"angry" gamers/critics

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You'd think Doug would be jumping on the chance to have children since he's always bragging in his videos how he knows exactly what kids like. He doesn't have the maturity for it though and having to grow up in an environment where your dad is constantly screeching about stupid shit would make for a lousy childhood.
 
friedshrimp said:
Between Lewis, Noah and Doug, who'd be the worst father?

we all know who'd be the worst mother...
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Noah, hands down. However, none of them should be fathers. At all - problem solved if realized ASAP, as none of these fuckers should even attempt to spawn anything, lest they want them to end up hating them forever, should they ultimately grow up - if they mentally mature (besides physically by not sitting on their asses too much, hopefully), that is.

Or... They (all 3 of these fuckers) could just NOT have kids, period.
 
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friedshrimp said:
Between Lewis, Noah and Doug, who'd be the worst father?

we all know who'd be the worst mother...
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I recall Noah straight up saying he doesn't want kids. I can't remember his reasoning, but at the very least we don't have to worry about him having children, because, as others here have said, he would be incapable of handling the responsibility.

Besides Noah, I think that Lewis wouldn't be a particularly good father, at least not in terms of lifestyle choices, considering he and his fiance would pretty much inflate that kid. Just look at them, they're already pretty fat. If they can't keep their own weight under control, I fully believe they'd just be adding to the childhood obesity rate. And then that kid's gonna have a whole lot of other health issues as well. They aren't healthy individuals, so how can you expect them to raise a healthy kid?
 
Noah, like you guys said, would kill the baby by laziness and neglect.

Lewis would only fatten the kid and he'd turn into the fat comics-obsessed nerd to pick on at school.

Doug with his constant yelling and sperginess would probably affect the child, all the screams would disturb him and probably halt his development.

As for Lindsay, if she doesn't abort the child she'd pretty much groom him to be her little social justice picker, like those moms that bring their kids to Trump rallies.
 
Magnum Dong said:
Metokur's video on Spoony in his TGWTG series is out now, for anyone here who's interested:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9KB5R73YGuY
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I saw that the video came out and said "Holy shit!" My dog instinctively came over. Now we're watching all 40 minutes of this thing together. Thank you Jim and @Magnum Dong.

EDIT: Linkara's gonna be later in the series and upwards of an hour, while next up on the chopping block is Lindsay/Nostalgia Chick. GET HYPE.
 
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Holy shit...All of this Channel Awesome drama could make for an awesome soap opera/drama series...

Also, is it wrong to think that if Noah cared himself for a little more, and got more disciplined, he could be kinda cute? He's the only guy from the angry critics gang that's kinda passable in terms of looks...
 
Alto said:
You'd think Doug would be jumping on the chance to have children since he's always bragging in his videos how he knows exactly what kids like. He doesn't have the maturity for it though and having to grow up in an environment where your dad is constantly screeching about stupid shit would make for a lousy childhood.
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Doug to me always seemed like the kind of weirdo who'd creep on single moms if he wasn't married.
 
Uncanny Valley said:
Doug to me always seemed like the kind of weirdo who'd creep on single moms if he wasn't married.
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I feel the same. I don't take him for a creep though, just as the sorta guy who'd habitually date single moms because he loves how "nurturing" they are. Which would bite him in the ass because I'd see him getting frustrated upon discovering that their kids are into normal kiddie crap and not the 'enlightened' media he praises lmao
 
Magnum Dong said:
...I don't take him for a creep though, just as the sorta guy who'd habitually date single moms because he loves how "nurturing" they are. Which would bite him in the ass because I'd see him getting frustrated upon discovering that their kids are into normal kiddie crap and not the 'enlightened' media he praises.
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I could see THAT as being a wake-up call that he has no chance of getting laid, unless he drops what he's doing with his life right away, admits he's a failure (which is hard, but true!), and aims to get a real job again ASAP, seeing as he ain't good at what he does 'for a living'... At least not anymore (Although IMHO, he never was good at whatever the fuck he's doing to begin with. Real critics have way more of an IQ to boast about than Doug (and his brother) do(es)).
 
Shokew said:
I could see THAT as being a wake-up call that he has no chance of getting laid, unless he drops what he's doing with his life right away, admits he's a failure (which is hard, but true!), and aims to get a real job again ASAP, seeing as he ain't good at what he does 'for a living'... At least not anymore (Although IMHO, he never was good at whatever the fuck he's doing to begin with. Real critics have way more of an IQ to boast about than Doug (and his brother) do(es)).
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I don't think Doug will give up Critic for real anytime soon. He has enough of a cult (Not a cult following, a cult) of Autism that he'll milik them completely dry before he calls it quits.
 
Sexy Times Hitler said:
I don't think Doug will give up Critic for real anytime soon. He has enough of a cult (Not a cult following, a cult) of Autism that he'll milik them completely dry before he calls it quits.
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Oh, I know whatever I said earlier was wishful thinking. Thanks for bringing me back to reality (as much as I didn't want that, because :autism:.).
 
friedshrimp said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WyAwrSCMMf4
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TL;DW:
#5 Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling (Us humble shitposters would politely disagree, brother.)
#4 Teamo Supremo
#3 The Mighty B!
#2 Alice In Wonderland (From what I can tell, it's some shitty web cartoon he thinks aired on TV.)
#1 The Slim Shady Show (Again, another web cartoon.)

By the by, Steven Universe shows up near the end. Of course it fucking does.
 
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