💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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It is because of Halloween. At least around last year he went on a bitch-fit on twitter, claiming he hates it for being cold, everyone walks around in these stupid costumes and annoying him, asking him for shitty candy, and all his beloved cartoons turn spooky.
Or as some brony once reacted to it...
What I find funny about the complains is the following: He says he hates spooky shit in his cartoons and yet supposedly watches Gravity Falls and Steven Universe. Gravity Falls opened its second season with Grunkle Stan hiting zombieheads open and brainmatter flying around the room, while Steven Universe has one antagonist commiting experiments on gems that look like something out of Re-Animator II.
Frankly, I suggest we bother the idiot one month long with horror movies, just to spite him.
God what a baby, he's old enough to have a family of his own and this is how he acts?

Guess we're stuck with St. Patricks Day bear until Christmas then? No SpookyDobson avatar?
 
He hates creepy shit infiltrating children's entertainment, right?
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Halloween is a time to dress up and try to scare or trick others. iirc, Dobby hates it because he was always picked on or stupid mean goons tried to scare him.

Also pretty sure he hates the idea of giving something(candy) without getting something (money) in return.

Knowing him, he'd probably want candy AND money. Otherwise it's oppression!

Speaking of, I bet he's gonna go on one of those "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES HATE WYMYN CUS SOME SHOW MORE SKIN THAN A BURKA" tears that's always popular with feminists this time of year.
 
Dobson hates Halloween? *what is this i don't even* ...Okay. Powerleveling ever-so-slightly here, but I think Halloween is awesome. And I love the idea that if you're a grown-ass adult, for just one night you can dress up, go out partying, rock out totally and join in the fun. Yet where I live, Halloween's not really a thing - with the result I've never been able to celebrate it! *sniff* So to hear Mega Peggin' Pussytits bitch this way about the most awesome night of the year - a night you're encouraged to give full expression to your imagnation and be as weird, surreal or freaky as you wanna be - really rustles my jimmies. It's like everyone says - he really doesn't know how to have fun, does he? By now it's just him and his perversions and very little else. Weird, 'cause I would have automatically assumed a manchild like Dobson to be totally in love with Halloween. My first thought on hearing the contrary was "that's a bit much, expecting people to give Trick-or-Treaters McNuggets instead of candy"... But to hear it's because - what? He hates being "pestered" by children? The Halloween editions of his favourite fetish fuel...I mean, cartoons give him prickly-wicklies?

Dobson, you really are a humourless son of a bitch, aren't you?

/end rant

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Dobson hates Halloween? *what is this i don't even* ...Okay. Powerleveling ever-so-slightly here, but I think Halloween is awesome. And I love the idea that if you're a grown-ass adult, for just one night you can dress up, go out partying, rock out totally and join in the fun. Yet where I live, Halloween's not really a thing - with the result I've never been able to celebrate it! *sniff* So to hear Mega Peggin' Pussytits bitch this way about the most awesome night of the year - a night you're encouraged to give full expression to your imagnation and be as weird, surreal or freaky as you wanna be - really rustles my jimmies. It's like everyone says - he really doesn't know how to have fun, does he? By now it's just him and his perversions and very little else. Weird, 'cause I would have automatically assumed a manchild like Dobson to be totally in love with Halloween. My first thought on hearing the contrary was "that's a bit much, expecting people to give Trick-or-Treaters McNuggets instead of candy"... But to hear it's because - what? He hates being "pestered" by children? The Halloween editions of his favourite fetish fuel...I mean, cartoons give him prickly-wicklies?

Dobson, you really are a humourless son of a bitch, aren't you?

/end rant

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I don't think it should be powerleveling to say that you think Halloween is awesome. That's something every normal human being thinks.

Incidentally... I think this describes Dobbo perfectly, don't you?

 
I wonder if anyone ever showed up to his house like this on Halloween?
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