🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Bruh not gonna bash the UK but for real, you all dont even have air conditioning there lmao, for me thats a must in the USA...also her apartment is more modern/understated look and feel in appearance.
Its actually pretty nice its just her decor blows but thats Amber not the apartment.
If you lived say in NYC or San Fran or DC or any major city with history you would find lovely places full of historical charm.
You will also find dumps charging 3k/month for the convenience of being in the cities. Usually moron kids who are parent funded rent those cause stupid.
I never understood all the USA bashing shit it's rent free with folks outside of America lmao.
 
Bruh not gonna bash the UK but for real, you all dont even have air conditioning there lmao, for me thats a must in the USA...also her apartment is more modern/understated look and feel in appearance.
Its actually pretty nice its just her decor blows but thats Amber not the apartment.
If you lived say in NYC or San Fran or DC or any major city with history you would find lovely places full of historical charm.
I never understood all the USA bashing shit it's rent free with folks outside of America lmao.
I hate to play devils advocate because it's gay but you can count the number of days that air conditioning would have been needed this summer with your fingers and probably have some spare.
 
I hate to play devils advocate because it's gay but you can count the number of days that air conditioning would have been needed this summer with your fingers and probably have some spare.
Point is that is a comfort even on those days most people do not have in their homes.
We dont run AC all damn year long here either and I am now in the South/tropics.. but its needed.
Heat waves kill tons of people I remember one where thousand died in France and Italy one year it was world news. They fried to death.
Point is you have so if you need it, you got it.
Anyway this is homosex and Amber is fat.
Fin.
 
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I imagine this was Becky’s face every time Amber showed her her post-dump 0.7 lb weight loss on MyFitnessPal.
 
Theory - Amber sat on Wasabi and they still have not found her in 'The Upside Down' that is Amber's 'Lady Zone'
 
How can others pretend that she is a bad person?

The last lives stream sums up everything that she is - I do not even like Becky but I feel for her during this stream - she needs to get out now - one of her wankster friends needs to open up their home to her and let her stay on their sofa until she can get herself together = Amber is poison - Like some twisted Betty Davies character and I really get the sense that Wifey has one foot out of the door already
 
I genuinely don't think there has ever been another ''Youtuber'' quite as delusional as her.
I really don't. That says quite a lot considering there are pricks like Onision and Gabbie Hanna.

I don't remember a single time when she has taken responsibility for anything she's done wrong, not once and then she posts bollocks like that? You are a bad person, I personally think that's an understatement. Deep down you're a completely worthless cunt.
 
People have noticed recently that Amber's fat head distribution seems to be pushing her face forward. So, behold, Amber vs. a human head :
View attachment 2504616 Allow me to direct your attention to some details regarding her unfortunate fat distribution: her butt chin seems to have taken some of it à la Tammy Slaton's forehead, her impressive second chin doesn't lie and the third one has been cultivated for awhile now, check out those nice loose ears. I don't think fat has pushed her face, however I will speculate that she stores fat in her scalp's dermis in the back of her head because gorlfriend's hair isn't that thick. Call me autist.


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Holy moly! This is just like how Chantal's skull looks. I swear these deathfats all end up looking like the same blobby shape if you remove their hair.
 
Heat waves kill tons of people
Here in AZ, kills plenty every year and it's not even a "wave," just normal ol' 115 degree summer days. The ones that die the most? Out of towners. "Hey, let's go hike up Camelback mountain!" So they do, thinking a 12 oz. bottle of water is all they'll need. They drop like flies. So much so that that the park rangers have now started closing the hiking trails on heat warning days to keep idiots from killing themselves. Yes, people really are that fucking stupid.

Meantime, I'll stay in my nice cool AC, thank you!

As a kid (in PA) we never had AC. Had some old beat up fans. And AC in a car was both an option and a luxury. Try buying a car today without AC, good luck finding one.

In Hamber's case, I couldn't imagine that sweathog ever being somewhere without Artic AC blasting 24/7. The smell... the smell...
 
