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You'd be surprised what certain exercises can do for your ass but, yeah, Nikki is gonna burn all of Jimmy's money.
💼 Careercow Anthony Cumia - A once successful radio host crashes and burns, turning on all his fans and the drama around it
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Jim couldn't just admit he's gay and find a (relatively) normal gay man to make soup for him. He had to get attracted to severely mentally ill men who think they are women but only know how to be the worst stereotypes about them. Now he gets to be literally fucked in the ass until he gets fucked in the ass in divorce court. Couldn't have happened to a nicer worm.
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I’m still convinced Jimmy’s marriage to Magnus is just one long humiliation fetish. You know that the marriage will end once the money does and then Thor can do various tell-alls about how the depraved shit The Worm is into while simultaneously pretending to be a big victim.
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Jim is nearly 60 years old, he absolutely did not want to come out of the closet and get fag bashed mercilessly during the 70s, 80s, or 90s. Listen to standup during that time, or even later (including Jim Norton himself), to get an idea of how gays were talked about during that time. Most punchlines or insults were some variation of "You are gay" or "You suck dicks". It was normal for gay dudes to just keep their gayness on the "down low" but when it came out they were made fun of mercilessly and Jim knew it. Being Gay was not something that was celebrated or thought of as good (a better time).
It's unclear if he thinks Tranny chasing is him cleverly circumventing the "gay" label (which some people actually believe) or he's just internalized this shame and guilt about being gay into a humiliation fetish, but either way he's clearly not OK. Worse for him is that all of this has given him what people would consider to be a great life. He has tons of money, meets celebrities, travels the world, wrote books, been on TV, indulges in his fetishes - meaning that he now unshakably thinks that these are all good things he's done.
In essence, there's basically no going back for him. This is what his life is.
I'm sure Jim "hey have you heard I went to AA, I don't really talk about it though" appreciates this immensely.
I just sort of feel bad for Norton. Not a single one of his fans would care if he finally admitted he was gay.
Nikki is going to spend every penny he made at Sirius and his act is stuck in the 1990s so he isn't going to be able to go on run to recoup his loses when she inevitably fucks off and leaves him. He's lucky she's a he because he won't have to pay child support at least.
Vos will have the last laugh when Little Yimmy is a boat-act in his 70s just to pay the bills.
Nikki is going to spend every penny he made at Sirius and his act is stuck in the 1990s so he isn't going to be able to go on run to recoup his loses when she inevitably fucks off and leaves him. He's lucky she's a he because he won't have to pay child support at least.
Vos will have the last laugh when Little Yimmy is a boat-act in his 70s just to pay the bills.
Pink Hotel On The Corner
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You just know the divorce is gonna turn him back into 06' Norton when he was depressed, bitter, suicidal but hilarious
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It has to be a huge issue. Because it’s not just alcohol but also drugs. When you’re sober and with someone who’s zooted (not just relaxed or mildly tipsy) it’s annoying because you’re not interacting with them, you’re interacting with the substance(s).
Jim has been saying a lot lately that he would not have gotten married were it not for the visa issue. Part of me wonders if he’s laying the ground for an imminent divorce announcement.
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You mean to tell me that Jim did not think his actions through and is now having regrets as his decision comes back to bite him in the ass?
Jim would have saved himself a lot of trouble in life if he had learned at a young age to take the George Costanza mindset of doing the exact opposite of what he wants to do. Both fucked up and stupid human beings need to learn that they are incapable of reaching the correct conclusion of what is needed to fix their suffering.
James done did it
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How much money could he have being a D-list comedian who was on a B tier radio program long after its prime? I wonder if Thor Bjornson there is fucking other men for extra money.
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He doesn't realize that sex, too, is an addiction and marrying someone for a fetish alone is retarded.
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I think he does realizes that sex is an addiction, but it’s to Jim what heroin is to Artie. He’d have to be locked up to stay away from his vices.
In the 12 Step groups for sex addiction, they can’t use complete abstinence as a measure of sobriety the way AA can. So each person works with their sponsor to identify their personal “bottom lines,” meaning those behaviors that for them can not be engaged in safely. For some people it’s total no-fap, for others it’s not going to prostitutes, not camming, not fucking anyone they’ve known less than 24 hours, etc. I always got the sense from Jim that his post-Nikki bottom line is just not fucking someone he’s not married to. That still leaves a LOT of room for degeneracy.
Update: Nikki is getting bolt-ons, Jimmy lives in a 6-year-old girl’s bedroom:
I’m not sure the claims of married bliss are validated by the evidence.
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Norton looks like he's pulling an ESD in that last picture.
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“No no nothing, the dog just eh- THE DOG JUST SUCKED MY COCK!”
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Norton is notoriously cheap, so he probably has a decent amount in savings. But Thundercock is blowing through it pretty quickly.
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Norton was convinced by staff, on air, to buy an expensive piece of KISS memorabilia on Jim & Sam, even after Anders Wormpounder said no don't do it. Immediately after, Jim had buyers remorse because he knew his boyfriend would be mad (since he/she/it/whatever only wants that money spent on it). Jim is a baby boy with impulse control and a room full of memorabilia dedicated to a crossdressing musical group. He is losing money fast and his husband is burning it even after.
The dude married a prostitute and is surprised it wastes money?
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Sure would be a shame if more trolls called in and got past the screener.
More Nikki IG Stories. Honestly this person seems immature as fuck and still thinks it’s the height of cool to get drunk and smoke Newports. Check the shout-out to KF (not really but I can pretend):
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I'm surprised old pests haven't phonebombed with Ramones and shit yet.
At, to be young again... How old is Nikki anyway?
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I believe 27. They met when Nikki was 19.
This LA Times interview with them is an interesting read. Jim is so committed to the “trannies are normal” lie. His fellow chaser Anthony should have them both on his WABC show to sell that BS. I wish people would press Ant or Jimmy about why that will never happen.
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I am not sure it is practical to fit phone calls into a one-hour slot, and if it is, they'd have to get right to the point. I presume it will mostly be topic-driven, relating to current events.
Steve from Manhattan will have his day this Sunday on WAAAHBEEESEEE