💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Positron said:
He hates creepy shit infiltrating children's entertainment, right?
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This is sad. Although this one has been done before (Dorkly and others, I think), this image is probably the funniest thing Fedobear ever created. I would go so far and say that this stuff is T-Shirt material.

It also shows where you can get, if you are a at least little bit offensive, when it comes to humor...

...but since our blue Hobdoblin is triggered by wet towels these days, I don't see him drawing anything interesting in the near future.

....can someone ask him to draw something that isn't fanart, has a real life counterpart or is stuff from one of his stories? I would really like to see, if he is even able to come up with something entriely new and creative.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Maybe because "sports game" isn't an original IP.

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Well to create an "intelectual property" you need to put creative effort into the thing you create. Like creating a setting, characters, a story and an unique design. The Wii Sports games etc. have minimal design at best and none of the other.

...but it shouldn't come to a surprise, that the Dobblekiin has no idea what qualifies as creative effort.
 
CWCissey said:
And miss out on SPECTRE? No chance.

You just have to deal with why you hate October Dobby, y'know, like the grown ass man you're meant to be.
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Dobbie likely thinks James is a CIS shitlord who hates women and finds Bond movies triggering and problematic.

Oh fuck hes gonna jump onboard the hype train and draw one of his mash ups isnt he. Or a social justice lesbian super spy, jane blonde or something equally shit.
 
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I wonder if the Halloween dislike is to do with his apparent phobia of Carnevale Masks which to quote a year old post:
Dilbertmann said:
Dunno. I got it from ED:

"He has a phobia for Carnevale masks. For years it's been a tradition on 4chan's /co/ to spam any and all Tom Preston threads with pictures of Carnevale masks. Since he is a shameless narcissist, he would frequently lurk 4chan's /co/, hoping people would stroke his ego, only to be greeted by hordes of Carnevale masks, mocking him in deafening silence."
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I can't remember him ever talking about it though but maybe Dobby just doesn't mention it because he doesn't want people trolling him with them again?
 
Anyone who hates Halloween hates freedom, America, motherhood, apple pie, awesomeness, and is probably an ISIS terrorist who should be waterboarded and then shot.
 
Matt Damon's comments were pretty silly (seeing a photo of him and his pretty wife and cute kids is no different from seeing a photo of Neil Patrick Harris and his handsome husband and cute kids, in that I couldn't really give a rat's ass about either, but sometimes I page through celebrity magazines in the grocery line), but Dobbers's response is so perfunctory.

Reminder that Dob's brother is a gay man, so if anything, this should be way more important to Dob than video game bikinis. Betcha he won't even mention it again.

Saying "I despise X" when what you mean is "I don't enjoy X" is so self-centered. There's nothing to despise about the month of October; it's incapable of being despicable, seeing as it's just a month. Shut up, Dobbles.
 
MrsFrizzle said:
Matt Damon's comments were pretty silly
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Matt Damon's comments were taken out of context. Dobson let someone else take them out of context for him and just retweeted it because he's such an intellectual giant. That may be the one thing that really irritates me about him is the way he willfully misinterprets things, or parrots others who do it for a living. Not really listening=willful ignorance.
 
BuckMatic said:
Matt Damon's comments were taken out of context. Dobson let someone else take them out of context for him and just retweeted it because he's such an intellectual giant. That may be the one thing that really irritates me about him is the way he willfully misinterprets things, or parrots others who do it for a living. Not really listening=willful ignorance.
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The blind leading the blind...
 
Von Clausewitz said:
Well to create an "intelectual property" you need to put creative effort into the thing you create. Like creating a setting, characters, a story and an unique design. The Wii Sports games etc. have minimal design at best and none of the other.

...but it shouldn't come to a surprise, that the Dobblekiin has no idea what qualifies as creative effort.
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I like the fact that he considers the sports and exercise games - games he probably doesn't even play because it requires effort - to be top games next to Splatoon and Pikmin.

I love the Pikmin series and I find that insulting.
 
IanBrannanSOMETHING said:
Last I checked, Nintendo didn't release a game called "Wii Fitness"...
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He's probably referring to WiiFit. But being the fat bastard he is, and considering WiiFit doesn't have any pubescent inter-racial lesbian relationships to letch over, Nookie Bear doesn't pay attention to trivialities such as the title.
 
Seeing how much Dobson hates horror but loves inflation and exploding women, I think I found the most conflicting scene in horror movie history for him, from some of the greatest body horror ever made. Warning: Not safe for work at all.

 
BuckMatic said:
Matt Damon's comments were taken out of context.
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No, I think they were just dumb as fuck. He went on "Ellen" and tried to give more context, and didn't help himself, particularly. I think it's not a big deal, but what he said in that first interview was just a mishmash of nonsense. Actors' private lives aren't "mysteries", especially when they're married. Matt Damon was 100% believable in the Liberace movie, even though I know he's married to a lady in real life; Neil Patrick Harris was 100% believable as straight horn dog Barney, even though I know he's married to a dude in real life.

Fortunately, like most sane people, I don't really care if actors have silly, poorly thought out opinions, because having sage thoughts on public policy isn't their job. My thinking Matt Damon said a foolish thing once isn't going to stop me from enjoying his movies.
 
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