🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Here is my take of this sordid affair.

For me, Amber trying to show us that she is not bedbound has shown how terrible her fitness is. While she is indeed not bedbound, she was quite winded after a few minutes walking in her flat. This is not someone who can walk outside for 30 minutes. She also mentioned that her back is always hurting from her weight. This means that she sits most of the time and walks only when necessary. Being bedbound does not happen all of a sudden, but slowly creeps up as you become less and less mobile.

She is 530 pounds and at 5’3”, her BMI is 93. I would not be surprised if all that weight has compressed her spine and she is now shorter. She might be even developing osteoarthritis at this point. She knows that she needs to lose weight but her addiction to food is much stronger. Wifey’s attempt to restrict her food intake is bound to fail. She is not a trained nutritionist or psychologist. Amber will rebel against any attempt to restrict her calories. She might lose 50 to 100 pounds, at least for a while, but she needs to lose 350 to 400 pounds. Only a medically supervised programme could achieve this in the long run.

The state of the kitchen was appalling. It is obvious that Becky oversaw the cleaning, not Amber, and as a guest, Wifey does not seem to help a lot. When Becky leaves, the flat will become unlivable.

The whole saga about Wifey, aka Jade Francis, how moronic Amber has been trying to keep her hidden. It also shows how desperate Amber is to have someone, anyone, living with her. Her agreeing to an open relationship so early in her liaison with Wifey shows how frightened she is to be alone. At least at the beginning, Becky had a modicum of interest in Amber. Wifey cares really only for Amber’s money. Her relationship with Amber is only transactional, namely, she is paid to stay with her. It would have been better to get a carer to help her with her daily tasks. I am sure that there are agencies in her area that could come in, do the dishes, do meal preparations, help her with bathing, etc, and might be cheaper than was Wifey will cost her.

If Jade Francis is indeed Wifey, as expected, she is not a successful entrepreneur looking for a mate, but a poor individual having an inadequate life, debts, and just started an entry-level job. She sees Amber as an easy mark and hopes to move out of New York to start anew.

Amber is really alone. She burned bridges with pretty well everyone and not being invited to Eric’s birthday is telling. Right now, her only friend is Becky, and this will last as long as Becky lives in the flat. My feeling is that after her relationship with Wifey is over, she will have no choice than going back to Oklahoma to be close to her mother.
 
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It was also pointed out that the exact same Taken (honeypot emoji) was in bolth Jades and Ambers Instagram bio.

I think it is safe to say that Amber is in full panic stations and this is the biggest crisis to hit her in a while. This may mean that she has been here on the farms and removed it because it was posted. Even though we saved screenshots and she was over 12 hours late in editing the bio.
 
dontcallanyone said:
I’ve been watching this beast for years, and I thought I was fairly numb to everything at this point, but nothing has bugged me more than the recent high pitched “UMMMMMM” thing she’s doing every 5 minutes, she has to be doing this shit on purpose
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You mean this?




There are some really stupid people out there coming here and creating accounts and making up stupid stuff because they are stupid enough to think that us Farmers are as stupid as they are stupid to think we are that stupid

Now you know who you are so go back into the corner and eat your crayons and let the rest of us bitches talk
 
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Amber is in damage control mode but due to her being such a massive cunt and liar everything comes off as disingenuous. Most of her recent streams are her trying to assure herself by rattling off these idiotic ideas about what is going on in her life and how nothing is her fault. Even if you took the farms and the haydurs she would still make the same fucking terrible decisions and create these self inflicted crises. She can cry about people hating her because shes fat and be a massive bitch in the same sentence and be completely oblivious to the irony. My take on a lot of this recent stuff is shes making a half assed effort to Wifey that shes not a useless fuck by giving some effort but its obvious shes miserable walking, standing and dieting. She was never good at wearing a mask for long and im sure Wifey is knowing Amber pretty well and with the doxing shits falling apart. Its pure dramatic irony.
 
I hope Becky's gonna be gone by the time beast will scare jade away. Living with beast might not be worth the money she will gain from this circus. I never liked Becky before but now am afraid beast will manipulate her to stay with her if jade runs away.
 
Amber is such a house of cards, she flips into damage control even when there isn't any real damage.
 
Acidsplat said:
If Amber cancels the live it's because she's crying at Becky's positive thumbs up/down ratio
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What a loser that gorl is. She can't be happy for somebody else's success?

I'm not sure if this is true, but I was scrolling through Orange Queen's Youtube channel today and noticed a video titled "Amber scared Wifey off." Has there been any speculation on this in the farms?
 
ilovemurdocniccals said:
I'm not sure if this is true, but I was scrolling through Orange Queen's Youtube channel today and noticed a video titled "Amber scared Wifey off." Has there been any speculation on this in the farms?
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She took "taken 🍯" out of her instagram bio, after everyone realized Jade's instagram had the exact same thing. Oh and Amber's being kinda mopey. That's it, that's the whole breakup proof.
 
Bear Watching said:
She took "taken 🍯" out of her instagram bio, after everyone realized Jade's instagram had the exact same thing. Oh and Amber's being kinda mopey. That's it, that's the whole breakup proof.
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Which is no proof at all. Those commenters are just really gullible and foolish people. The type of people that send money to Nigerian Princes and renew their car's warranty every 6 months.
 
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