💼 Careercow Anthony Cumia - A once successful radio host crashes and burns, turning on all his fans and the drama around it

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I mentioned this IRL personal lolcow of mine had posted the other day that Roger Stone had been asking her to suggest some guests for his show. She’s posted it again. This is how desperate WABC is to get guests for these shitty shows. No wonder Stone (and WABC) settled for Cumia.

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Speaking of shitty shows, Nana’s dog barked through the beginning of the show and it just got worse from there. There’s no way anyone is praising this horseshit:

 
John Andrews Stan said:
Anfernee is such a thin-skinned bitch. Monday Kevin Brennan clowned him for his boring dog-centered shows and construction site studio. By Tuesday afternoon Cumia was STILL hurting from the slightest criticism. It’s amazing this cunt doesn’t get trolled harder and more often:

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he need to call his father and forgive his mother. he got the soul of a woman living inside him.
 
HONKHONKTIME said:
he need to call his father and forgive his mother. he got the soul of a woman living inside him.
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They're both long dead. I don't know remember how he handled his dad's death, but he stuck his mom in a nursing home for the last few years of her life and never visited her because she had dementia and "it would be too sad", so he let his sister handle everything until it was over. Then he got pissy after pests started leaving messages on her online obituary and basically turned it into a Jocktober (with less black dicks, I think they were at least a little more respectful than Ant was to his own mom).
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
She was brought up on one of Opie's streams a while ago and he said he never knew what happened to her.
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Ant meet up with her in NYC a couple of years ago and took her out to a comedy club that the owner or manager had asked him not to come back to (may have been the Bill Burr incident or I may be mixing up stories) He brought her as an N-shield so he wouldn't get kicked out again. He mentioned that she had a good job in the DC area (maybe even Government related IIRC)
 
It's so funny I was listening to some videos on YouTube of Ant talking about his dad and how he kept the keys from the vending machine company he worked for and used the machines afterwards as his personal ATMs until the company eventually changed the locks. He moved into an apartment in California rented from a nice old couple never paid any rent and trashed the place by allow the dog to piss on the carpet and when the power was shut off, they bought Kerosene lamps which blackened the walls. He almost robbed a man at gun point who was making his nightly drop off at the bank from his store until his buddy talked him out of it.

For all Ant's hatred of Blacks his dad sure did a lot of Nigger Shit.

Edit: Cherry on top of course Dad never could keep a job and left his family.
 
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mawrieposter said:
Anthony is going to Washington

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Hi, my name is Anthony Cumia, a transplant from New York City. I was the cohost of a popular shock jock radio show and now spend my time whining about niggers to an online audience.

I would like to represent the fair people of South Carolina in the United States Senate. I have zero political experience or political tact, considering I associate myself with active far-right groups.

As your Senator, I will be different from that limp-wristed faggot, Lindsey Graham. I will follow every word of President Trump like submissive bitch, call every female Democrat a cunt, and use at least one racial slur for black people every time I speak.

So vote for me, Anthony Cumia. Remember, I hate niggers.
 
South Carolina conservatives don’t take kindly to carpetbaggers, especially ones from New York City. The only ones that’d ever vote for him are other carpetbagger transplants like Anthony.
 
Imperial Citizen said:
Hi, my name is Anthony Cumia, a transplant from New York City. I was the cohost of a popular shock jock radio show and now spend my time whining about niggers to an online audience.

I would like to represent the fair people of South Carolina in the United States Senate. I have zero political experience or political tact, considering I associate myself with active far-right groups.

As your Senator, I will be different from that limp-wristed faggot, Lindsey Graham. I will follow every word of President Trump like submissive bitch, call every female Democrat a cunt, and use at least one racial slur for black people every time I speak.

So vote for me, Anthony Cumia. Remember, I hate niggers.
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If he moved a little further south that campaign would work.
 
Imperial Citizen said:
Hi, my name is Anthony Cumia, a transplant from New York City. I was the cohost of a popular shock jock radio show and now spend my time whining about niggers to an online audience.
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At least his empty IRL stand up appearances over the years likely gave him a dose of reality re: his popularity & relevance outside of his Compound Media bubble.

I can still picture him on that minor league baseball diamond doing standup before dozens of bored onlookers.
 
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Imperial Citizen said:
Hi, my name is Anthony Cumia, a transplant from New York City. I was the cohost of a popular shock jock radio show and now spend my time whining about niggers to an online audience.

I would like to represent the fair people of South Carolina in the United States Senate. I have zero political experience or political tact, considering I associate myself with active far-right groups.

As your Senator, I will be different from that limp-wristed faggot, Lindsey Graham. I will follow every word of President Trump like submissive bitch, call every female Democrat a cunt, and use at least one racial slur for black people every time I speak.

So vote for me, Anthony Cumia. Remember, I hate niggers.
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Also don't worry I'm sure the political machine will just let me run and won't relentlessly replay horrible things I've said across various media platforms.

I'm sure everyone can get behind Anthony "Black People Aren't Human" Cumia.
 
mawrieposter said:
Don't watch if you're easily triggered (or bored), tonight's "star" guest is energy sponge Dave Landau

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What the fuck is that face? What is he trying to convey with that look? He's so fucking punchable in that image I just..

Hey Johnny Bravo said:
Has there ever been any solid evidence that his kids aren't his? I know it's funny to joke about, but I don't think it's accurate. He never posts photos of his kid because of that extra creepy stalker he had a few years ago who LARPed as his brother.
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Get a cup of coffee, and pour a teaspoon of milk in to it and tell me what color it becomes. Does the coffee become darker? Or lighter? Burr's baby is darker than his wife. If that child had even a quarter of Bill's grimy, Irish ginger DNA the kid would have looked more like Aaron Gordon or Blake Griffin than the kid he has.
John Andrews Stan said:
VERY inspired by Opie Unleashed, no doubt.
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Or the FU line, which I am pretty sure they openly admitted to Scorch's face they stole from him live on XM, lmao.
The Hardest R said:
I get it. He’s old and bitter. He’s financially secure but he got shitcanned by SiriusXM. He tried taking on Howard Stern and ultimately failed, not just by a little but he was never remotely in the same league. He has no real friends to speak of. I imagine a lot of morning zoo hosts feel the same way. I remember Glenn Beck was a morning zoo host and when his show failed he contemplated suicide before becoming the but he is today. He should just be happy he’s got millions in the bank but I totally get it.
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He should have been, but the network that they worked for was firmly on the side of Stern, instead of on the side of making shitloads of money.
 
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