they missed is that these are supposed to be SILHOUETTES and not niggers in dark lighting. But no, making it so you can see every pore of the nigger lady's skin makes perfect sense, why understand what made the original silhouette campaign so successful when you can just coast on nostalgiabaiting and diversity and call it day.
Apple can make some nice products, but I hope Tim Cook drops dead.