For anyone wondering about Amber's apartment: She lives in a relatively walkable neighborhood, in a nice new-ish modern apartment, in a SUPER CHEAP city.

It's an ideal location for a couch-bound deathfat youtuber. She can broadcast from her "luxury" apartment, get delivery from tons of restaurants, and still pay a half the rent she'd pay in a more expensive city.

That's winning as far as I'm concerned. If I didn't give a shit about school quality or careers, I'd move there too. Lexington Kentucky has a lot to offer if you don't mind rednecks.
No matter where our gurl resides, she is still trapped there. She will most probably die there. A fall forward, off the sofa. The bang will be heard for miles around the complex.
It will probably be a loud "sloooorp" sound as different chucks of fat hit the floor in rapid succession.
Here in AZ, kills plenty every year and it's not even a "wave," just normal ol' 115 degree summer days. The ones that die the most? Out of towners. "Hey, let's go hike up Camelback mountain!" So they do, thinking a 12 oz. bottle of water is all they'll need. They drop like flies. So much so that that the park rangers have now started closing the hiking trails on heat warning days to keep idiots from killing themselves. Yes, people really are that fucking stupid.
I've heard some crazy stories from Arizonans. People from L.A. show up acting like it's hiking Disney World, instead of a deadly desert.
 
Deep down you're a completely worthless cunt.
Couldn't agree more with you these days.

But she didn't always seem that way. Sure, she was always a narc, but going back in the Hamberverse, there were plenty of vids where she actually seemed to have a personality, cared about others (to some degree), and would do fun things and funny shit. She used to be somewhat happy, able to laugh at herself doing retarded fat dancing or shaking a fat roll or two at the camera for giggles.

Man, has all that changed. What we see these days is a very, very, broken and insecure person trapped in 600 lbs. of fat that has nothing but contempt for anyone around her and her audience. Absolutely zero self-reflection that she's the one that made herself this way. Hence why anybody offering one piece of worthy advice causes her to lash out as them being "fatphobic" or a dispecktful piece of shit. This is only getting worse, not better. I don't feel sorry for her one iota, but the trainwreck transformation we've seen is about the only reason to pay any attention to her because regardless of how many times it's ready to run off the bridge and explode, it manages to wobble on down the tracks to the next station. The wheels on the bus go round and round... until they fall off completely. That's the inevitability I think anyone actually watches her for.

I ain't a shrink, don't even play one on the intarwebs, but somebody could write their PhD thesis on psychosis using Hamber as the example, given all the evidence she's publicly put forward over the years.
 
Can't reply but I'm sure someone did have a youtube channel dedicated to genuinely doing some sort of thesis on her @Slappy McGherkin

You are so right. There was a time she genuinely seemed to enjoy life and that's so far behind us now.
I think that the difference is that she was able to control the narrative better in vlogs compare to streams and she likes to get her way. She could portrait someone having the best time of her life and showing how mobile and happy she was even if, in reality, she was not. Although she denies that she is 600 pounds, she is well over 550 pounds on a 5'3" body that is slowly falling apart. Few years, she was lighter and fitter. Not so much anymore as by now, everything hurts, and while she states that she can walk for 30 minutes, she likely did not and whatever she could do was painful.
 
I think that the difference is that she was able to control the narrative better in vlogs compare to streams and she likes to get her way. She could portrait someone having the best time of her life and showing how mobile and happy she was even if, in reality, she was not. Although she denies that she is 600 pounds, she is well over 550 pounds on a 5'3" body that is slowly falling apart. Few years, she was lighter and fitter. Not so much anymore as by now, everything hurts, and while she states that she can walk for 30 minutes, she likely did not and whatever she could do was painful.

She has always been a dick and it is always apparent on her live streams but of late she has become very dark and this latest stream 'Blueberry Lemonade' or whatever .... she is extra shitty and not just up her own arse shitty - she is really bitter and snarky

... and I am fucking loving it
 
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